Hello! It's been a very long while! -.-'' Sorry for not being here a loooooooot sooner. So anyway, here's a new one-shot! Vey short and I'm not really satisfied, though, but the idea's been lingering in my head for way too long. ^^''

"No."
"Come on."
"Nuh-uh. Nein. I'm not going there."
"Oh gosh, Skul. You're afraid."
"I am most absolutely not. Stop pushing me. Are you pushing me?"
"Nope. You're pushing yourself."
"How am I pushing myself?"
"I have no idea."
"I'm stopping. There. I'm not going anywhere."
"What?"
"Scratch that. I'm not going anywhere near her, Val."
"But she's crazy about you."
"My point, exactly."
"That proves it then."
"Proves what?"
"You, who survived torture in a dimension filled with Facelesss Ones, are scared."
"Not true. I just don't like her company."

"OHH JEEEEAAAAANN! COME 'ERE, GIIIIRRRLL!"
"DON'T!"
"HERE, DOGGIE DOGGIE!"

Just then a giant shepherd dog came running, its mouth dipping with saliva as it smelled Skulduggery's bones. It jumped at his leg, making the ancient skeleton scream in ran around in circles trying to get the dog off him in vain.

"NOOOOOOOO...!"

...and then, unceremoniously, he fainted, and Valkyrie rolled over with hysteric laughter.


Skul's afraid of dogs. o.0
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