Hi everyone! As seems to be my new custom, I am joining a new fandom with a silly one-shot. This is basically about a seemingly innocent Cana but...well find out for yourself!


"Hey Lucy! You want a drink?" Cana shouted her guild mate over, away from her team.

"Ah, hi Cana!" Lucy smiled and waved. "Sure, I'll join you!" Lucy sat down, while Erza was clonking heads together again. As she sat down, Mirajane served a drink for her. "Thanks Mira! Ugh, it's so good to get away from those idiots once in a while! Now I get why you sit here in the quiet Cana!"

"Yeah. It must get annoying, with Natsu and Gray arguing, and...Erza." Cana replied, taking a swig from her barrel.

"Yep!" Lucy mimicked Cana's actions. "Why are you so lonely, Cana?" Lucy asked suddenly. "Not to offend you, but I worry about you being lonely."

Cana cracked one eye open.

"I'm not lonely!" She proclaimed, brandishing a glass. "I just don't want to hang out with morons!"

Lucy giggled.

"Then why don't you hang out with me?" She laughed.

They continued to chat. By the end of the evening, Lucy was absolutely shattered. She was drunk, and she made no sense to anyone.

"keshtopley nuthir ghan vuuuee!" Lucy shouted, pouring a drink. Cana laughed.

"You've had too much Lucy." Cana had much experience in being the sensible one, in spite of the irony that she could drink much more and still be fine.

"Lucy's drunk!" Erza popped up next to Cana. "I'll take care of her!"

"No way!" Cana growled. "Not after what happened with Mirajane! I saw the pictures you took Erza! That's the same camera she uses for sorceror weekly!"

"Aww..." Erza slunk away to look for some other drunk girl to take advantage of.

"Aww..." Lucy looked put out.

'I won't dissapoint you, Lucy!' Cana grinned evily.