Link stood in front of the massive, hot temple. It took so muck work to get here, but the temple itself was the most intimidating challenge of all. His clothes were dirty from all the digging he had to do, and there were a few cuts and scrapes covering his body, all being relatively minor. There have even been a few instances where his clothes caught on fire from the sheer heat of the volcano, and yet they practically aren't burnt or have received any damage thus far. Link had to stay courageous. His thoughts started to trail off as he stared at this temple. All he wasted to do was go back home to Skyloft and sleep on his bed all day long; not a care in the world. Link wiped beads of sweat from his forehead. He remembered Headmaster Gaepora taught, "If you are ever engulfed in fire, always stop drop and roll." Link had remembered this always, albeit he was still very little when he said it. He had used the memory throughout the adventure around the volcano. The Headmaster even has a whole book about handling emergencies. Link often saw him telling Zelda to read it. He was always very protective of his precious daughter. Link always wondered what it would be like to have a father. At a time, he thought of the Headmaster as an uncle of sorts. Zelda was… very dear to him indeed. He had to rescue her. Link started to daydream. He remembered a time with Zelda. He read in a book that anyone two people that are meant to be friends or even lovers are tied together by a red string of fate connected by their pinky finger. He and Zelda always made pinky promises with each other, thinking of that red string. Link smiled. It always made her so happy when he smiled. Link looked back at the temple in front of him, done reminiscing. After all, it was a pretty bad time. He would much rather think about things like that while dozing off in his bed. He took a first step into the staircase leading underground. Suddenly, his blade flashed, and the blue sword spirit appeared in front of Link.

"Wait, Master Link. The batteries in your Wii-Remote are nearly depleted. I advise you to replace them."

"W-what?"

"The batteries in your Wii-Remote are nearly depleted. I advise you to replace them."

"I don't understand. What are you talking about?"

"…"

Fi receded back into the sword, leaving Link baffled. What were batteries, anyway?

Further, what in the goddess' name was a Wii-Remote?