"SEBASTIAN!"
"Yes, Young Master?"
"Today is Thankgiving."
What do we do on 'Thanksgiving'?"
"We eat, and then go to the parade, and then we sleep. Now, I want you to cook the dinner.."
"And what shall we be having?"
"Turkey, mashed potatoes, buttered bread, whatever that is, and eggnog. Oh wait! I almost forgot! And some vegatables."
"Very well. Baldroy! Could you go get me a dead turkey?"
"OH YEAH, TODAYS THANKSGIVING! GONNA GET MY EAT ON!"
"Baldroy, do not yell. The Young Master's falling alseep.."
"Fine."
"Now, I must prepare the meal."
A Little Bit Later..
"SEBASTIAN I ONLY FOUND ONE TURKEY! AND I KINDA... BLEW UP THE FOUNTAIN CHASING IT..."
"How'd you blow it up?"
"MY FLAMETHROWER.."
"Oh, well no time to fix it."
Sebastian grabs the turkey, and puts it on a cutting board.
"Goodbye Sebastian! Gonna go watch the parade."
"Goodbye Baldroy!"
As soon as Sebastian grabs a knife, the turkey runs.
"WHAT THE?! IT'S GONNA WAKE YOUNG MASTER!"
"SEBASTIAN!"
Oh no.
"THERE'S A TURKEY IN MY ROOM! SEBASTIAN? SEBASTIAN ARE YOU THERE..."
Then it ran out of the room and Sebastian finally caught it.
"PHEW," and then he continued making dinner.
When he was done, they all sat down at the dinner table and then the turkey wasn't there...
