disclaimer: i do not own naruto! this is for ALL the chapters in the story!!

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Chapter 1: Bitter Kunoichi

Sarutobi, otherwise known as the third hokage noticed the relationship of the shinobi and decided to give them a mission to 'hang out' with each other to build a good relationship in case there will be a joint mission between the teams, so teamwork would be easier. They were subdivided into groups consisting of four teams. One group has the students of Gai, Kurenai, Asuma, and Kakashi. They were glad they had time to relax with fellow friends.

But Sarutobi once again noted something. This group's kunoichi don't seem to get along well. He saw them argue once...well more than once...okay practically every time they see each other get ready to see the sparks fly. But their worst argument was the day all four met up as acquaintances and left enemies, causing their current unpleasant relationship.

Flashback

"Just because you're in the same team as Sasuke-kun doesn't give you the right to go all over him Forehead Girl!" Ino shouted.

"Maybe we are on the same team because of fate that we we're meant to be, so stop acting so jealous Ino-pig!" Sakura argued back. Apparently those two got into another heated argument about Uchiha Sasuke, the same boy that broke their friendship and now made them rivals for his affection.

"Jealous! I don't need to be near Sasuke-kun to know that he thinks of me constantly!"

"You! I bet he keeps thinking how annoying and fat you really are and how he despises you!"

"You sure about that! If that's the case he thinks of you as a weakling with a large forehead that always needs protecting and looks like a circus freak!"

With that they we're about to pounce on each other and start a fighting until Hinata got in the middle of them. "S-stop it you t-two, our m-mission is t-too get a-along with our f-fellow k-kunoichi not a-argue!"

Sakura just pushed her away. "Shut it will you Hinata! You're stuttering is driving me crazy!"

Ino just pushed her more. "Yeah Hinata no matter how many times you stutter I doubt Naruto will even notice you the way he always ignores you! Just like how Sasuke-kun ignores Forehead Girl!"

Sakura pushed Ino now. "What the hell are you talking about! I bet Sasuke-kun doesn't even know you're name-"

Hinata pushed the both of them. "At least instead of acting like a crazy fan girl I don't scare Naruto-kun away like what you do with Sasuke-san!" She said without stuttering. Now three kunoichi were arguing.

"Forehead Girl" "Ino-pig" "Stuttering Freak" are the insults they kept throwing at each other. Now they were very close to attcking each other before a kunai got in the center of three.

They looked at Tenten. "Will you three stop fighting already, I think it would be better if we trained so all of you might actually stand a fight against a squirrel, instead of arguing it to death with 'boy arguments'." Tenten said with a smirk.

"Yeah like you stand a chance at fighting without your weapons!" Hinata shot back.

"It's hard to believe you're a kunoichi with those male traits you have!" Sakura exclaimed.

"What 'boy arguments'?! We all know how you admire the white-eyed freak, Neji, but face, it like he'll notice a tomboy like you." Ino said angrily. With those comments all four kunoichi were arguing.

"Forheadgirl" "Ino-pig" "Stuttering Freak" "Weapon Addict" were not only the insults they used but they also used phrases:

Sakura-"You're hair looks so fake I bet you dyed it pink!"

"You're forehead is so big even though there's nothing inside!"

"You're so weak I bet a five year old could beat you with his hands tied behind his back!"

Ino- "You're hair is like Rapunzel but if I pulled it I'll be holding a wig!"

"You're so stupid you could throw a rock to the ground and miss!"

"You're so fat you make Choji look like he's on a diet!"

Hinata-"You're the shame of the Hyuuga clan!"

"I bet you learned to talk a full sentence without stuttering just a while ago!"

"You're so weak, you got beat up by you own seven year old sister!"

Tenten-"I bet if you grow into an old maiden you'll marry your weapons!"

"You're two buns make you look like a malnourished panda!"

"I bet if Neji told you to jump off a cliff and die, you'll do it!"

They were about to start fighting with the kunai but Kurenai made it just in time to stop them. But the anger was still in them and Hinata was the first to break the silence. "If it weren't for the fact that you're a sensei we'd tell you, on how desperate you are that you have a crush on a perverted sensei!" The three yelled a "Yeah!"

Sakura was the first to get back to reality. "Oh my gosh!"

Hinata was dead. "I-I'm s-sorry K-K-Kurenai-sensei."

End Flashback

Twice every month the groups Sarutobi assigned are to meet and increase a good relationship. But for the kunoichi worsen it. They we're arguing again. But their teammates got used to it...sort of.

"Billboard Brow!" "Ugly Pork!" "White-Eyed Freak!" "Disgusting Panda!" The guys just sweatdropped. Then they saw Sarutobi coming their way and the boys went silent, not for the girls though. He kept coughing to get their attention to no avail-

Tenten faced him. "What the hell do want old man!"

Ino saw him too. "If you're sick go to the hospital or something!"

Sakura faced him too. "Can't you see we're busy!?"

Hinata just stayed silent. I insulted Kurenai-sensei and they insult the Hokage...seems fair. "You girls are dead." Hinata said then smirked.

"All you four come with me." Sarutobi said, they gulped and followed.

"Woman are so troublesome." Shikamura said breaking the silence.

"Yup and their in so much trouble." Kiba said.

Naruto was in his 'thinking pose' "Why do you think we get along...okay, but they always fight like there's no tomorrow."

Sasuke shrugged "It's a girl thing."

Lee sighed, hard to believe how stupid his comrades are "I believe their whole feud started with the topic of...er...boys." They all stared blankly at him. Lee sweat dropped "What else could have been the source of their quarrels?"

"He's right." Shino said with majority of them glancing at Sasuke. He just scoffed and muttered "Girls."

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When they entered the room they were still silent, they were met with cups of tea. Sarutobi sat down and motioned for them to sit and drink. And they did rather uncomfortably.

"I have been hearing complaints of your constant bickerings. And am getting impatient of your lack to apologize to one another. Next time I see you together I expect it to be a friendly encounter. Understand?"

"Hai." Then he lectured them of teamwork blah, blah, cooperation, blah, blah and friendship. At that the girls were snickering in their heads. Friendship? Hell no! That was one thing deep in their minds for each other. Then Sarutobi ushered them out.

When they we're nearing the exit Sakura finally spoke up. "So now we just ignore each other and not fight, agreed?"

"Agreed." The other three said. At the exit they came across a scroll Ino picked it up and was about to open it when the four fell unconscious. Then something smoke like came from their mouths. Sakura's was red, Hinata's blue, Tenten's green, and Ino's yellow. Then the smoke like thing came out of the bodies and went into different hosts.

Tenten was the first to wake up in the infirmary. Her head hurt when she touched it, it seems like they removed her buns -wait- her hair felt really soft, the kinda soft if you waste your time brushing your hair every ten minutes. She looked at her new long blonde hair...Okay now is not the time to panic I better wake everyone else up.

She got out of bed and shook the others awake. She saw her body moan. "Five more minutes Ino-pig." "Get up!" Tenten said still shaking her. When all already sat up and saw each other, silence fell once again.

Then the doctor came in "It seems you four collapsed from exhaustion this morning, but you are free to leave now. Oh, and here-" he handed it to Tenten(in ino's body)"-you were holding it when we found you." Then he left.

Tenten opened the scroll. Looks like nobody was talking. Kinda expected them to be yelling 'Why are you in my body?' and 'Why am I in your body'. But they're smart, they all had noidea what happened to them. Inside the scroll was a parchment for making a 'Switch Potion'. Tenten read it aloud, not quite used to speaking in Ino's voice.

Switch Potion - Friendship -

Ingredients: blah, blah, blah...1 specific ingredient so only specific bodies will switch

Procedure: blah, blah, blah

Purpose and Antidote: The potion, as stated in the header, deals with friendship. Whosoever drinks it shall switch bodies with others who have drank the same exact potion. And if they have true shinobi friendship, the kind that most people usually never experience in their lives, they will be able to return into their normal bodies.

-Side effect only found if potion went wrong.

Note: If someone besides the drinker and maker of the potion have found out about this, the souls may never return to their original bodies.

Hinata (in saks body) said. "It's best we discuss about this somewhere else, someone might hear us and we'll never get back to normal."

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i hope u people liked the first chap! now i wil tel u all of the way i'll write the names of the girls:

hinata-sakura

ino-hinata

tenten-ino

sakura-tenten

the FIRST name is the MIND and the SECOND name is the BODY

thru out the hole stry wile they r in each others bodies these wil be der names! pls remember!