Pixie Sticks And Blond Bomber Mishaps
By: ilovemyboys
Chapter 1: Whoops.
It was a relatively relaxed day at the Akatsuki. Everyone had come back from their missions and weren't to be sent out again for another few days at least. Itachi was reading a book in the living room, Kisame was swimming out in the pond outside, Pein and Konan were doing paperwork, Zetsu was working on his garden, Sasori was working on his puppets, and Kakuzu and Hidan were arguing in the kitchen while Deidara watched with a grin on his face as he ate his dango and tea at the kitchen table.
"I am sick of your attitude Hidan," Kakuzu growled warningly.
"Shut the fuck up Kakuzu! I'm sick of YOUR attitude, bastard!"
"That's it. I don't have time for this."
Without warning Kakuzu suddenly sprang at Hidan, yanking the scythe the Jashinist carried around him at all times, and threw it across the room as it landed with a THUD! on the wall right over the blonde bomber's head as he quietly sipped his tea, and whose expression now read, "What the hell was that?" Kakuzu then sent a powerful punch at Hidan as the Jashinist flew across the kitchen and into the living room with a CRASH!
As the fight continued on in the other room, Deidara silently tried to ignore the two. It could always be amusing at first, but then it dragged on, and anyone nearby simply didn't want to be near them anymore unless they wanted a headache. Luckily, Deidara had tea which always helped his headaches anyway, but still…if this went on any longer, he'd have to leave.
Taking the last sip of his tea, Deidara closed his eyes as he tried to relax.
I'm still sleepy…But…can't….go to sleep…need to…work on…art…
Shaking his head, Deidara tried to wake himself up as he headed toward his room to get some clay.
MEANWHILE…
A practically beheaded,bloody mess of a Shinobi with a bent, bloody scythe lay on the floor.
"And let that teach you to never lay a hand on my money again," Kakuzu threatened as he walked away from the living room, now in chaos from their earlier fight.
"Huh!" Hidan spat. "See if I care asshole!" Hidan yelled.
SLAM!
"Damn bastard!"
Hidan lifted himself off the ground with a wince.
Sure he loved pain, but not this kind. Especially not from him.
However, being immortal did have its advantages as any of the pain he felt now would surely be gone by tomorrow. But still…now it still hurt like hell.
"That bastard Kakuzu is gonna pay for this…."
Suddenly hearing his stomach growl, Hidan realized he hadn't eaten yet.
"Ts! Damn hunger…Why couldn't this leave me too when I turned immortal…" Hidan grumbled as he sulked toward the kitchen. "Not like we have anything FUCKING EDIBLE in here!" He shouted, making sure his cheapskate-of-a-partner heard him loud and clear.
Looking in the cupboard he noticed a few boxes of healthy cereal that Leader Pein and Konan ate. Huh! Those two probably don't even have taste buds, he thought. He also found an old banana that had been in there for 4 days, and some-What the hell? Why the hell does that plant freak have to store his stuff in here too!
Grumbling to himself, Hidan took out the least healthy looking cereal, some very likely spoiled milk, and a spoon, as he sat down at the kitchen table.
A minute went by as he grudgingly stuffed the cereal into his mouth. Hearing a door open nearby he looked up to see a very tired-looking Deidara come in and drop into a seat by the table.
"What the fuck's wrong blondie?"
Deidara gave Hidan a glare at calling him his least favorite nickname among the Akatsuki. Even "brat" was better than that.
"Nothing…" Deidara grumbled.
"So you just look like shit today huh? What, didn't you get enough beauty sleep?" Hidan taunted.
"I would advise you to be quiet," Deidara muttered as he took out some clay from his cloak pocket threateningly.
"Hm!" Hidan smiled smugly. Deidara wasn't going to fight him now. He couldn't even have a good comeback to Hidan's remark. This made Hidan grin evilly.
If Deidara wasn't going to shoot off one of those annoying bombs at him, he'd have fun pushing the blond's limits.
"Hey Deidara," Hidan spoke rather loudly, hoping the blonde had a hangover like he did.
No such luck. Deidara was molding his clay now.
Eh. At least I tried, Hidan thought.
"So blondie!"
Deidara's movements stopped for a moment at hearing his least favorite nickname, only to start molding the clay again. He wasn't going to let Hidan get to him.
"So you had a rough night or what?" Hidan smirked.
Deidara said nothing.
"You know you can talk about it if you want…." Hidan's smile grew wider as he leaned in closer to Deidara with a grin.
Deidara looked up at him with a frown.
"You do realize I have a C1 bomb in my hands right now, right?"
"Hahaha. Yeah you do…But have you forgotten…I'm immortal…" Hidan whispered that last part.
"Like I care," Deidara grumbled.
Hidan abruptly stood up. "What did you say blondie!"
"Urrrr…GO AWAY HIDAN!"
"Make me!"
"Fine!" Deidara snapped as he grabbed his clay and left toward his room with a SLAM!
Hidan slumped down on his chair as he sighed out in irritation.
Damn blond. That wasn't any fun. And now I'm bored again…I don't have any sacrifices for Jashin, and DAMN IT, Kakuzu bent my scythe! Now I gotta get it repaired!
"La la la la la la la la la," the ever-cheerful singing of Tobi came closer…and closer...
"Oh hell no! Not him!" Hidan's eye bulged out of his sockets as he stood up to leave.
Too late.
"HIDAN-SAN!" Tobi exclaimed as he ran toward the Jashinist in an attempt to give the immortal masochista hug.
"FUCK OFF RETARD!" Hidan roughly pushed Tobi to the ground, who promptly jumped back up.
"That's okay Hidan-san! Tobi just wanted to say hi!"
"Like I give a f-"
"Oh Hidan-san! Tobi has bad news! Zetsu-san is sick! But don't worry! Tobi is here to take good care of him! Tobi is going to make him tea!"
"You think I care what the f-"
"Do you want some tea too, Hidan-san?"
"No I don-" Hidan stopped as he noticed Tobi get a mug out from the cupboard and set the tea kettle on a stove burner.
Actually…tea didn't sound that bad. It was one of the few things around here that actually had any taste.
"Yeah, get me some tea Tobi!" Hidan ordered the masked-nin.
"Righteo!" Tobi replied happily.
After a few minutes the tea was done.
"Alright Hidan-san! The tea is ready!"
"It's about damn time," Hidan snapped.
"Here you are!" Tobi set down the tea in front of Hidan, then got up and poured Zetsu a cup and walked over to the cabinet as he poured out a powdery substance into Zetsu's tea.
Hidan frowned. "What the hell is that?"
"Huh? Oh! Zetsu-san said to add this to his tea! He said it helps with 's all Tobi knows, haha." And with that the masked-nin left the room.
Hidan had enough tea as he set it down on the table with a thud! Looking around he saw nothing at all that interested him. Even Jashin-sama said he wanted a break from Hidan's prayers, and without his scythe he couldn't do a damn ritual. Huffing in place like a child throwing a tantrum, Hidan was about to get up and find something reasonably interesting to occupy his time with when he noticed the bag of medicine Tobi left. Walking over to the bag, he picked it up.
"What kind of medicine does a plant freak have anyway? Let's see…Blah, blah, blah. Huh! This doesn't tell me anything! Causes-blah blah-wait a second."
Re-reading over the directions Hidan caught sight of something that got his attention that soon brought about a large grin on his face. "Hahaha. This is fucking hilarious! Wonder what plant-man would be like if he overdosed…Hahaha. I wonder if I can somehow "help" Zetsu out today. Better plan this right..."
After about half an hour Tobi came in again, happily holding an empty cup of tea. By the looks of it, Tobi wouldn't leave until he saw Zetsu had drunk it all. A very disheveled looking Deidara then came back in, hunched over, as he went straight toward the fridge. Opening it he muttered some distasteful curses, then shut the door roughly.
"Didn't find any edible shit either, huh?" Hidan asked.
"Un," Deidara grumbled.
"How about some tea, Deidara?" Tobi asked eagerly.
"No thanks," Deidara muttered.
"But Deidara! Tobi knows it will make you feel better!"
"Tobi, shut up! I don't have time to deal with you right now," Deidara glared at the masked-nin.
"Okay!" Tobi smiled cheerfully as he made his way over to the tea kettle.
Noticing Tobi about to pour some tea, Deidara glared an eye in the masked nin's direction as his head rested on the table.
Tobi walked toward Deidara as he held out a steaming hot mug.
"Here you are Deidara!"
"I told you I don't want it Tobi! Go away!"
"But Deidara, it's good!"
"I don't care! Take it away!"
"You know it actually does taste decent. Better than anything else we have here," Hidan replied coolly as he took a sip.
"See? Hidan thinks it tastes good, Deidara!"
Deidara gave Hidan a glare saying, Thanks a lot!
Hidan only smirked.
"Come oooooon Deidara! Do it for Tobi?" Tobi asked with anticipation.
Deidara looked like he was about to throw one of his works of "art" at Tobi before settling down and calmly asking, "What kind is it?"
"Um…Tobi doesn't know…uh...Hold on! Tobi will check the package!"
"It's green tea," Hidan answered.
"Aha! It's green tea!" Tobi beamed.
"Un," Deidara mumbled.
Maybe having some tea would help wake me up after all…Deidara thought. And I won't have to deal with Tobi's pestering…
"Fine! If it'll make you shut up, dumb ass…"
"Yay!" Tobi cheered as he rushed straight away toward the kettle. As he was about to pour some tea, when a loud whine could be heard, crying"TOBIII…"
"Oh no! Zetsu! Hang on!" Tobi immediately set down the kettle as he ran out the door, leaving the white powder on the counter, while Deidara held his head.
"You look like shit you know."
"Shut up Hidan," Deidara's muffled voice growled under this arms.
"Hahaha…" Hidan snickered. When suddenly an idea hit him. It was perfect. And now was his chance.
Standing up, Hidan went and poured himself more tea. Then, glancing down at Deidara, he added, "So you want that tea or what?"
Deidara slowly looked up at him with a deadpan expression.
"What?" Hidan asked casually.
"Why are you offering me tea?" he asked suspiciously.
"I'm fucking bored! Why else!"
"Un," Deidara muttered. "Fine."
He didn't feel like arguing with Hidan again.
Carefully pouring himself some more tea, Hidan quickly poured in the white powder into Deidara's own mug, swishing it around to mix it all together. Then, placing the drink in front of the blond bomber, sat down with his own mug.
"What? Not even a fucking thank you?"
"Like I care," Deidara muttered, bringing the mug to his lips as Hidan took a sip of his own, looking over the rim of the mug at the blond bomber with a grin.
After about five minutes Deidara began to feel sleepy and went to his room to lie down, leaving Hidan alone once more.
….
Slowly waking up, one blond member of the Akatsuki immediately felt his spirits rise. He no longer felt drowsy, but in better spirits than ever before! Lifting his feet off his bed he ran out the door.
Tiptoeing down the stairs, although he didn't know why, Deidara's eyes caught sight of his target.
Hehe! This will be fun!
Slowly making his way toward the kitchen, he got closer…and closer…and closer…
While Tobi stood, watching Kakuzu yell over Hidan relaxing on the couch, he shook his head.
Silly Hidan and Kakuzu, he thought, when suddenly he was grabbed from behind.
"GOT YOU!" The voice yelled.
"AHHH! ENEMY SHINOBI ATTACKING!"
Kakuzu and Hidan immediately spun around in attack mode. Only to glare at Deidara.
Wait? Deidara? They thought, surprised.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Deidara laughed loudly, yet not letting go of his tight grip.
Tobi gasped. "Dei…dara?" he asked nervously, slowly tilting his head behind him.
"Hey! Tobi! You really gotta relax! Geez. I'm not the enemy! Hahaha," Deidara smiled as he let go.
Tobi quickly spun around as he faced the blond bomber, taking a few steps back, making sure he was a good few feet away from the Akatsuki bomber.
"Did…you…just…hug Tobi?" Tobi asked awestruck.
Hidan was staring, mouth hanging open in shock at the scene in front of him while Kakuzu's eyes bulged, staring at the scene in front of him, in disbelief.
"Yup!" Deidara smiled proudly.
Tobi looked dumbstruck.
Suddenly, Hidan grinned.
And in just three seconds…
"Does Deidara finally…LIKE Tobi?" Tobi uttered unbelievingly.
"You bet Tobi!" Deidara smiled broadly.
Tobi was dead silent.
Then…
"YAY! TOBI'S DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE!" Tobi jumped up and down in joy before jumping onto his partner, sending them both tumbling to the ground.
Tobi looked uncertainly at his partner until Deidara burst out laughing. Overjoyed, Tobi laughed along with him.
"WHAT…IN THE HELL…IS GOING ON?" Kakuzu's deep voice demanded from above them.
Both looked up to see the stitched up nin glaring down at them.
"Nothing Kakuzu-san!" Tobi happily exclaimed.
"I know you're being completely normal. But YOU Deidara," Kakuzu glared at Deidara. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Huh?" Deidara looked up at him confused. "We're just having some fun Kakuzu, hehehe," Deidara put on a loopy grin.
Kakuzu's bulging eyes immediately spun in Hidan's direction as he glared at the Jashinist.
"What the hell did you do to him Hidan?"
"What the hell did I do? There you go again! Blaming me for things that aren't my fault!"
"That's only because it always is your fault, Hidan. Taking us off our path every mission for your idiotic religion, or destroying precious bounties beyond recognition for your damn ritual!"
Before Hidan could reply with an outburst, Deidara exclaimed, "HEY! I KNOW! WE SHOULD ALL THROW A PARTY!"
No one said a word as Hidan and Kakuzu kept glaring at each other. Then Hidan's lip curled into a smile.
"Well…I gotta go…" The Jashinist stood up, getting ready to leave. "You know…Things to do in all-"
SLAP!
Hidan's hand was snatched in Kakuzu's hard grip as the Jashinist tried to pull away.
"Get your hands off me you filthy heathen!"
"Shut up Hidan and fix this mess. I know you caused it."
"What the hell are you talking about you fucking ass!"
"THIS you idiot!" Kakuzu pointed a finger at Deidara, looking confusedly from one Shinobi to the other.
"Deidara? He seems fine to me," Hidan replied calmly.
"I am not playing this game with you Hidan…Fix him or I'll inform Leader Pein that our next mission will actually be completed on time as we won't have any rituals to do along the way. Since you won't have those precious items back by then anyway…"
"You wouldn't dare…" Hidan glared dangerously at his partner.
"I'll do as I please Hidan. So shut up and get going. Reverse whatever it is you did," Kakuzu stood up as he walked out the kitchen.
"Damn that heathen prick!" Hidan shouted as he sat down angrily on a chair by the kitchen table.
Ts! Even if I wanted to reverse this, but I sure as hell won't cuz it's too much fun, and I don't fucking know how I could get him back to normal…
…
Sasori was minding his own business. Working on a new poison he was sure would cause pain tenfold in his enemies until he felt a figure appear at his doorway whose chakra signature he immediately recognized as his partner's.
"What do you want brat?" He grumbled.
Deidara said nothing.
Just stepped closer.
Huh! That brat better be quiet or I'll-
"HA!" The blond yelled as he unexpectedly wrapped his arms around the puppet master's torso, embracing him in a tight hug while simultaneously stunning the wide-eyed sand shinobi.
"HELLO SASORI! HOW ARE YOU?" Deidara cried happily.
Glaring his eyes furiously, Sasori angrily flung the Iwa-nin off him as Deidara hit the wall nearby with a crack! Sasori loomed over him, glaring with a look of pure rage at the blond bomber that could literally kill.
"WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING DEIDARA?!" he yelled, his eyes a blazing red.
Deidara just cocked his head to the side as he looked at his partner, confused.
"Huh?" Deidara looked at his partner with unfocused eyes.
Sasori took one, dangerous step forward, his piercing glare still pinned on his partner.
"I SAID…WHAT…DO YOU THINK…YOU'RE DOING..." he growled in a low, dangerous voice.
Deidara looked up blankly at him, then suddenly put on a wide, goofy grin.
"Giving you a hug of course, danna!"
Sasori was about to give his brat of a partner a piece of mind, or tail, before he abruptly stopped in his tracks as he noticed his partner's eyes.
They were not their usual bright blue, but clouded and unfocused with a glint. Sasori frowned as he raised Deidara's eyelid, taking a closer look at the blond with scrutiny. He also noticed his skin was a bit clammy with a little perspiration. Narrowing his eyes to meet Deidara's, who slowly managed to focus his own eyes on the puppet master, Sasori demanded, "What-happened-to you?"
"Say what?" Deidara smiled.
Sasori clenched his hands into fists to prevent him from punching his partner into a bloody pulp.
"I said…What…the hell…happened…to you?" he asked again with a growl, quickly losing his patience.
"Oh! I um…I uh…hmmm….I don't know!" Deidara smiled.
Knowing this wasn't going to get him anywhere, the suna-nin stood up. Doubting the blond would do this to himself, he knew the only likely explanations were enemy shinobi or a prank by one of the other members. Given Deidara was fine just yesterday and hadn't been on any missions, nor did any Shinobi have the slightest idea where their hideout was, the only likely explanation was a member here. Or a more narrowed down possibility: Hidan or Tobi.
Without a word, Sasori grabbed Deidara's arm as he dragged the stumbling bomber behind him, out the door.
"Where are we g-going, Sasssori?" Deidara slurred with a loopy grin.
"To get you back to normal…" Sasori replied gruffly.
Or as normal as a psychotic terrorist bomber can get...
….
"I hope Zetsu is doing well! Tobi is so worried!" Tobi paced in the kitchen as Hidan sat on a nearby couch, watching TV, when suddenly the door heading toward all the members rooms swung open as a very angry looking Sasori came out with an iron grip on a tripping blond bomber behind him.
"Deidara!" Tobi exclaimed happily. "I thought we were playing hide and go seek! Tobi looked everywhere for you!"
"Hahaha. I quit that game a while ago Tobi, hehe" Deidara giggled.
"Alright, everyone shut up! Now I want some answers and I want them now. What the hell happened to Deidara?" he demanded.
"Tobi doesn't know Sasori! Deidara suddenly hugged Tobi and said that he liked him!" Tobi positively beamed.
"I didn't say that…" Deidara muttered before losing his balance and almost face planting on the floor had Sasori's strong grip not been holding his arm up, jerking Deidara back. Blinking his eyes to get rid of the spots everywhere, he looked over at Sasori with a smile and said, "Thanksss…partner…"
Sasori gave his partner an annoying glance before looking around the room. Spotting Hidan he ordered, "Hidan. Get over here."
"Why? What the hell do you want?" The zealot replied testily.
"I said get over here. Before I make you…" Sasori threatened as his tail slowly rose from the ground.
"Ts! You can't hurt me…"
"If I recall, you're immortal…Not immune to poisons…."
Hidan paused for a moment before getting up with a, "Fine bastard!" as he walked toward Sasori.
"What?" he snapped.
SLAP!
"Ow! What the fuck Sasori!" Hidan held onto his now throbbing cheek.
Damn that tail…Hidan thought.
"What-did you do-to Deidara?" Sasori demanded.
"Why are you blaming me? I didn't do anything!"
"It's either you or Tobi. And I doubt Tobi could even think of anything that could do harm to any Shinobi."
"I don't know what the fuck you're talking abou-"
BAM! Sasori's tail slammed the Yuga-nin against the wall, now squeezing the life out of Hidan's neck as the shocked Jashinist gasped for breath.
"I'll ask once more…" Sasori glared. "What…did you do…to my partner?"
"I….." Hidan managed to get out. "Nothing bastard! I just added some of Zetsu's powder…to his…drink…ack…"
"Hidan!" Tobi cried in horror. "How could you steal Zetsu's medicine?"
Sasori's eyes bulged for a split second before tightening their grip on Hidan, his attention turned back to the Jashinist as he asked venomously, "What kind of medicine Hidan?"
"I…..don't know….just thought….it might…be funny…."
"You thought that dealing with a drugged up Deidara would be funny?"
Hidan was silent for a moment, thinking, when it hit him. "Haha…well I…ack…knew it might be humorous to some extent…but didn't know it'd be this funny-"
SLAM! Sasori slammed the Jashinist against the now broken wall as he turned to face Tobi while Deidara looked on in shock at Hidan.
"Where is he Tobi?"
It seems he's the only competent one I can ask…Sasori thought.
"If you mean Z-z-Zetsu, Sasori, he is in bed," Tobi replied nervously. "But Tobi was going to bring him some soup, so Sasori can come with T-T-Tobi..."
"Fine. Let's go," Sasori replied, hulling the blond bomber along as Deidara looked on at the unconscious Hidan and asked quietly, "Is he alright?"
….
Zetsu was having a wonderful dream. One that involved bunnies and kittens, and arms. Lots and lots of arms…It was like a dream come tru-
BANG!
Zetsu immediately opened his eyes as he sat up in his bed. Instantly regretting this action, he held onto his aching head as he lay back down, turning away from the noise, and putting a blanket over his head.
"Tobi, could you please be a little quieter? Unless you don't want to live the next second…"
"Tobi is so sorry Master Zetsu! But Deidara accidentally had some of your medicine and now he needs help!"
Zetsu frowned at his subordinate's words as he turned to face him. Looking up he noticed Tobi kneeling right beside his bed while a very angry-looking Sasori stood glaring down at him while keeping an iron grip on his partner, who seemed a bit out of sorts.
"What are you saying has happened?" He asked suspiciously.
"That idiot, Hidan, gave my partner some of your medicine. Now what I want to know is why he chose that particular item. What are the side effects of it?"
"Oh dear…That *cough* *cough* doesn't sound good at all…I'm afraid I *cough* can't help you with that. That medicine is only for me. If someone like him were to take it…I'm afraid I don't know what would *cough* happen…" Zetsu replied weakly.
"Thanks for nothing," Sasori growled as he turned around.
"Sorry I could not be of more help Sasori, *cough* *cough*."
"If he dies…let us take care of the body *cough* *cough*…"
"A lot good he was," Sasori growled as he left the room.
"It isn't Zetsu's fault Sasori! He only knows what works for him," Tobi said in defense of his partner.
"Well then, what would be an overdose for a man-plant, then?" Sasori glared at Tobi.
"Um…Tobi doesn't know…Oh! Maybe the writing on the side of the bottle the powder was in says something!"
Sasori almost face palmed himselffor not checking there first. But instead asked, "Why didn't you check it earlier?" Tobi opened his mouth to reply to be met with, "Never mind. Let's go."
After reaching the kitchen once again, Sasori asked, "Which one is it Tobi?"
"Um…this one Sasori!" Tobi held out the bottle for the Suna-nin.
Grabbing hold of it, Sasori read the back.
Sighing, he placed it down.
"Great. Just terrific," he growled.
"What? What does it say, Sasori?" Tobi asked eagerly.
Sasori threw the bottle his way as Tobi fumbled for it in his hands while Sasori thought of what to do next.
"Side effects include euphoria, dizziness, fainting, vomiting. Oh my goodness Sasori! This doesn't look good at all!"
"What did you expect?" Sasori growled.
"Ohhhh…" Deidara moaned.
Sasori looked down at his barely standing partner.
Rolling his eyes he said, "We'd better get him to lie down somewhere. But first we'll see Kakuzu."
"Oh yes Sasori! That's a great idea!" Tobi cheered.
…
Kakuzu was a man of simple tastes.
Or rather one simple taste.
Money.
And he was doing his favorite activity.
Counting money.
Nothing kept him more at peace, especially from his insane partner, and nothing kept him more preoccupied either. Because when he wasn't getting a bounty, he was bored as-
BANG!
Glaring at whoever dared to barge into his room he was met with a very irritated Sasori holding a very faint-looking Deidara by the arm, with Tobi nervously standing nearby.
"So…you've finally brought him here?" He asked.
"We have. Is there anything you can do about it?"
This was not what Kakuzu wanted to do, but ended up saying, "Fine. Lay him down here," he said, gesturing toward the table in the center of the room.
Setting his partner down, Sasori watched as Kakuzu examined his barely conscious partner. After a few minutes time, Kakuzu said, "I only know what you know. Nothing points to a particular antidote. He may just have to let it wear off."
"Great," Sasori grumbled, giving his partner an annoyed glance. Then turning back to Kakuzu asked, "What should he do in the meantime?"
Kakuzu was about to punch somebody. Why does everyone keep thinking he's a medical nin!
"Let him rest….He looks like he'll keel over any instant now," he added, noticing the blond bomber barely hanging onto Sasori's sleeve.
Sasori too glanced down at his partner, who sure enough looked like he was about to pass out any second as he hung limply in Sasori's strong grasp.
"Fine," Sasori replied flatly as he pulled his partner up, causing the Iwa-nin to see spots, only to be pulled in yet another direction as he took very jelloey steps across the floor.
DEIDARA'S POV:
Oh man, I feel so fuzzy…Hehehe…
Sasori and Kakuzu are talking. Oh wait. They've stopped. Danna's looking down at me.
What emotion is that? Oh wait. He doesn't have any. Silly puppet! Hahaha….Whoop!
Danna's pulling me somewhere…I don't know where…Oh wait…I think we're in my room…
"Stay still," I hear Sasori order as he walks away somewhere.
Where did he go? Wait? What am I sitting on? Oh my bed. But where did Sasori go? Whoooo knows…Haha. Whooooo noooooseee…Hahaha….
"Brat lie down."
"No," I say automatically.
Hehehe. What's he gonna say now?
THUD!
I feel my head hit a pillow. Looking up I see Sasori glaring down at me.
"Sasori my maaaan…What'sss going on?" I smile, trying to lift a hand up, but it just feels like jello.
Jelllo…o…hehe…
"What's going on is you're a pain in my ass. And now you've gotten yourself into another mess..."
I frown, confused.
"I don't…underssshtand…"
The room feels like it's spinning...
"You will later," Sasori grumbles.
Why is Sasori always grumbling? Huh.
"Sassssorrri?"
"What?" he snaps.
"Why are you always so grumpy?"
"Why are you always such a pain in my ass?"
"Because I'm you're partner," I reply.
I don't even know what I'm shhaying anymore. Wordshhhh just keep on comingk outs…
"Brat, go to sleep. You need it."
Huh? What? I'm not even…YAWN…tired…
Just a little bit…longer…and…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
….
