"Are you drinking?"
"No - I so am not drinking. Does it look like I'm drinking? 'Cause I'm not. Totally. Totally not drinking."
"Shit, you're drunk. Again?"
"No I'm not."
"What do you mean you're not? Jason, this is the fifth time this week!"
"So?"
"So, it's only Monday!"
"Monday is a good day to drink. Not that I'm drinking."
"Get in the car."
"The car? Oh - okay. I can get in the car. The car . . ."
"Jason? Jason wake up!"
"Monsters! I see them! Don't worry Pipey, I won't let them get you!"
"Pipey? I've got to get you home before you actually pass out. I can't carry you."
"Okay Pipey. But you are strong. Very strong. Wait, why are you here with me? Aren't you dating a wrestler or something? You look like the kind of girl that would date a wrestler."
"What - I'm dating you, idiot!"
"You're dating me?"
"Yes."
"Cool. I have a strong girlfriend. I love you
". . . Five seconds ago you didn't remember me."
"Well, now I do."
"Why do you drink, Jason?"
"'Cause it's fun. I forget."
"Why do you want to forget?"
"It's - nice."
"What?"
"I get to be unperfect for time."
