CHAPTER 1
"I can tell that today will be great. I just know it "I thought aloud, as I pulled my coat over my arms. "It feels like the day that I discovered that nargles were real, and boy was Hermione ticked off!"
I smiled as I saw my naturalist trophies hanging on the wall, knowing that today would the day that I would discover crumple-Horned Snorkrats. I had my speech ready, the thanks and all of that other phony stuff. I felt kind of bad about the fact that I wouldn't be telling the truth but, then again fame comes with a price. Look at Harry I thought glumly. Harry had just became the head of the auror department, and already a honored member of the Rotfang conspiracy.
Ring. Ring. Oh, that must be my fellyphone! "Hello?" I answer dreamily.
"Hello Miss Lovegood, This is Rolf."
"Oh! Hello Rolf! " Rolf was my assistant, he always called me Ms. Or Miss. Lovegood and he was the only one that didn't think that I was completely Loony."Anything new headed our way?"
"Do you mean your way Ms.? Because if you do you'll be happy…"
"You're too modest Rolf! But is it information on crumple-horned snorkrats?"
"No, but you-I mean we just discovered a new species!"
"NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!Yes! Whoohoo. Rolf? Let's meet at the Leaky Cauldron at 10:15 AM okay?" Oh my god!!!!!Me and Rolf discovered a new species. I must be dreaming!
"Okay! Miss. Lovegood, It's a date."
"Yes, a DATE," I emphasized the word. "Like a real one…if you want it to be…"
"Totally Ms." Rolf agreed"
"Bye"
"Bye" said Rolf as I killed the fellyphone. I wonder why you don't do something like hanging up the fellyphone. Oh well.
I decided to give Ginny a ring about this. I picked up my fellyphone again, and punched in her fellyphone number.
"Hello, Luna! This is Roonil Wazilb, oops I mean Ronald Weasly." Said Ron, in a rushed voice.
"Oh Hullo Ron, Is Ginny there?" I asked.
"No, sorry, she's on a date with Harry."
"Okay, then can I tell you?" I asked, I NEEDED to tell someone.
"I guess so…what is it?"
"I, um you see. The, I,found, Rolf and I."My voice was shaky, I just had to scream!
"Um, do you have any kind of disorder?"
Huh. Maybe. But at least I had an excuse this time, "Rolf and I discovered a new species!"
"WOW! Luna that's great!"
I glanced at my Watch. It was 10:00 I better get ready now."Ron I have to go, tell Ginny for me please"
"Okay "Agreed Ron. And we killed the fellyphone. I don't like saying that I killed the fellyphone, from now on I'll just say 'Hung Up'. So anyway I needed to brush my hair. I had fellyphone hair, so I digged around in my faux nargle feather purse for a human hair brush.
Ah ha! Found it. Now I just cast 'Accio nice hair' and I'll be on my way.
"Accio nice hair" Yay, my hair went into two really nice braids. Nice job, spell I praised in my head.
I apperated to the Leaky cauldron wondering what would Happen next…
