naruto da porno

well well now.
it seems like ive decieded to take another sloppy shit on my favourite cess pit of a site(im joking! i actualy like this site so dont leave abusive comments about the way i reffered to this site)

so here goes

narrator: one day sakura was walking along the streets of konoha when she spotted sasuke!

sasuke: warning- fan girl alert,fan girl alert
ah shit...

sakura: hi sasuke! wanna come play with me?

sasuke: oo; ...

sakura: ive something i wanna show you(giggles) ...

sasuke: no.

sakura: 0 0 / \\

why!?(sobs) why do you allways reject me?

sasuke: because ...

orichimaru: cause ye knows only i have the right to his cock!

sasuke: orichimaru sama!

orichimaru: sasuke!

sasuke: orichimaru sama!

orichimaru: sasuke!

sasuke: orichimaru sama!

??: EMO SLAYER!!

sasuke: wha ?!

slash

sakura: sasuke kun!

orichimaru: it cant be!!

sakura: nooooooooooooo!!

orichimaru: all my dreams!GONE!!

naruto: fuck yeah!
dattaboyo!
jumps for joy and does cartweels around konoha

random town crier: sasuke's dead! party at itachi's place!!

shadowy fuigure emerges from behind a wall

sakura: you!!

orichimaru: impossible!!

naruto: rock on dude!

??: come faggot.
meet your fate...

end of par 1