I'm going to hell for this, but what the hell. I've decided to put my foot down and give you kids a taste of your own medicine, no matter how this fan fiction is stooped too low.

Disclaimer: I, however, do not own any of these characters, settings, ect. They are the property of Mr. Warburton, and him only. Have a nice day. :)


THE GREATEST FIC EVER! OMG!

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ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE GLORIOUS LAND OF KUKI&WALLY FLUFF WITH THE EXACT PLOT OVER AND OVER—Oh… I mean, in the universe that is Kids Next Door, Numbuh 362 was signing—err, WORKING on papers all day long…

"Sir, don't you think that's enough paperwork for one day?" Patton asked, stepping towards the supreme commander's desk. Rachel closed into her papers, spreading her arms everywhere, as if she were…. hiding them. She laughed lightly, waved a hand into the air.

"Silly Numbuh 60," she said in her fake voice, because this retired author of this fandom has seen the bitchiness within her! You guys are just too blind to see it. Hell, I bet even your DOG can see it than you. :D "Why, what are you doing here?"

The drill sergeant glued his eyes to a loose paper, and tugged at it with a gloved hand, reading it to himself. Rachel screamed.

"NUMBUH 60, NOOOO!"

"… Autographs?" he said, raising an eyebrow.

"Uhhhhhhhhh….. I can explain."

"Oh boy," Patton sighed, "more yaps into her narcissistic brain! Am I the only one who is sane 'round here?"

"Anyway, I must make haste! I shall go off to Earth and stop Father from taking over the Kids Next Door by using an armed gorilla!" She stepped off her desk, pressed a random button, then zoomed out of the office, leaving a puzzled Numbuh 60 to himself.

"NUMBUHEIGHTY-SIXYOU'REINCHARGENOWGOFORIT!"

"ALL'RIGHT, BOYS!" Fanny shrieked, suddenly changing from a boy-hater to a …. Lover. "WHO WANTS A KISS? -NUMBUH 1LOVE, YA IN CHARGE!" She ran off.

"Yo," Numbuh 1-Love exclaimed, holding a mango smoothie into the air. "MANGO SMOOTHIES FO' ALL DEY' MOONBASE, 'MON! LET'S FUNK THEE' JUNK AND FREE 'DA HUNK!"

"No thanks, I'll pass…" Numbuh 60 said, glancing around somewhat nervously.

Meanwhile, down on Earth…..

"Guys, ooooooh guuuuyyyyssss!" Nigel Uno sung in a terrible tone, skipping around the tree house. "CMON, guys! Let's go on a mission! Father has unleashed a SOOPER-DOOPER enormous extra armed monkey!"

"AH DUN WANNA," Wally screamed in horrible, grammatical errors, "AH WANNA SIT HERE AND MAKE LOVE TO KOOKS. ILU, KUKI!"

"ILU TOO, WALLY!"

They HUGGED, and KISSED! OMG GUYZ! :DDDDDDDD

THE END! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.