A/N: I'm writing this with MapleTreeway! It should be good. First chapter will be written by both of us, second by me, third by MT, and so on. First fan fic so no flames or bad reviews. Constructive criticism allowed. Enjoy!
DISCLAMER: Does my Smudge stuffed cat count?
"WTF, TIGERSTAR!" Firestar bellowed at his enemy.
"I LOVE YOU FIRESTAR!" Tigerstar screamed at him like a girl.
They were fighting about catnip again and Tigerstar was WAY too high on it! He kept on eating it and wouldn't stop, much to Firestar's annoyance.
"I LOVE YOU FIRESTAR! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SPOTTEDLEAF!"
Spottedleaf came in and screamed, "WHAT!? He's mine!" She attacked Tigerstar saying "Bad kitty, bad kitty, in the corner!"
Tigerstar went into the corner sobbing, "He should be mine!"
"I LOVE YOU TIGERSTAR!" Firestar called after his enemy.
Tigerstar gasped and turned around with tears in his eyes.
After that, well, let's say Tigerstar and Firestar will have lots of scars – emotionally.
Days later Tigerstar strolled into Thunderclan Camp singing, "The wonderful thing about Tiggers, are Tiggers are marvelous things! Their tops are made out of rubber; their bottoms are made out of springs! They're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy; fun fun fun fun FUN! The wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one! I'M THE ONLY –"
"WHAT ARE DOING? YOU STUPID, IDIOTIC, SON OF A GOLDENFLOWER!" Jayfeather screamed running out of his den.
"Emo…." Cats muttered.
"What? I am Goldenflower's mate!"
"WHAT?! I THOUGHT WE WERE MATES! YOU BETRAYER!" Firestar panicked from his den.
"I'm sorry old chap! But I'm not gay!" Tigerstar responded coolly in a fake British Accent.
"But you loved me!" Firestar sobbed.
Gasps were heard in the Camp and Sandstorm fainted.
"I was high on catnip what did you expect?"
"But I'm expecting kits! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!" Firestar cried just as Sandstorm regained consciousness.
She then fainted again.
"Watch me." Tigerstar turned and left.
"NOOO!"
Tigerstar then ran in camp and yelled before running off again, "THE ONLY ONE!"
Firestar started crying.
