"Hey, Kay-Kay," Meghan purred, putting her face over Kay-Kay's DADA report. "You wanna know why we're awesome?"
Kay-Kay let out a heavy sigh and slung back in her chair. "I don't know, but I have a feeling that you're gonna tell me."
"Yeppers!" Meghan yelled, then slung herself over Kay-Kay's arm rest. "We are awesome for too many reasons to count."
"Oh?" Kay-Kay asked.
"Yep. That's why we need to make a list and post it in the Main Corridor." Meghan answered. She then handed Kay-Kay some parchment, and said, "Get crackin'!"
"No way!" Kay-Kay yelled. "I wrote the '50 Things I'm not Allowed to Do in Hogwarts,' YOU write this one!"
Three hours later some parchment was hung in the Main Corridor. It read:
"WHY WE ARE AWESOME, BY MEGHAN AND KAY-KAY
1. WE JUST ARE.
2. WE'RE SMART AND ATTRACTIVE!
3. WE PUSH MINNIE'S BUTTONS. ALL. THE. TIME.
4. WE'RE PART OF THE REAL RESON LUPIN QUIT.
5. VOLDEMORT DOESN'T DARE SAY OUR NAMES.
6. WE'RE BLOODY BRILLIANT.
IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH #6 THEN YOU ARE INSANELY STUPID.
OUR "MUGGLE STUDIES" ESSAY WAS ABOUT HOW MUCH TWILIGHT SUCKS.
TWILIGHT HASN'T EVEN BEEN WRITTEN YET, BUT WE ALREADY KNOW IT SUCKS.
WE'RE THE FREAKEN' PLATNUM DUO, BITCH!
WE ARE THE REASON THE HOUSE ELVES NOW SERVE US DINOSAUR-SHAPED CHICKED NUGGETS AT LUNCH.
WE ONCE RODE A UNICORN.
WE WENT ON A PANTY-RAID AND STOLE HARRY POTTER'S UNDERWEAR.
WE SOLD SAID UNDERWEAR ON EBAY.
WE GOT $200 FOR THAT UNDERWEAR.
WE MADE THE HOUSE ELVES DIRTY DANCE TO RAVE MUSIC (ONE PARTY NEVER TO FORGET)
WE STARTED THE "I HATE SNAPE" CLUB.
WE CONVINCED COLIN CREEVERY THAT HARRY LIKES IT WHEN YOU FOLLOW HIM AROUND ALL DAY.
YOU REMEMBER THAT FIRST YEAR THEY FOUND HANIGNG BY HIS UNDERWEAR ON THE ATRONOMY TOWER? OUR FAULT.
WE CONVINCED PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY WE WERE PSYCIC USING A MAGIC EIGHT BALL.
WE'RE SEXY."
"So, when do you think our dear friend Minivera will read this?" Meghan asked.
"BLANK! GIBSON!" came a screeching voice from over where the list hang.
"Don't talk, just run." Kay-Kay answered, and the two shot off like rockets.
Well, what'd you think about the first chapter? Second chapter to be uploaded tomorrow. C ya!
-The writing Nazi
