My Immortal Commentary
Oh dear god, when I read this I wanted to commit suicide, drown myself in mind bleach, renounce my love of HP fics and murder the child of Satan who wrote this. Then I saw all the parody commentary's of it and figuring it couldn't get any worse read them…I'm now hooked XD I want to thank every My Immortal Parody-er out there (and if you can point towards some reaaaally fun ones I wouldn't say no X3) and start my Commentary!
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (no I don't, I'm gothic and I don't use puns that bad or spell gothic as 'goffik' WTF?) 2 my gf (ew not in that way)(Why not in that way? Got a thing against lesbians?) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling(Raven your a sadistic son of a bitch.) U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2!(Why the love of your depressing life? Why not be normal! I'm a goth and my life is normal.) MCR ROX!(ok then we didn't need to know but ok, I love Linkin Park if anyone's randomly wondering!)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way(geez, want to give old Dumbles a run for longest name?) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)(ohhhh kay…Your parents seers or something?) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back (I'll admit I'd love to dye my hair like that) and icy blue eyes like limpid tears(I believe the poetic device your thinking of is 'limpid pools' or 'ponds') and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee(Oh come on I like her and your trying to ruin her!) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie (Incest much? Nothing against it but still)I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white (because most vampires have crooked yellow teeth -.-*) I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (Scotland read the books)where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen)(I'm not three I could have figured that out for myself). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (No! and here I thought you were a punk rocker!) and I wear mostly black(surprise, surprise). I love Hot Topic (if anyone reading this knows what this store is like can you tell me? Cos I'm guessing they don't sell what she wears)and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink (uhrk, hate pink, sorry to pink lovers out there but it just hurts my eyes) fishnets and black combat boots(oh leave combat boots alone!) . I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation (what happened to Vamps being pale as death?), black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining.(did someone mess up a weather spell?) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about (at lest your not a Twishite vamp then *shudder*). A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (charming!)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! (Oh leave him alone! I may not like him as a character but he's hot as all heck!)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. (Shyly? Ok who's polyjuced themselves as Malfoy? Come on admit it!)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.(….that's it? Worst ending ever!)
AN: IS it good?(my god have mercy on your soul for this abomination you have unleashed upon us) PLZ tell me fangz!
