Everyone considered him
the rapist of the county
and he never stood one single time
to prove the county wrong.
Meatwad named him Hand Banana,
but folks just called him yellow.
Something always told me
they were reading Hand Banana wrong.
Hand Banana had only been just made
when he fell in love with Carl,
But there were racial differences
and Hand was the Milkshake's son.
There were misunderstandings
and Carl thought he'd raped him.
Hand Banana said to Carl,
these words from his heart:
"Everything I've done
has been meant with love and fun.
Dogs don't get permission when they hump.
Now please don't think I'm a freak
but I'm in love with your butt cheeks.
Carl I sure hope you understand,
all I want is to be your man."
There's someone for everyone
Hand Banana's love was Carl.
On Carl's back he didn't have
to prove he was a man.
One day while Hand was working
the Mooninites came call'n.
They took turns at Carl.
(There were two of them.)
Hand Banana opened the door
and saw his Carl crying.
The torn clothes
the shattered house
were more than he could stand.
He reached above the TV set
and took down their wedding picture.
As his tears fell on the glass
this is what he said:
"Everything I've done
has been meant with love and fun.
We dogs don't get permission when we hump.
but it's only a freak
that would hurt such sweet butt cheeks.
Carl, just please tell me where they went.
It's gonna be holy hell for them."
The Mooninites just laughed at him
when Hand walked into the barroom.
One of them got up and met him halfway cross the floor.
When Hand Banana turned they said,
"Hey look ol'Yellow's leavin!"
(But you could have heard a pin drop
when Hand Banana stopped to lock the door.)
All the years of Carl's torture
were downloaded inside him.
He wasn't holding nothing back.
He let them have it all.
When Hand left the barroom
not a Mooninite was standing.
He said this once to Carl
as he watched the last one fall:
an I heard him say...
"Look at what I've done!
It certainly was fun.
They have gotten just what they deserve.
Now let's go be in peace
and I'll rub your sore butt cheeks.
Carl I think now you understand,
I am always and
ever your man."
Everyone considered him the rapist of the county...
