okay, so, like, i dont own anything BEGIN!


AMY'S POV

I was at Dinsey World, the place where all dreams come true. LIES! I wasn't sitt'in in yaht right now, at my own private Justin Bieber concert, having vampires and wherewolves fight over me! Noooooo, that was my dream, but instead i'm clasterphobic ,in a crowded amesment park, filled with sweaty torist!(a/n eww, gross mental picture)

Then I think about another dream that wont come true. Ian Kabra.WAIT, NO, I WAS NOT NOT TOTATLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. I collapsed on the side walk and started bawling. Mickey Mouse walked up to me and said "Awwww, stupid, little, girl stop crying it bad for business." When I didnt he shoved a churro up my nose. "Don't panic," I told myself "as long as you don't inhale the sugar your fine. Deep breathes, iiinnnnn..."

Crap. (a/n For those of you that dont get, it she inhaled through her nose.)

Dan's pov

I looked at my sister, out cold, on the ground, with a churro cramed up her nose.

"WHO DID THIS, I'LL KILL YOU!" I shouted.

"It was him, I saw him do it!" Shouted Mickey Mouse pointing at Chucky Cheese.

"You little rat!(a/n get it?)" Chucky said to Mickey."Turning on your own kind!"

"TIME TO DIE MY CHEESY FRIEND" I shouted.

First, I used my fists of furry on him, then, I pushed him off the tower of terror, then,well,then he was dead so I couildn't do anything else to him.

So i explored the park for about an hour, became an inter-national pop star, hit the down slope of my career, and got shunned in the show businuss. When I came back to find Amy, I called 911. They said they sent there best to come get her.

"RESCUE TRUCK MATER AT YUR SERVICE!" said well, just geuss.

"IT'S ABOUT TIME I NEED I LATTE!" i shouted at him.

~five minuted later~

"THIS LATTE SUCKS, GET MY SISTER TO THE HOSPITAL"

Amy POV

My eyesight cleared, I was better.

I looked up and saw Ian. "Oh Ian I love and forgive you for everything you've done to me!"

Ian stared at me "Are you high?"

"What, no, I just loooovvveee yyyyyoooouuuu!"

"Thats not weird. Ive got a girlfriend and i love her-" his phone rings, he talks breifley and hangs up." I had a girlfriend, but I always hated her, wanna live happiley ever after, get married, and name our first kid Daniel!"

"Ya!" then they kissed and road off on horses made of skittles into the sunset.

THE END