Welcome to Camp Hell (aka Konoha Private Juvenile Detention Camp)
Warning: boyXboy, yaoi in later chapters
Pairings: SasuNaru - GaaNaru
BioData [hanwritten]
Name: Uzumaki Naruto [insert 2x2 picture]
Age: 16 years old
Birthday: October 10, 199x
School: Sannin Private School
Height: 5'6 feet
Likes: girls, arcade, surfing, music [peace sign]
Dislikes: school, old boring teachers
Reason for stay: mom says so :O
After reading the last lines of the bio data, an amused chuckle was emitted from the background then the hand reached out for his fountain pen to sign and stamp the paper. He rose his head and gestured for the man standing infront of his desk to come nearer.
"Ruka-chan , this is good news. We have a newcomer. Please tell the staff to prepare another bed in room no. 69. "The old man's eyes were obviously delighted.
The tan man named Umino Iruka, the secretary, first growled at his feminized nickname then by a second he blinked twice at his boss' last statement.
"Pardon, kaichou?"
"Why are you in disbelief? I think i stated it clearly." The man clamped his hands together and placed in on his abdomen, observing the other.
"But, that's…"
"Yes, I know, but this was a request from Tsunade-sama." The man sitting on the black leather armchair chuckled again.
Iruka eyes wandered at the boy's picture pasted on the biodata looking so disappointed. He deeply sighed.
"I know what you're thinking about. Don't worry too much, he's already a big boy. He can handle them well."Iruka didn't notice the man was slowly sitting up and starting to walk behind him. The smooth white arm sneaked its way to his waist. Iruka eeped at the sudden embrace and shot a glare at his perverted boss.
"kaichou!" the other man was unmoved. His eyes never failed to lose its mischief.
"hmm. Call me Kakashi, ruka-chan." The tan man eeped again when he felt the other's hand sqeezing his buttocks then because of that he shoved the taller man.
"G-Gomen!I'll be going now!" he ran to the door and shut it, a dark blush highlighted his cheeks.
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"Minna, Naruto-kun's back!"
"Kyaaa! Naru-kun! Ohayou!"
"Ohayo Suzu-chan." *smile*
"Naru! How's your head?"
"It's fine Mikage-chan. The injury's all gone. see?"
"That's great to hear. We miss you!"
"Aww. really? wait, this all for me?"
"Yes! We knew you'd be back by now so we prepared you a special bento."
"Aw that's sweet. Thanks so much!"
[NARUTO POV]
Wow, I love my life. Every day is like Valentine's day. These people love me, and worship me like some sort of an idol. I even have my sculpture at the art class and my very own fans club! I can't help but brag to you, that I, Uzumaki Naruto, is a girl magnet! I have a natural blonde hair, blue eyes, tan skin and well toned body. haha. Girls dig it all the time!
Right now, I am once again in school being dragged along by a couple of junior and senior girls which I don't particularly know of, smooching, cuddling me when...
''NARUTO UZUMAKI PLEASE COME DOWN TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY...!''
That, who shouted just recently, is my mother, the old hag principal Tsunade. She seems mad...I groaned and dropped my head on the table. The girls gasped and told me I must be careful. I stand up from my comfy seat, blew kisses to the girls and told them i'll be right back in a fewbefore I awkwardly left the room.
"This gonna be one trip to hell again."
As I was walking close to the office, I'm wondering what I have done to make that old hag of a mother of mine be so angry...
Silence
Oh shit! Did someone tell her I was making out with Sakura at the locker room earlier! I gulped. When I'm close to holding the knob, the door flew wide open. Ms. Shizune, mom's secretary was smiling nervously at me.
''Good morning Naruto''
''Good morning Shizune-san'' I flashed back a nervous smile
''She's been waiting for you...''
''ehe.. This is bad...''
''No doubt.'' her smile faltered and that's when my bones started to chill. I felt the large lump in my throat increased, the urge to ran, pee and hide for my dear life. Shizune didn't lie since she knew the horrors of being under a demon principal way back when she was still a high schooler. Tsunade is every student's nightmare especially me, a constant number one violator.
Shizune now opens the door and forcefully pushed me in then locked the door again with a loud click.
[END POV]
Silence
Papers Shuffling
''Naruto.'' a strong voice of an irritated woman said
''Baa-chan?'' a sqeak came from the blondes pink lips
''Naruto.''
''Ha-hai! Baa-chan!''
The woman's eyebrow twitched with annoyance as she twirled the armchair around to face his poor dying son ''Let me finish what I'm trying to say here before you interrupt, Naruto''
Naruto pouted yet nodded obediently.
''Hmm. Listen carefully my dear son..." he gulped hard
"The teachers said that you're not attending classes a lot. Let's see... about thirteen times since first day of school, am i correct Naruto?"
"...Uh. Actually, it's only about nine times."
"Yes, i know. Three was from the hallpass and you never came back. Also, by the way, one had seen you hanging out with college girls at Ikebukuro during class hours too.'' the woman slapped a photograph of his son with two girls at each of his sides, down to her table.
''Ehehehe...Are they sure this is me coz you know that tan blondes are a hit these days.'' His fingers started to twiddle each other. A mannerism that he's unconscious of doing whenever he's nervous.
"Stop making excuses Uzumaki Naruto. I won't be shocked when one day you'll be bringing home my grandchild." She glared straight at her son. The blonde nervously smiled at his raging mother.
*sigh* ''I've already made my decision. You'll get full term detention.''
''Detention again? Could you just cut me some slack for now? I'm being good b-.'' before Naruto could finish his protest his mother butted in.
''My words are final, youngman."
"Tch. So, what's the detention now? Please let me not take out weeds in the school lawn."
"Oh no you won't" the woman smirked, eyes glinting. "This is different. I'm giving you time to go home to pack your things immediately because you're getting out of my life."
''What?'' Naruto was confused as to what her mom just said. He looked at her mom waiting for the answer but she seems to be busy talking to someone on the phone.
"Why are you throwing me out?"
Tsunade cut down the conversation then stared at his son ''Not literally Naruto. Let's just say you'll be spending your days in a camp. Sounds fun right? Now go out, you've already wasted 10 minutes already.'' Before Naruto could say a protest again, he was held by a his mom's private bodyguard that was assigned to escort him to the car and make sure he wouldn't escape.
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[NARUTO POV]
Chug chug chug chuu chuuu!
Hi, this is me again, your one and only Naruto Uzumaki. As of now I'm on my way to Konoha Camp whatever riding a steam train for about two hours! This is boring... I don't know what my mom's thinking when she threw me out of school for this camp! What's in the camp anyway? Gah! This trip really makes my head hurt!
An hour passed
"Konoha village Boarding! Please fall in line and don't forget to take your baggages with you!"The train conductor shouted then passengers begun to stand up in the narrow train when it was about to near the station. The blonde who had slept about an hour and a half was awakened when the train signaled for a stop.
"Wake up boy, we're already on stop." The conductor patted the blonde on his shoulder
"Wa-What…! Happened? Oh. Eh? Finally." He took his belongings and jumped out of the train missing his balance.
"Shit. Stupid rock."
A meter away, he heard a soft chuckle. He glanced up and glared at the man who still wears a playful smile in his face.
"Welcome to Konoha, Uzumaki Naruto. I am Hatake Kakashi, your escort to KD Camp." He offered his hand to the kneeling boy.
TBC
a/n: *sigh* chapter finished...but i'm still depressed. i hope you guys help cheer me up with your reviews... (5 or more, i will update faster) *sigh* sorry about the grammar
