Let me guess, you read the summary of this fic and clicked on it, thinking it will be about a group of super soldiers solving every problem in every RWBY fanfic, ever. Oh, how wrong you are. If you are familiar with this series, feel free to skip pass this. If you're new, then listen closely. This is the tale of Burn Squad, a group of moronic rejects from a version of the halo universe, who travelled to one of the many versions of the RWBY universe. Why? Because A: They were fans of the show (we'll some were, others were sort of into it, but not really) and B: They thought they could improve themselves. Now to their credit, they did manage to learn a little bit, and stopped an attempt at multi-dimensional anarchy. Afterwards, the four idiots decided to travel across every RWBY based universe currently known, and a few that aren't, in search of adventure. The four morons are known as Burn, El Mattador de Crazy (or Matt for short) Hicks, and Grant, the only somewhat logical member of the team. This, is their stupid story.
"Ugh, enough with the intro. Can we start this disaster yet?"
DON'T INTERUPT ME!
"Don't bother. Everyone started ignoring you after the first line."
Deadpool, stop arguing with the narrator.
I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THS Sh#! I'M GONNA SEE IF LEGENDARY 2094 IS HIRING!
Oh great, there goes the narrator. See what you did Wade?
"Eh, f$#k him. Why do you still have the censors on?"
Because language, that's why.
"F$#K YOU! Legendary 2049, please let me into one of your fics so I can get away from this sh#$ !"
Anyway, the fic that this chapter takes place in, Gray Vs., and the OC of said fic, Gray, belong to Legendary 2049. Be sure to check out some of his work after reading this.
The dumbest fight in RWBY OC history: Gray vs. Burn
RWBY universe 75a, Beacon Academy
"Ugh, finally." Yang moaned as she plopped onto one of the bottom bunks, to tired to climb into hers. "I thought that last class would never end."
Team RWBY had just finished their last class of the semester, and now had a 4 month break before the next one.
"Alright team" Ruby said. "It's the semester break. We have a few months before the next semester starts. So, what do we do?"
The four girls sat silently for a moment, thinking.
"We could go to the library and start studying for the next semester." Weiss said. Everyone simply glared at her. "Excuse me for trying to be prepared for our next classes."
"We could go to the arcade." Blake offered.
"All the games there are really boring." Yang replied.
"I know." Ruby said. She ran to her desk drawer and pulled out a watch like device. "We could see what Burn squads' been up to."
"It's been a while since we last heard from those nut jobs." Yang said. "I wonder how they're doing."
Ruby fiddled with the device for a moment before a holographic screen popped up.
"Burn, Matt, you guys there?" She asked.
Then the face of El Mattador de Crazy filled the screen. Gunshots could be heard in the back ground.
"Hey Ruby." Matt said in a casual manner as a bullet flew past his head. "How's it going?"
"I'LL TEAR YOUR THROAT OUT!" Burn shouted in the background.
"What in the world is going on over there?" Weiss asked.
"It's probably better if you come see for your self." Matt replied.
RWBY universe 2094c, Vale
As soon as they walked through the portal, RWBY saw nothing but absolute chaos. Amidst said chaos, they saw Burn fighting a man in black and grey clothing.
"Hey guys." Matt said. He, along with Grant and Hicks, was sitting on the sidelines, eating popcorn.
"Who is that, and why is Burn fighting him?" Ruby asked.
Several minutes ago...
"Ok, this is the 7th universe we've been in, try not to mess everything up." Grant said.
"Since when did we mess everything up?" Burn asked.
"Remember the 5th universe we went to?" Grant countered.
"Ok, so I mixed some cocaine with catnip and Mountain Dew Voltage that I stole from Burn and shoved it down Blake's throat. It wasn't that bad." Hicks said
"YES, IT WAS!" Grant shouted. "That world's version of Blake went so stark raving mad, that she drew horse d$ #ks over every building in Vale, raped a dolphin, arm wrestled a bear, and created an entirely new religion centered around nyan cat."
"That reminds me." Burn said before punching Hicks. "That's for stealing my Voltage. And now, I have to buy more."
The crimson Spartan the walked into a nearby super market, leaving his three companions behind. He spent a few minutes scanning the isles before finding a bottle of his favorite drink. As he got closer, he noticed that it seemed to be the only bottle left.
Burn grabbed the bottle, at the same time a man wearing a black trench coat with a grey t-shirt and an eye patch. The two just stared at each other in awkward silence, neither one letting go of the bottle.
"Dibs."
The man with the eye patch seemed surprised by this.
"What?" He asked, confused.
"I called dibs, this is mine." Burn replied.
The man simply stared at the Spartan before him, not knowing exactly what to think of what he was seeing.
"Ok" He started to say. "Who are you, and why are you tryin' to take my drink?"
"The name's Burn." The Spartan replied.
"Oh great, another psycho." The man muttered. "Look, I just got through fighting a lazy skeleton that shoots lasers, can I please have this?"
"I haven't had a bottle of this for 5 months." Burn replied. "I need this!"
"Dude, chill out already." The man said. He was starting to get irritated.
"I will." Burn said, bringing out Francis. "As soon as you give me my Voltage."
The man stared at the weapon before gazing at Burn.
"Really?" He asked.
"Really." Burn replied.
The man sighed, annoyed with the whole situation.
"Alright then."
Now...
"And then he threw Burn out the shop window." Matt finished recounting the events that led up to this.
"Wait, so you mean Burn picked a fight with some random bystander, just because he couldn't get a bottle of soda?" Weiss asked.
"Yeah, he's defiantly not some random bystander." Rico said as he materialized next to Matt.
"What did you find out?" Blake asked.
"His names Gray." Rico replied. "He's a Beacon student, and the fifth member of this world's version of RWBY. I'm still getting new info, so I'll let you know if anything interesting comes up. In the mean time, why don't you explain what's going on to them."
The four girls looked towards where the A.I was gesturing to see a second team RWBY. Weiss, Blake, and Yang were simply staring at their counterparts, jaws gapping open, while Ruby held up a sign that said 'Go Gray!' on it.
"Kick his butt!" The other Ruby shouted. (In order to stop any more confusion, this realities version of RWBY will have G for Gray while the other ones will have a B for Burn squad. These initials will be placed in parentheses to make it easier.)
Yang(G) then lightly nudged her sister's shoulder. As Ruby(G) turned to see what her sister wanted, she saw her counterpart and dropped her sign, her facial expression matching her teammates.
"WHAT THE F$ #K IS GOING ON HERE?!" Weiss(G) shouted.
"Wow, I didn't know you used such language Ice Queen." Yang(B) said.
"Rico" Weiss(B) started to say. "Are these versions of us evil?"
"Nope." Rico replied.
"Oh thank god." Yang(B) sighed. "Because I have had enough of evil twins."
"Who are you, and why are you impersonating us?" Weiss(G) asked.
"It's a long story." Ruby(B) replied.
Meanwhile...
"THE VOLTAGE IS MINE!" Burn shouted as he constantly fired Francis in its standard rifle form. Gray constantly dodged the three round burst, getting closer by the second. Then he pulled out his weapon, a strange blade like object, and swung at Burn when he was close enough. Burn managed to doge the swing, thanks to his enhanced reflexes, and the yellow dust he used in his armor.
"Alright." Gray said. "The kiddy gloves are coming off!" He then pulled two triggers on the handle of his weapon, causing it to extend into a scythe. Burn just stared at the massive weapon.
"Where's the gun?" He asked. "If you have a scythe, you have to have a gun on it."
"Well, I'm one of the few people that don't." Gray replied.
"Lame." Burn said as he morphed Francis into its scythe form.
"Whatever." Gray then charged forward. Burn mimicked this action.
"So, you're us, from a different universe." Ruby(G) said.
"Pretty much." Ruby(B) replied.
"Ok then," Ruby(G) said. "Where's your Gray?"
"Don't have one." Blake(B) replied. "Since we're from alternate realities, our universes will have few differences."
"Makes sense." Blake(G) said.
Then, Burn flew past the two versions of RWBY. Gray charged after him with a battle cry, but stopped when he noticed the two Rubys(Rubi, Ruby-people, whatever the plural form of Ruby is).
"Wait, there's two Rubys?" He asked. "What the heck?"
"It's an alternate universe thing." Ruby(B) replied.
"Awesome." Gray shouted. "Now I can get a menajahtwa going, because I know any alternate version of Ruby can't resist me- OH SH-" Gray's sentence was cut short when Burn threw a truck at him.
"I don't know." Ruby(B) said. "I think I'm doing a pretty good job of resisting you." She then waved over to the Spartan. "Hey Burn."
"Hey Ruby." Burn waved back. "How's it going?"
"Good." Ruby(B) replied. Hey, I know you love Mountain Dew Voltage and all, but aren't you overreacting?"
"I haven't had any for 5 months Ruby!" Burn shouted. "I'm not gonna let some grey guy stop me from-" Burn was then hit by Gray, sending him sliding across the ground. "That was a cheap shot." He grunted as he started to get up. Gray walked towards him, scythe raised. "Oh hey" Burn said as he held up his hand, causing Gray to stop. "I noticed this on the ground and, I'm pretty sure its yours." Burn then hit Gray with a car, sending the huntsman in training flying. "Boo yah!"
"Eh." Ruby(B) shrugged.
"What, that was good." burn complained.
"You could have incapacitated him right there and end the fight," Ruby(B) said. "But you had to show off instead."
"Look who's talking, miss 'twirl epic sniper scythe around and slam it into the ground unnecessarily." Burn countered.
"How, exactly do you know this guy?" Ruby(G) asked.
"Burn and his buddies came into my universe so they could learn from us." Ruby(B) replied.
"They did?" Ruby(G) gasped.
"Who do you think taught him to build his scythe?" Ruby(B) asked.
"And with my trust weapon Francis ("Really?") I can take on anything the multiverse can thr-" Burn was then hit by Gray a second time, sending him flying. "COME ON!" He shouted due to being interrupted again.
"I, don't think you did a good job." Ruby(G) said.
"Eh, this happens to him all the time." Ruby(B) countered. "He usually gets his butt kicked, but then starts winning because the other guy gets tired of beating the snot out of him."
Before Ruby(G) could say anything, she heard the sound of metal on metal. She turned to see Gray and Burn clashing scythes repeatedly, both twirling their respective weapons elegantly. Then, the two blades locked together. Burn and Gray continued to apply force, one trying to get the other off balance and vice versa. Suddenly, Burn threw his weapon into the air, much to Gray's surprise. The Spartans wrist then started shifting into shot gun gauntlets, which he used to punch Gray several times before kicking him in the stomach. Gray slid backwards, clutching his abdomen, as Burn caught Francis and twirled it around a second time.
"You taught him to build those two?" Ruby(G) asked her counterpart.
"Actually, he found the blueprints in Yang's dresser." Ruby(B) replied.
"After he blew it up!" Yang(B) added.
"What is wrong with this guy?" Weiss(G) asked.
"Oh please." Weiss(B) scoffed. "Burn's not nearly as psychotic as Matt over here." She gestured to the said Spartan, who merely waved in response.
"I'm back." Rico said as he suddenly appeared.
"Anything new?" Matt asked.
"Well, his semblance allows him to conduct electricity." The A.I. replied as Burn was electrocuted ("Way to be on top of your game Rico!") "And he's a Beast."
"A beast at what?" Hicks asked.
"Not that kind of beast." Rico said. "Apparently there is a group of beings known as Beasts, and Gray is seemingly the last one."
"So, what can a Beast do?" Ruby(B) asked.
"Well" Rico started to reply but was interrupted by a loud howling. Everyone turned to see Gray transform into a large, wolf-like creature. "That." The A.I. finished.
"Hicks, throw me the silver bullets." Burn shouted.
"Wait, what?" Hicks asked.
"You were supposed to bring silver bullets incase we run into werewolves, or werewolf-like people." Burn yelled back.
"Since when are there werewolves in RWBY?" Hicks shouted.
"DO YOU NOT READ RWBY FANFICTION?!" Burn screamed before he was grabbed by Gray. The huntsman in training then threw Burn repeatedly on the ground (think Hulk vs. Loki in Avengers) before tossing him aside. The Spartan simply stood up and charged forward, scythe at the ready. Gray did the same.
The two continued like this for half an hour. Gray would pummel Burn, Burn would get in a good hit, all while both versions of RWBY and the rest of Burn Squad talked amongst themselves, occasionally watching the fight. Eventually, the two stopped and started starring each other down, tired and battered (more like Gray was getting exhausted, while Burn was aching all over)
"Look, can I please have my soda?" Gray asked, panting.
"What's the matter buddy?" Burn asked as he caught his breath. "Getting tired?"
"I CAN GO ON FOR DAYS!" Gray shouted.
"So can I." Burn said.
Before either of them could make a move, a mysterious portal opened up between them.
"OH NO, THEY FOUND ME!" Burn shouted. Suddenly, several pigs came out of the portal, and charged Burn. "NO, STAY BACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Everyone just stared at Burn as he was attacked, at a loss for words. Finally, Weiss(B) spoke up.
"Rico, why are there pigs mauling Burn?" She asked.
"A while ago we ended up in a RWBY/Bloodborne universe, where we found a few pigs." Grant replied. "Burn tried to make bacon out of one of them, and they didn't take to kindly to it."
"Shouldn't we, help him?" Ruby(B) asked.
"I'm curious to see how this will play out." Hicks replied.
The group sat there, watching Burn get beaten to near death by swine. Eventually, Gray and RWBY(G) left (but not before Gray made a pun about burnt bacon, which was booed by Yang(B) which caused a brief argument with her counterpart about puns and whether they were awesome or not) and shortly after, the pigs left as well, having grown tired of beating up the Spartan, leaving RWBY (who shall have their normal names restored now that their counterparts are gone) and Burn Squad with the broken soldier.
"So, who won?" Hicks asked.
"I, don't know." Grant replied.
"It's not finished." Burn groaned as he got up. "Just postponed. You hear that Gray, whatever your last name is? I SHALL RETURN!"
As Burn swore vengeance, with Matt patting him on the back, the rest of the group collectively sighed, wondering what they were going to do with the reject super soldier.
Alright, first chapter is finally up. Sorry it took so long to finish. There was a saving error while I was typing, making me rewrite half the story. Anyway, hope you enjoyed. And Legendary, if you hire Deadpool for your fics, thank you for getting rid of him for me, and may god have mercy on you.
