Jacobs WHAT?!?!?

A/N- My 1st fanfic so please don't be too harsh if you review! Which btw, PLEASE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BPOV

It had been a year since I had left Forks. Not that I wasn't happy, of course. I had everything I ever needed.

Edward was sitting on the couch reading the newspaper. Every part of his perfect features in line. Even as a vampire I wondered if I could ever get used to it. But I knew I could. Being a vampire has opened worlds of opportunities for me. But I still needed to work on it. Edward looked up.

"Your thinking too hard." Was all he said. I snorted. I walked over and sat down next to him on the couch. I leaned against his shoulder and sighed. All the noise there was a clock ticking above the fireplace.

Ever since I'd moved to Alaska and turned into a vampire it has been so quiet. After about a month, we moved out of the house with the Cullens and gotten our own cabin. I've gotten used to the nice calm quiet. I sometimes called Jacob up just to talk. Mainly, though, we didn't talk what so ever.

The Phone rang. That's unusual. I thought. We normally don't use landlines….I gracefully went to the kitchen and picked up the receiver. "Hello?"

"Hey, Bella?" said Jacobs Voice.

"Yes?" I replied and relaxed. It was just Jacob. I sat down on the kitchen table.

"Hey…umm…hi." Was all he said.

I sighed in frustration. He calls me from Forks and all he says is "hi"?

"What did you call about?" I said.

"Well…I kinda….sorta….imprinted." was all he said.

After it registered in my brain, I cleared my voice and said steadily "That's great Jacob, what's her name?"

There was an awkward silence. "Jacob?" I said.

"Yeah, I heard you," He said. "Well……..I imprinted on a guy, Mike."

That time it took me a couple of seconds to register it. All I could hear in my head was: "I imprinted on a guy, Mike, I imprinted on a guy, Mike, I imprinted on a guy, Mike,"

A/N- I know this is the most random and totally stupid story ever, but I'm good at writing random things. Plz R&R, I want to see what you think! Looking for more randomness? See what VAMPIREHAMMY00 and I wrote together