I do not own Ray man or any video game related characters mentioned.

This story is from my friend and I'm uploading it for him.

The beginning

"Hello there… my name is professor…" "Uhk! This is not Pokémon dude, its Ray man"

"Hello readers I'm Ray man and I've come here to show you my story… it started a long time ago…" I was in this island called Volcano Island. I don't know how I got here, but there I was fighting for survival, because the island was or had no animals there besides me. Anyways, one day I had an idea to make a raft and float away from the island, but I also had thoughts that if I go out I might die of hunger. "Good evening" screamed a strange voice, "What…who…where…why…uh! ... Where are you? … Who are you? "My name is mister hermit and I am DOWN HERE YOU FOOL"

"OH!...haha…!HA!HA!"

"What the hell are you laughing about?"

"I'm sorry… haha… it's just that you're so small and yet you talk so loud hahahahaha!"

"SHUT UP YOU FOOL AND LISTEN"

"What?

"You are chosen to defend Volcano Island and save our people."

"Me chosen? Not even on… well I was chosen one time at a party to be the donkey and people would put a fake tail on me

Hermit: "uh!"

"Weird, I know right?"

"Yah!"

"So what's my challenge?"

"Your first challenge will be fighting the Mario Brothers in yo mama battles of all ages!"

Mario: Hello its-a-me Mario

Luigi: and-a Luigy

Rayman: Oh Crap!

Hermit: Let the yo mama battle begin.

Mario: Yo mama is so stupid that she uses dicks to make hot dogs.

Lugiy: Oh! Yeah!

Rayman: Shit, these guys are good…okay… okay, well yo mama is so stupid that she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.

Luigy: Oh! Nooo!

Mario: Urg!...uhm! well you mama-

Rayman: to bad cause I don't have a mother!

Luigy: OOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mario:aaaaaaa!

Rayman: We are all characters in a story!

Hermit: AND THE WINNER IS RAY MAN

"Alright hermit, now what, I defeated the Mario brothers and now what's next?"

"Well the Mario brothers are or rather were the guardiance of the gate which leads towards the entrance of the volcano…guess we can go in."

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