Hi there I'm a fangirl and if your famous and attractive then I love you

Were meant to be together even if you don't know my name

The fanfiction says you're anyone's game

When cho chang and harry got together it made me so maaad

I wanted to rip her to shreds cuz she got in the way of harry and ginny

Who are meant to be together

And tonks and remus why did they die?

In my head I wont accept it

Somehow they must have survived

Oh Sirius why did you leave me- I mean harry

Now im all alone

And cho for gods sake nobody cares

About you and cedric

Yeah we get it he was hot

Seriously, seriously hot

Oh my god I love Edward Cullen

He sparkles in the sun and his abs are just.. so…

I am always team Edward

Team Jacob can die

I hate their faces

And at them I throw pies

MADE WITH SPINNICH

How dare he get between Edward and Bella

Now lets move on to percabeth

Percy and annabeth oh why, why, why

Hera that bish kidnapped him

And they were apart for 8 months

and then THERE WAS NO REUNION IN THE 2ND BOOK

WHAT

IS

UP

WITH

THAT

RAAAAAAAAWWRRR

Fangirls get crazay

And stupid Rachel dare

Getting between them like Jacob did

I must kill them both

Along with lavender brown

That freaking eejit

Stealing ron away from Hermione

How dare she!

The sexual tension has been growing since book three

And if they didn't see it I certainly did

BECAUSE THEY BEEEEELOOOOONG TOGETHER NOOOOOOOW AGAIN

FOREVER UNITED HEERE SOMEHOW YEAH

So over all four people must die

Cho Jacob Rachel and lavender

Ill rip at their faces drink their bloooood

I'm not crazy

I'm just loyal.