AN: Pure and total crack. Was napping and had this dream. Woke up and decided I had to write it down before I lost it.

The fact that Cloud was a chocobo had long been accepted in the military. It had also been the reason that he became randomly clingy, which was also being slowly accepted. But Zack never expected for Cloud's Chocoboness to have this effect as he heard/saw Seph slam into his room and say, "Release the Mocha from me," in slightly frantic manner.

As Zack sits there blinking after being startled awake, he slowly figures out that the yellow thing moving at Seph's neck was Cloud's hair as the boy licked and nuzzled Seph's neck. After a couple of blinks Zack promptly bursts into laughter and falls off the couch.

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