The Night Nanaki Went Crazy

I don't own "The Night Santa Went Crazy" or Final Fantasy VII. FF7 belongs to Sqaresoft and the song belongs to Weird Al Yankcovic.

Author's Note: If you find this offensive, please don't flame me! I do take constructive criticism. Sorry if I kill off you favorite character(s).

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Down in the Sector 7 Slums

AVALANCHE were planning a bombing

When Nanaki burst in,

scared 'em half death,

Had a rifle in his paws,

and cheap tea on his breath

From his chin to his tail

He was covered with ammo

Just like a stoned drunk,

Disgruntled, labeled vicious.

He smiled and said,

With a gleam in his good eye

Salutations to all of you

Now your all going to die!!

The night Nanaki went crazy

The night Red XIII went insane

Realized he had been getting the raw deal

Something must finally musta snapped in his brain.

Well, the 7th Heaven is gone now

He decided to bomb it.

Everywhere you'll find pieces

Of Reno and Rude.

He tied up the Shinra Execs.

Held Tifa hostage.

He ground up poor Cait Sith

Into moogle sausage!

He got Cid and Barret

With an old German Luger.

And he slashed up Sephiroth

Just like Freddy Kruger.

And he picked up a flame thrower

And barbequed Jenova

He took a big bite and said,

Tastes just like chicken!

The night Nanaki went crazy

The night the lion-wolf went nuts.

Now you can hardly walk round Midgar

With out stepping in SOLDIER guts!

There's the National Guard and the FBI

There's a van from the Eyewitness News

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky.

And the bullets are flyin'

The body count's rising

And everyone's dieing to know

Oh, Nanaki why?

My my my my my my my

You used to be such a level-headed guy.

Yes, Virginia

Now Nanaki's doing time

In a federal prison,

For his infamous crime.

Hey, littl' fella

Don't ya cry no more tears

He'll be out with good behavior

700 more years.

But now Cloud's in therapy

And Aeris is still nervous

And Vincent's got a job workin'

For the Postal Service!

And they say Bugenhagen

Is on the phone every night

With his lawyer

Negotiating the movie rights!

They're talkin' about

The night Nanaki went crazy

The night the Guardian of Cosmo Canyon flipped

Broke is back for the planet

Sounds to me like he was tried of getting' gypped.

Woooh, The night Nanaki went crazy

The night Red XIII went insane

Realized he had been getting the raw deal

Something musta snapped in his brain

Woooh, Something musta snapped in his brain

Tell ya, Something musta snapped….in his brain!

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So, what do ya think? Sorry again to you Turk, Cait Sith, Sephiroth, and Jenova fans. Please review, and don't flame me! Merry Christmas!!