The Night Nanaki Went Crazy
I don't own "The Night Santa Went Crazy" or Final Fantasy VII. FF7 belongs to Sqaresoft and the song belongs to Weird Al Yankcovic.
Author's Note: If you find this offensive, please don't flame me! I do take constructive criticism. Sorry if I kill off you favorite character(s).
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Down in the Sector 7 Slums
AVALANCHE were planning a bombing
When Nanaki burst in,
scared 'em half death,
Had a rifle in his paws,
and cheap tea on his breath
From his chin to his tail
He was covered with ammo
Just like a stoned drunk,
Disgruntled, labeled vicious.
He smiled and said,
With a gleam in his good eye
Salutations to all of you
Now your all going to die!!
The night Nanaki went crazy
The night Red XIII went insane
Realized he had been getting the raw deal
Something must finally musta snapped in his brain.
Well, the 7th Heaven is gone now
He decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces
Of Reno and Rude.
He tied up the Shinra Execs.
Held Tifa hostage.
He ground up poor Cait Sith
Into moogle sausage!
He got Cid and Barret
With an old German Luger.
And he slashed up Sephiroth
Just like Freddy Kruger.
And he picked up a flame thrower
And barbequed Jenova
He took a big bite and said,
Tastes just like chicken!
The night Nanaki went crazy
The night the lion-wolf went nuts.
Now you can hardly walk round Midgar
With out stepping in SOLDIER guts!
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin'
The body count's rising
And everyone's dieing to know
Oh, Nanaki why?
My my my my my my my
You used to be such a level-headed guy.
Yes, Virginia
Now Nanaki's doing time
In a federal prison,
For his infamous crime.
Hey, littl' fella
Don't ya cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior
700 more years.
But now Cloud's in therapy
And Aeris is still nervous
And Vincent's got a job workin'
For the Postal Service!
And they say Bugenhagen
Is on the phone every night
With his lawyer
Negotiating the movie rights!
They're talkin' about
The night Nanaki went crazy
The night the Guardian of Cosmo Canyon flipped
Broke is back for the planet
Sounds to me like he was tried of getting' gypped.
Woooh, The night Nanaki went crazy
The night Red XIII went insane
Realized he had been getting the raw deal
Something musta snapped in his brain
Woooh, Something musta snapped in his brain
Tell ya, Something musta snapped….in his brain!
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So, what do ya think? Sorry again to you Turk, Cait Sith, Sephiroth, and Jenova fans. Please review, and don't flame me! Merry Christmas!!
