DICLAIMER: I don't own PJO! If I did, I wouldn't be here on FF, duh!

Things in BOLD is what 'I am Athena daughter of Zeus' told me to include!

Okay, so I guess you know what this is, right? YEP, another dare!


Okay, Travis had to stop taking dares from Athena. It wasn't that they weren't good. They were. But he always got the most embarrassing dares she could give! It wasn't fair!

So, yet again, he found himself walking up to the front desk at the Empire State Building. He got the card and found a free elevator.

600th floor came into view soon after, but he didn't care about the view as he trudged towards the Throne Room, yet again. He found it hard to walk in this high class suit he had to wear! Come on, he didn't like to walk in this kind of clothes!

The little box in his hand felt heavier with each step he took as dread filled him. This was by far the worst yet. He couldn't believe Athena actually made him do this!

The door came into view and he braced himself, like last time, and opened it. Five Olympians sat on their respective chairs; Athena, who had trouble holding her laughter in as soon as he opened the door and she saw him, Apollo, who had his IPod plugged in his ears and danced in his seat to the music, Artemis, who glared at Apollo, Demeter, who was holding a bowl of cereal towards Apollo, but he didn't notice, and finally, Aphrodite. She was sitting in her throne with a mirror flying in front of her face, applying makeup.

Travis gulped before rushing over to the Goddess of Love. He got on his knees and said, "You're the most beautiful creature that has ever existed! Forget about Ares, will you elope with me?"

He took the box out of his jacket pocket and opened it, revealing a beautiful Tiffany's engagement ring he'd stolen right before he got here. Hey, his Father was the god of thieves, what did they expect?

He started singing the chorus in Taylor Swift's Love Story after Romeo proposes.

After he was finished singing, he stood up, grabbed a stunned Aphrodite and ran out of the room, while Athena was laughing so hard she was almost falling out of her chair, Demeter had dropped the bowl, Artemis stared stunned after them and Apollo had his moth hanging open and the IPod long forgotten.

Travis didn't care and did the last of his dare. "VEGAS BABY! IT'S YOU AND ME, APHRODITE, YOU AND ME!"

Aphrodite snapped out of her daze and stopped, making Travis stop too. He turned to look at her and saw she was smiling at him.

"Aw, that's so cute!" she said. He started blushing furiously. "but, Sweetie, I cannot marry you."

YES! Take that, Athena! "Why not?" he asked, feigning hurt. He had to play his part.

"Darling, I can't break up a couple I took years to make!" Aphrodite said as if it was obvious. "Look, I know you really don't love me, either, I'm not the Goddess of Love for nothing!

Travis couldn't help but sigh in relief. "Thanks," he said before turning and running, shouting over his shoulder, "BYE!"

As he walked out on the street, he took a deep breath and smiled. Yet another dare done by Travis Stoll! Oh yeah, I'm awesome! He thought as he smiled smugly and took a taxi to Camp Half-Blood.


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