I do not, and never will own Miraculous Ladybug.
"Tell me a secret," Chat said, as he sat with Ladybug on the eiffel tower after patrol.
"Well….. I've stolen two phones before." Ladybug said, finding her most ridiculous secret. Chat's laugh filled the air, and she smiled.
"Oh, really? You stole phones?" Chat smirked.
"Well, I didn't really steal the phones, since I gave them back, eventually. Wait… three….. I've actually stolen three phones."
"And who, My Lady, did you steal these phones rom?" Chat was laughing harder.
"One from my best friend… I accidently deleted her favorite video of me as Ladybug, and I wanted to try and recreate it. So I kept it with me. But I couldn't recreate it, so I ended up giving the phone back to her, and admitting it. Thankfully she had backed it up, and she forgave me." Ladybug looked embarrassed. Chat was still giggling. "I also took one from the girl who hates me. She was trying to get me in trouble, claiming she had proof of something on her phone. I did give the phone back."
"And what about the third one?"
"A-Adrien." Ladybug said, blushing this time. "Adrien Agreste."
"You stole Adrien's phone? Why?" He no longer looked amused.
"Well, you see, I accidently left an embarrassing voicemail message, and had to delete it. I couldn't let him hear it. That's why I missed the unveiling of our statues."
"And what did you say that was so embarrassing?" Chat was really interested. So that's why I couldn't find my phone. He thought.
"It went like this: Hey, hot stuff, I'd ask you on a date to a movie, but I've got such a crazy crush on you that the only way I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over this stupid phone. That's why I had to delete it. I couldn't let him hear that."
"You have a crush on Adrien Agreste?" Chat said, stone still, his voice full of shock.
"Yes." Ladybug blushed while admitting it.
"You have a crush on Adrien?"
"I've already said that."
"YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ADRIEN?!"
"Can you stop saying that?" Ladybug, "You're embarrassing me."
"Sorry, Ladybug, I have to go." Chat Noir said, before running off.
"What just happened?" Ladybug asked herself, as she headed home.
