Lady Mikasa Kurosaki D. Coldsteel von Hedgheg Wingates Hellsing Dragneel Uchiha Brando of Versailles Joins Team RWBY and Has Wonderful Adventures

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Chapter nOne: Noice boner

"Team RWBY, it has come 2 my attetnion that u suck." Ozpine stood up and sit down and dronks his couffee and sit up and stood down.

The headmister cuntinues, "And that is y you are gettin htis new teammate who wil replase Ruby as beam leader."

So this fuckin grill phases threw the wall. She is smirking and it is obvious she is numeral uno hunter numba one and she very beautiful ands all the Beacon boi and girl want to get in pants and like her because she very beautiful. Also she head full of smart and she ownsn the stock market and is richer than Weiss but she am no hate faunus like fadda company.

The hawt girl gives Yang hte pointer finger and she poses and is like, "Your next line is, "Who the fuck are you, and you can't be better than Ruby!", toyou!"

"Who the fuck are you, and you can't be better than Ruby!" Yang shouted angrily, and then made a vaguly Japanese gasping sound as she reelized that she's completely stupid.

"Becase she is you new team leader, the name of team is goiong to half to change. No mors team RWBY, it is now team GOD RWBY." Izpon stood down because his boner was sit up and erecshen from how intellijent Mrs. Brando was just.

As Sir Mikasa Wingates Hellsing punched Yang in the mouf to prove her dominace, in the background, DMX was telling everybody about the X giving the gonna 2 ya.

Yang wakes the up in Godwitch's wombat class becase Ruby, Wiess, and Brake had to carry her fat asss the hole way because it was her fault and Lady Dragneel was tooo good for that and got her nails don by the archangel Metatron.

"Listen up motherfuckers, we hve a new studont and well I'm shit. She is the chosen one of profecy and she's goin save us from Grimmp." Profaster Goodwish saids.

Our hero stood up and sit down, "Thank you professor. I am happy to attend Beacon Academy. My name is Lady Mikasa Kurosaki D. Coldsteel von Hedgheg Wingates Hellsing Dragneel Uchiha Brando of Versailles." (JESuS CHRisT i THink I jUST hAD AN aNEurYSM FroM havING To TyPE ThAT NAME AGaIN)

So the teach is like "Come intoo the arenu child, so I can set lose this Goliath so u keel it and everybobby can c how sugoi u are." and she sets a Goliath free and I don even know how it fit into the fuckin room but it's my story so fuck you.

The Goliaf breath out and the breath stink but hte real problemo is that it shoot fire, ice, electric, poison, darkness, metal, light, air, bug, and fairy at Uchiha.

She eats the breaf and get soup strong and shoots back at Goliath, whih die.

"Fortunately, my foster father is many different dragons fused together into one unholy abomination, and he has trained me in the arts of the dragonslayer. I can eat ice, poison, electricity, fire, darkness, light, metal, air, insects, fairies, and much more, safely ingest them, and increase my strength proportionately."

"Bitch, dat is jus modderfuckin kawaii." Goodwhip complimentary and all teh sdutents clapped.

All except one, Cardin Winchester, who is jelly that new girl is being stronker than him, butt secretly, he arrogent and he also wont to stick his dingy dong in Kurosaki's harem master becuase he is jacksass.

"Boo! You suck ball! I challenj duel and not wit children card game, and I'm going to fight you, and I'm going to kill you, until you're dead, today!" He moronlicaly shooted.

Goodwitch startet the duel and Miss Coldsteel smriked again because she iss cool and strong. Cardin churged forward wit his shitty mace that isnnt even a gun or a can of self defense aerosol.

"Za Warudo! Toki yo Tomare!" Mikasa shouted as time stopped beecause of she, and her beat the shit out of Cardon's assface, but to everybod else, it looke lik she destroy Carding instantlee.

"Because that's my ninja way!" She shouted.

And the whole train applauded.


Yang went all up in Coldsteel's grill while the new leado of team GOD RWBY was in the midddle of her daily werkout of one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats, and a ten kilometer run in the middle of the dorm room.

"I'm sorrry I try defend Ruby and insalt you even thoug you are so kewl and more stronger than my leedle seester." Yang apolojizzed.

"I know one way you can repay me." The knew temmie leader sad sedusively ass she froze time again and took alla Yang's clothes, and then they sleeps togeether and Rubby cries beacuse she can hear everything. She also got Yong's consent whilstt tim was frozone.

to bee cuntinued.