Okay so this is complete and random crack I came up with on the spur of the moment, it shal be one page long and consist of nothing but randomness!! And this is my first post up here so no haters. If you want me to do more I will just review if you want me to.
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A young girl was walking down the street when all of a suddent a white puppy jumps in front of her barking like a maniac at her feet.
"oh hello little puppy how are you," said girl picks up the puppy and continues walking only to be jumped by a boy with brown hair and red marking on his cheeks barking like a maniac, "aw look at the man-dog," she states and proceds to walk the boy and dog at the same time.
As she comes upon a ramen shop she pokes her head in feeling a bit hungry, and as she does this she is assaulted by a blond and orange ball, "MY RAME YOU CANT HAVE GO GET YOUR OWN," it shouts at her.
She obeyingly leaves, and walks into another ramen stall and sits down as she is about to order the blond one from the other shop starts yelling at her again, "MY RAMEN! MY SWEET SWEET RAMEN!" as he starts cradleing the ramen like it was his long lost brother or something he coos to is softly, "my precious, did the mean scarry lady try to eat you? Don't worry my precious I wont let her get you."
The young girl backs out of the stall and continues her walking of the brown haired dog-boy and white puppy. She comes acrossed a boy with pure black hair who attacks her for no reason while screaming, "ITACHI I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THE KILLING OF THE CLAN! I WILL NOT LET YOU I WILL KILL YOU AND REVIVE MY CLAN!"
While the young girl laid on the ground being strangle to death a green pot of grass with a smiling face drawn on it with a sharpie while wearing a cape appears right next to her head, then a voice from the heavens boomed down on them all, "DO NOT FEAR SUPER STEEV IS HERE!" a seiris of comic book BAMS and KAPOWS caries on and when they are over the grass was sitting like it was before the BAMs and KAPOWs, and the guy that had attack the girl walking the dog-boy and white puppy was lieing on his back beaten to a bloody pulp.
"…" the girl and dog-boy and puppy continue on their walk like nothing happened. But while they did that they did not know that STEEV THE SUPER GRASS had poisend them during all that and dropped dead accordingly. As they ly there the little grass pot appeared and turned into a man wearing a freakish green jump suit with big eyebrows.
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHA, all the youth in the village will be destroid, as I Might Gai, do it descised as a pot of grass, MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
