TFA Music-I'm the Soundblaster
Parody to I'm the Music Meister
Rodimus Prime-Then it sounds to me like its time to rumble
Cyclonus- Indeed but it is you that will take the tumble
Elita 1- I'm sorry hon, but did you just sing that
Cyclonus-of course I did not wait yes I did. I'm sounding shrill against my will, and cannot stop this singing,
Sentinel Prime-And in my ears I swear I hear a quite distinctive ringing,
Blackout-This silly game is very lame and someone's going to pay,
Elita 1-An unknown force, but where's the source that has us in its sway?
Oil Slick-Who is doing this to us? And on this we must concur...
D-cons-The dastardly, despicable, disturbingly inexplicable
Blackout-And imminently kick-able
All-That dirty, rotten rat is...
Soundblaster-THE SOUNDBLASTER!
Soundblaster-Put down your arms, my friends,
Your arrows, guns, and swords,
Your resistance to my charm now ends,
When I belt these power chords!Soundblaster-Good guys or bad guys, it doesn't really matter,
You are all just slaves to my hypnotic patter,
As I regale you with my story,
You'll know you have no choice but to do my evil bidding,
When you hear this booming voice,
Soundblaster-So, I'm the Soundblaster,
All-He's the Soundblaster
Soundblaster-And everyone just fawns,
All-He's the Soundblaster, and we are all his pawns
Soundblaster-And so for me it's destiny, to be the maestro of villainy,
Yes, I'm the Soundblaster, and I'm here to settle the score,
Soundblaster-Bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir,
But something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher,
The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance,
And it was then, with wicked glee, I made those puppets dance,
Soundblaster-I'm the Soundblaster,
All-He's the Soundblaster
Soundblaster-and everyone just fawns,
All-He's the Soundblaster , and we are all his pawns
Soundblaster- I'm the Soundblaster , crime became my path,
Elita 1-He's the Soundblaster , and we must beware his wrath,
Soundblaster -You better tow the line, you see,
Because your wills belong to me,
And now my friends you have the chance...
To show Optimus how well you dance!
Soundblaster -And now that OP's been delayed, your usefulness has passed,
A distraction is what I need, so kick into that blast,Soundblaster-OhSoundblaster-I'm the Soundblaster , I cannot help but boast,
All-He's the Soundblaster , under his spell we're toast
Soundblaster- I'm the Soundblaster , I won the day, now I must fly,
I'm the Soundblaster , and I'm here to settle the score!
