Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin. Darnit.


One day, an Author gleefully took two characters from the TV show Merlin and locked them in a closet together. She then excitedly waited for them to get their hot slashiness on.

Instead, they spent the evening insulting each other, complaining and joking around.

What the heck? raged the Author. What, did they think that they were a pair of friends who liked each other in a completely platonic way? Ridiculous! The very idea was utterly ludicrous! Why, the day that Arthur and Merlin weren't lovers was the day that pigs couldn't fly . . .

Oh, wait.


A/N

This isn't criticism, just humor. I couldn't resist. But if it was censure, I would be a bit of a hypocrite. I mean, I like slash just as much as the next rabid, frothing, maniacally laughing fangirl with eyes that gleam with a slight bit of insanity.

Okay, so maybe I'm not that bad. Maybe.