Suggested listening: Waka Laka-DDR


"Izuna-kun?"

The man tilts his head towards the girl's voice. "Yes, Sakura-chan?"

The couch barely creaks when she plops down beside him. "Why are boys so mean?"

"Who's being mean to you, Sakura-chan?"

"Sasuke-kun. He said I can't play with his crayons because I'm a girl. But he won't let Naruto play with them either."

"Sasuke can be bad sometimes." Izuna agrees. "But not all boys are mean."

"Most of them are. Neji-kun, Sasuke-kun, Kiba-kun stole my Hotwheel…"

"Naruto-kun isn't mean, is he?"

Sakura considers. "No."

"Shisui-kun isn't mean."

"He always messes up my hair. "

"Well…"

"You're not mean, and Naruto-kun isn't mean, but that's it."

"Oh?"

"Yeah. That's why you and Naruto are my best friends."

Izuna laughs. "What about Ino-chan?"

"She makes fun of my forehead." Sakura mutters. Her mood drastically changes. "I don't think we're friends anymore."

Izuna pulls the girl into his lap and places his chin on her head. "Your forehead is perfectly normal. You don't want to be friends with someone that makes fun of you too much anyway. A little teasing is okay, but not about something that hurts your friend's feelings."

"So I shouldn't be friends with Ino-chan anymore?"

"You can if you want, but…it's not fun to be friends with someone like that."

Silence.

"Thank you, Izuna-kun." Sakura nuzzles her face into his chest. "You're my BFF."

Izuna laughs. "You're my BFF too, Sakura-chan."


A/N:

Some pointless fluff is good every once in a while.

Inspired by Hair by Foxychan...I forgot her FFnet name (So so sorry!) but it's a ShisSaku that's pwnful. Trust me.

It really sickens me when people insult you, take advantage and irritate you then expect to be called your friend. That is disgusting.