A most joyous Hello to all you crazies who have decided to lose control of
their sanity and read this fic. To come up with an Idea as insane as this
you would have to have 3 Mountain Dews, a few doughnuts, hang out with
crazy friends, and then go to a very boring work while extremely hyper!
I've been doing that a lot this summer so it was only a matter of time!
Warning: There may be some OOC in here. You have been warned!
::actions:: 'Thoughts' "Speaking" ( Author Notes )
DevilWench: This is dedicated to those of you who HATE Hojo the Bozo, And the girl who must die, Relena! This is the fiction where Relena and Hojo get paired up with each other and then are killed hilariously! I do not own any of the characters that will appear here. I wouldn't take them if they were free anyway.I'd hafta beat all of you off, and I'm not willing to do that right now.maybe in a few years though! Oh, I'm in this and I will be borrowing some of my crazy friends to make this an interesting fic otherwise it wouldn't be as fun! I could actually see this happening! And names are changed for some to protect the stupid!
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~ Now we enter the auditorium of Northeast High School (This is actually a real High School.I went there and.yeah. I don't need to be reminded of all those bad memories.) There is a dark stage in the front. On the sides there are maroon velvet curtains that have seen better days. Paint cans litter the stage as well as various tools. (Hammers, screws etc.) The far doors open to reveal 4 guys. One with Messy chocolate brown hair and Prussian blue eyes. Another with blonde, almost white short hair and calm blue eyes. A third has brown hair that covers most of his face except for one emerald green eye. The fourth had matching black eyes and black hair pulled into a ponytail. ~
Quatre: "Well? Here we are."
Trowa: :: Looks perturbed :: "Why did you sign us up for Drama of all things?"
Quatre: "Because with us having to 'act' normal, this should be a breeze!" ::Looks exceedingly happy::
Heero: "Hn." ::stands in corner::
Wufei: ::Mutters:: "Baka" ::Stands by Heero::
Quatre: "We should go sit down" ::Walks down aisle to sit in very hard, very old wooden chair::
Trowa: ::Follows Quatre::
Heero and Wufei: ::Remain where they are::
Mr. Martin: ( He's the baka coach who never lets us do anything!) ::Walks into the room:: "Alrighty then! Let's get this show on the road!"
::Students who are following sweatdrop::
DevilWench: ::Runs into the Auditorium Yelling:: "YAHOO! Another year of crazy me!!!"
::Students sweatdrop more::
Jackie: "Uh.DW? Maybe you shouldn't do that.we actually have new people here."
DevilWench: (I'm just gonna type in 'DW' for me now) ::Looks at Jackie:: "Aww.you spoiling my fun!" ::Pouts::
Jackie: ::Grins evilly:: "I'm the one who gets to do that right now! You're still to 'pure'
DW: ::Sticks tongue out at Jackie before running up to James:: "JAMES!!!!" ::Glomps him:: (A glomp is a really BIG hug)
James: "Hi DW!"
DW: ::Runs and hugs her other friends::
Heero and Wufei: ::Sweat drop::
Wufei: 'What is up with this baka hyper onna?'
Heero: 'hn'
Mr. Martin: "Ahem! We would like to start now"
All (Except for Heero and Wufei): ::Runs and sits in the hard @$$ chairs:: (Duo will make an appearance. He is key to my devious plans of Relena and Hojo torture!) ~ Somehow Relena has followed the G-Boys ~
Relena: "HEEEERRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?"
Students: ::Hold ears in pain::
Heero: ::Walks down to hide in the mass of students::
Relena: ::Appears at top of auditorium::
Students: ::Glare at Relena::
Relena: "HEEERRRROOOOOO!!!! I know you're here! Where are you?"
DW: ::Looks perturbed:: " SHUT UP! WE"RE TRYING TO HAVE A DRAMA MEETING!!!!"
Relena: ::Glares at DW:: "You can't tell me what to do! I am Relena Peacecraft! Former Queen of the World!"
DW: ::Speaks to Jackie:: "Yeah! Former Queen. I wonder why that is?"
Relena: "What was that?" ::Walks up to DW::
DW: ::Stands up and sticks tongue out at Relena::
Relena: "Why you impertinent."
Wufei: ::Grins slightly::
Trowa and Quatre: ::Looks amused::
Heero: ::Sweatdrops::
DW's Friends: ::Looks worried::
DW: ::Smiles evilly:: "You know what? Former Queen? I don't care about the past! I care about the future. As in my future sanity. I lose my sanity and strange thing happen. Last year I painted the floor neon Orange! And I'm thinking that Red, no Bright green hair would look exceptional on you!"
Relena: ::Looks scared::
Mr. Martin: ::Looks constipated::
Students: ::Look amused::
DW: ::Grins evilly some more:: "Now if you wouldn't mind, we could go to the dressing room so I could try the new hair color on you, or I could go sit back down and you could just leave right now? HMMM? Sound good?"
Relena: ::Blanches and runs out of the auditorium::
Everyone still in the room: ::Silently cheer::
Mr. Martin: ::Clears throat:: "Now? If we may start DevilWench?"
DW: ::Grins and gives the thumbs up sign:: "Sure! Let the torture begin!"
Quatre and Trowa: ::Sweatdrop::
Heero and Wufei: ::Looks worried::
Mr. Martin: blah blah blah. (The usual give me money, what are we doing? Who is here? Stuff)
Shelby: "Can we raise any extra money for a new stage? It's 30 years old!"
Mr. Martin: "I'd like to, but funds are limited"
Shelby: "But if we do fundraisers."
Mr. Martin: ::Cuts in:: "We are limited in funds"
Students: ::Glare::
Mr. Martin:: "Break time! Take 15 minutes and then be back here. We're going to start on the set design for out Fall Play! Cindie Ella is going to the Ball Baby!"
Students: ::Groan::
~ Every one leaves and goes into the school lobby ~
DW: "Not again! We did that two years ago! Shelby barely got her lines down!" ::Bemoans her fate::
John: :: Hugs DW:: "Well DW, at least this way we don't have to find all new props! WE already know what they are!" ::Smiles Brightly::
DW: ::Glares:: "The very least he could do is wait 4 fricken years to do the same exact play!"
Quatre: "Umm.? DW? Is that right?"
DW: ::Looks at Quatre and nods::
Quatre: "Well? I had a question. Why does no one take any of this seriously?"
DW: ::Laughs:: "You have gotta be new! Well, for starters, we are the joke of the school. We haven't pulled off a decent play since before I came here, and I'm a senior! Second, we never have enough money. We never do well in any fundraisers, and this area is not a real theatrical environment. It's too sports orientated!"
Quatre: ::Looks shocked:: 'I wish I could help, but If I donate any money, I could be found out, maybe after the mission, I could help'
DW: "Chelsey! Shannon!" ::Glomps both:: "Autumn!" ::Glomps her::
Quatre: ::Sweatdrops:: 'Then again, maybe not.'
~ Door Opens And Relena re enters ~
Heero: ::Hides::
DW: ::Smiles evilly:: "Hello girly! Did you change your mind on the hair color? The offer still stands!!"
Relena: ::Pales::
(Now for the good part!)
Kagome: ::Enters behind Relena:: "Wheew! It's hot outside!" ::Pulls someone inside behind her :: "Come on Inu-Yasha! Get in here!"
Inu-Yasha: "Get off me woman!" ::Tugs on sleeve which is in Kagome's grasp::
Sango: "Get in so I can enter! Stop that Miroku!" ::Slaps henti monk::
Miroku: "Lady Sango! wound me?" ::Looks innocent::
(Yeah! Right!)
Sango: ::Glares:: "Kagome? What is this place?"
Kagome: "It's my new school. I start tomorrow" ::Looks at drama people::
Jackie: "Look at those Kawaii ears!" ::Pets Inu-Yasha's ears::
Inu-Yasha: "What the #$&%! Get off me blast you!"
Jackie: ::Ignores him::
DW: ::Grabs Jackie:: "Don't scare the new people!"
Jackie: "Why not?"
DW: "." ::Grabs Jackie's arm and drags her into the auditorium:: "Time to get back to work"
Inu-Yasha gang: ::Follows out of sheer curiosity::
Everyone else: ::goes back into the auditorium::
Relena: ::Stands forgotten::
(Now for the yucky part)
Hojo: ::Enters:: "Higurashi?" ::Looks around::
Relena: ::Drools:: 'Forget Heero! This guys fine!'
Hojo: ::Sees Relena and blushes:: "Hel.hello.miss"
Relena: ::Stares at Hojo::
Hojo: ::Stares at Relena::
~ Tumbleweed rolls by ~
Autumn: "DW! I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS!!!"
DW: ::Runs by with paint brush, laughing::
Naraku: ::Enters:: "I sense shards here"
Autumn: ::Runs by covered in paint and stops::
Naraku: ::Pauses at sight of paint covered Autumn::
Autumn: ::Stares at Naraku:: "HI gorgeous!"
Naraku: ::Stars walking to the side away from Autumn::
Autumn: ::Chases after Naraku. Paint forgotten::
DW: ::Peeks in from hallway:: "O.O? What just happened?"
Hojo: ::Stares at Relena::
Relena: ::Stares at Hojo::
Kagome: ::Peeks from another hallway:: "Yes! Good bye stalker! Hello freedom!"
DW and Kagome: ::Walk into auditorium::
DW: "Jaaackkkkieeeee!!!!!!"
Jackie: "What?"
DW: "There's a total gross out in the hallway! Relena and some weird guy have been staring at each other for the past 10 minutes!"
Heero: ::Silently rejoices::
Wufei: "Weak onna"
DW: "I heard that!" ::Grabs Wufei and throws him into the wall:: "Take that you!" ::Wipes hands together:: "NYAAAA!!!!"
Wufei: "Stupid hyper onna!" ::Takes out katanna (SP?) and chases DW::
DW: ::Runs away laughing::
Mr. Martin: "DW! Stop running this instant and do some work!"
DW: ::Stops and sulks::
Quatre: "Where's Duo?"
~ Relena walks in arm in arm with Hojo ~
DW: ::Gags:: "I think I'm going to puke!"
Jackie: ::Looks green::
Heero: ::Hums happily::
Kagome: ::Smiles happily::
Inu-Yasha: ::Grins evilly::
Miroku and Sango: ::Are nowhere to be seen::
Quatre, Trowa, Wufei: ::Looks astonished::
Mr. Martin: "DW! Go get the half inch nails from the work room"
DW: ::Grumbles but obeys. Opens work room:: "GASP!"
Autumn and Naraku: "Umm." ::Blushes::
DW: ::Shakes head:: "Wasn't here. Didn't see you two making out" ::Grabs nails and closes door behind her:: "Here's the nails" ::Drops then near Mr. Martin::
Quatre: "Have you seen our friend Duo? He has long brown hair pulled into a braid."
Jackie: O.O 'Yummmy!' "I'll go look!" ::Runs off::
DW: ::Sweatdrops::
Duo: ::Jumps from catwalk with rope tied around his waist and flame thrower in his hands:: "I am Shinigami! FEAR ME!" ::Torches Relena and Hojo::
~ Curtains catch fire ~
Everyone: "RUN! WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!"
Duo: ::Rope catches fire and he falls on Jackie::
Jackie: "SQUEEEE!!!!!" ::Runs out with Duo::
~ Outside ~
DW: "There goes the school"
Shelby: "Dose this mean we get a new stage?"
Everyone: ::Sweatdrops::
~ Relena and Hojo run out of the building still on fire ~
Relena and Hojo: "HELP US!!!! WE"RE ON FIRE!"
Everyone else: ::Ignores::
Relena and Hojo: (Being that they are goody two shoes) ::Stop Drop and Roll::
~ They are no longer on fire ~
Duo: ::Pulls flame thrower back out and torches both of them again::
Everyone: ::Cheers and tramples them::
Relena and Hojo: ::Are mangled on the ground still on fire:: ::Coughs::
DW: ::Looks over at Jackie and face faults::
Jackie: ::Standing next to Duo playing with his braid::
DW: "I need an Aspirin."
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Well, this is the end. This is supposed to be a one shot, but if I get enough reviews I may create another chapter with more Relena and Hojo bashing! This is dedicated to Jackie who wants nothing more than to really play with Duo's hair.and people wonder why I need so much aspirin.R&R please! Thank you!
Signing out ~ DevilWench ~
::actions:: 'Thoughts' "Speaking" ( Author Notes )
DevilWench: This is dedicated to those of you who HATE Hojo the Bozo, And the girl who must die, Relena! This is the fiction where Relena and Hojo get paired up with each other and then are killed hilariously! I do not own any of the characters that will appear here. I wouldn't take them if they were free anyway.I'd hafta beat all of you off, and I'm not willing to do that right now.maybe in a few years though! Oh, I'm in this and I will be borrowing some of my crazy friends to make this an interesting fic otherwise it wouldn't be as fun! I could actually see this happening! And names are changed for some to protect the stupid!
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~ Now we enter the auditorium of Northeast High School (This is actually a real High School.I went there and.yeah. I don't need to be reminded of all those bad memories.) There is a dark stage in the front. On the sides there are maroon velvet curtains that have seen better days. Paint cans litter the stage as well as various tools. (Hammers, screws etc.) The far doors open to reveal 4 guys. One with Messy chocolate brown hair and Prussian blue eyes. Another with blonde, almost white short hair and calm blue eyes. A third has brown hair that covers most of his face except for one emerald green eye. The fourth had matching black eyes and black hair pulled into a ponytail. ~
Quatre: "Well? Here we are."
Trowa: :: Looks perturbed :: "Why did you sign us up for Drama of all things?"
Quatre: "Because with us having to 'act' normal, this should be a breeze!" ::Looks exceedingly happy::
Heero: "Hn." ::stands in corner::
Wufei: ::Mutters:: "Baka" ::Stands by Heero::
Quatre: "We should go sit down" ::Walks down aisle to sit in very hard, very old wooden chair::
Trowa: ::Follows Quatre::
Heero and Wufei: ::Remain where they are::
Mr. Martin: ( He's the baka coach who never lets us do anything!) ::Walks into the room:: "Alrighty then! Let's get this show on the road!"
::Students who are following sweatdrop::
DevilWench: ::Runs into the Auditorium Yelling:: "YAHOO! Another year of crazy me!!!"
::Students sweatdrop more::
Jackie: "Uh.DW? Maybe you shouldn't do that.we actually have new people here."
DevilWench: (I'm just gonna type in 'DW' for me now) ::Looks at Jackie:: "Aww.you spoiling my fun!" ::Pouts::
Jackie: ::Grins evilly:: "I'm the one who gets to do that right now! You're still to 'pure'
DW: ::Sticks tongue out at Jackie before running up to James:: "JAMES!!!!" ::Glomps him:: (A glomp is a really BIG hug)
James: "Hi DW!"
DW: ::Runs and hugs her other friends::
Heero and Wufei: ::Sweat drop::
Wufei: 'What is up with this baka hyper onna?'
Heero: 'hn'
Mr. Martin: "Ahem! We would like to start now"
All (Except for Heero and Wufei): ::Runs and sits in the hard @$$ chairs:: (Duo will make an appearance. He is key to my devious plans of Relena and Hojo torture!) ~ Somehow Relena has followed the G-Boys ~
Relena: "HEEEERRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?"
Students: ::Hold ears in pain::
Heero: ::Walks down to hide in the mass of students::
Relena: ::Appears at top of auditorium::
Students: ::Glare at Relena::
Relena: "HEEERRRROOOOOO!!!! I know you're here! Where are you?"
DW: ::Looks perturbed:: " SHUT UP! WE"RE TRYING TO HAVE A DRAMA MEETING!!!!"
Relena: ::Glares at DW:: "You can't tell me what to do! I am Relena Peacecraft! Former Queen of the World!"
DW: ::Speaks to Jackie:: "Yeah! Former Queen. I wonder why that is?"
Relena: "What was that?" ::Walks up to DW::
DW: ::Stands up and sticks tongue out at Relena::
Relena: "Why you impertinent."
Wufei: ::Grins slightly::
Trowa and Quatre: ::Looks amused::
Heero: ::Sweatdrops::
DW's Friends: ::Looks worried::
DW: ::Smiles evilly:: "You know what? Former Queen? I don't care about the past! I care about the future. As in my future sanity. I lose my sanity and strange thing happen. Last year I painted the floor neon Orange! And I'm thinking that Red, no Bright green hair would look exceptional on you!"
Relena: ::Looks scared::
Mr. Martin: ::Looks constipated::
Students: ::Look amused::
DW: ::Grins evilly some more:: "Now if you wouldn't mind, we could go to the dressing room so I could try the new hair color on you, or I could go sit back down and you could just leave right now? HMMM? Sound good?"
Relena: ::Blanches and runs out of the auditorium::
Everyone still in the room: ::Silently cheer::
Mr. Martin: ::Clears throat:: "Now? If we may start DevilWench?"
DW: ::Grins and gives the thumbs up sign:: "Sure! Let the torture begin!"
Quatre and Trowa: ::Sweatdrop::
Heero and Wufei: ::Looks worried::
Mr. Martin: blah blah blah. (The usual give me money, what are we doing? Who is here? Stuff)
Shelby: "Can we raise any extra money for a new stage? It's 30 years old!"
Mr. Martin: "I'd like to, but funds are limited"
Shelby: "But if we do fundraisers."
Mr. Martin: ::Cuts in:: "We are limited in funds"
Students: ::Glare::
Mr. Martin:: "Break time! Take 15 minutes and then be back here. We're going to start on the set design for out Fall Play! Cindie Ella is going to the Ball Baby!"
Students: ::Groan::
~ Every one leaves and goes into the school lobby ~
DW: "Not again! We did that two years ago! Shelby barely got her lines down!" ::Bemoans her fate::
John: :: Hugs DW:: "Well DW, at least this way we don't have to find all new props! WE already know what they are!" ::Smiles Brightly::
DW: ::Glares:: "The very least he could do is wait 4 fricken years to do the same exact play!"
Quatre: "Umm.? DW? Is that right?"
DW: ::Looks at Quatre and nods::
Quatre: "Well? I had a question. Why does no one take any of this seriously?"
DW: ::Laughs:: "You have gotta be new! Well, for starters, we are the joke of the school. We haven't pulled off a decent play since before I came here, and I'm a senior! Second, we never have enough money. We never do well in any fundraisers, and this area is not a real theatrical environment. It's too sports orientated!"
Quatre: ::Looks shocked:: 'I wish I could help, but If I donate any money, I could be found out, maybe after the mission, I could help'
DW: "Chelsey! Shannon!" ::Glomps both:: "Autumn!" ::Glomps her::
Quatre: ::Sweatdrops:: 'Then again, maybe not.'
~ Door Opens And Relena re enters ~
Heero: ::Hides::
DW: ::Smiles evilly:: "Hello girly! Did you change your mind on the hair color? The offer still stands!!"
Relena: ::Pales::
(Now for the good part!)
Kagome: ::Enters behind Relena:: "Wheew! It's hot outside!" ::Pulls someone inside behind her :: "Come on Inu-Yasha! Get in here!"
Inu-Yasha: "Get off me woman!" ::Tugs on sleeve which is in Kagome's grasp::
Sango: "Get in so I can enter! Stop that Miroku!" ::Slaps henti monk::
Miroku: "Lady Sango! wound me?" ::Looks innocent::
(Yeah! Right!)
Sango: ::Glares:: "Kagome? What is this place?"
Kagome: "It's my new school. I start tomorrow" ::Looks at drama people::
Jackie: "Look at those Kawaii ears!" ::Pets Inu-Yasha's ears::
Inu-Yasha: "What the #$&%! Get off me blast you!"
Jackie: ::Ignores him::
DW: ::Grabs Jackie:: "Don't scare the new people!"
Jackie: "Why not?"
DW: "." ::Grabs Jackie's arm and drags her into the auditorium:: "Time to get back to work"
Inu-Yasha gang: ::Follows out of sheer curiosity::
Everyone else: ::goes back into the auditorium::
Relena: ::Stands forgotten::
(Now for the yucky part)
Hojo: ::Enters:: "Higurashi?" ::Looks around::
Relena: ::Drools:: 'Forget Heero! This guys fine!'
Hojo: ::Sees Relena and blushes:: "Hel.hello.miss"
Relena: ::Stares at Hojo::
Hojo: ::Stares at Relena::
~ Tumbleweed rolls by ~
Autumn: "DW! I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS!!!"
DW: ::Runs by with paint brush, laughing::
Naraku: ::Enters:: "I sense shards here"
Autumn: ::Runs by covered in paint and stops::
Naraku: ::Pauses at sight of paint covered Autumn::
Autumn: ::Stares at Naraku:: "HI gorgeous!"
Naraku: ::Stars walking to the side away from Autumn::
Autumn: ::Chases after Naraku. Paint forgotten::
DW: ::Peeks in from hallway:: "O.O? What just happened?"
Hojo: ::Stares at Relena::
Relena: ::Stares at Hojo::
Kagome: ::Peeks from another hallway:: "Yes! Good bye stalker! Hello freedom!"
DW and Kagome: ::Walk into auditorium::
DW: "Jaaackkkkieeeee!!!!!!"
Jackie: "What?"
DW: "There's a total gross out in the hallway! Relena and some weird guy have been staring at each other for the past 10 minutes!"
Heero: ::Silently rejoices::
Wufei: "Weak onna"
DW: "I heard that!" ::Grabs Wufei and throws him into the wall:: "Take that you!" ::Wipes hands together:: "NYAAAA!!!!"
Wufei: "Stupid hyper onna!" ::Takes out katanna (SP?) and chases DW::
DW: ::Runs away laughing::
Mr. Martin: "DW! Stop running this instant and do some work!"
DW: ::Stops and sulks::
Quatre: "Where's Duo?"
~ Relena walks in arm in arm with Hojo ~
DW: ::Gags:: "I think I'm going to puke!"
Jackie: ::Looks green::
Heero: ::Hums happily::
Kagome: ::Smiles happily::
Inu-Yasha: ::Grins evilly::
Miroku and Sango: ::Are nowhere to be seen::
Quatre, Trowa, Wufei: ::Looks astonished::
Mr. Martin: "DW! Go get the half inch nails from the work room"
DW: ::Grumbles but obeys. Opens work room:: "GASP!"
Autumn and Naraku: "Umm." ::Blushes::
DW: ::Shakes head:: "Wasn't here. Didn't see you two making out" ::Grabs nails and closes door behind her:: "Here's the nails" ::Drops then near Mr. Martin::
Quatre: "Have you seen our friend Duo? He has long brown hair pulled into a braid."
Jackie: O.O 'Yummmy!' "I'll go look!" ::Runs off::
DW: ::Sweatdrops::
Duo: ::Jumps from catwalk with rope tied around his waist and flame thrower in his hands:: "I am Shinigami! FEAR ME!" ::Torches Relena and Hojo::
~ Curtains catch fire ~
Everyone: "RUN! WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!"
Duo: ::Rope catches fire and he falls on Jackie::
Jackie: "SQUEEEE!!!!!" ::Runs out with Duo::
~ Outside ~
DW: "There goes the school"
Shelby: "Dose this mean we get a new stage?"
Everyone: ::Sweatdrops::
~ Relena and Hojo run out of the building still on fire ~
Relena and Hojo: "HELP US!!!! WE"RE ON FIRE!"
Everyone else: ::Ignores::
Relena and Hojo: (Being that they are goody two shoes) ::Stop Drop and Roll::
~ They are no longer on fire ~
Duo: ::Pulls flame thrower back out and torches both of them again::
Everyone: ::Cheers and tramples them::
Relena and Hojo: ::Are mangled on the ground still on fire:: ::Coughs::
DW: ::Looks over at Jackie and face faults::
Jackie: ::Standing next to Duo playing with his braid::
DW: "I need an Aspirin."
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Well, this is the end. This is supposed to be a one shot, but if I get enough reviews I may create another chapter with more Relena and Hojo bashing! This is dedicated to Jackie who wants nothing more than to really play with Duo's hair.and people wonder why I need so much aspirin.R&R please! Thank you!
Signing out ~ DevilWench ~
