The Battle Room

A/N: I am reposting this fanfic in the Yu-Gi-Oh catagory so more people can enjoy it, because I was not getting ANY reviewers in the crossovers catagory, so here it is.

Chapter 1

In a castle that is dark and stormy in a section of the Shadow Realm, Yami Maggie stares out into the black nothing that makes up most of the Shadow Realm.

Yami Maggie(YM): I'm bored. I managed to beat several evil people here and take control of a section of the Shadow Realm, and now I'm bored.

Maggie: Have you ever noticed it's always stormy here? And this place feels so...evil.

YM: DUH. Did you ever consider the fact that WE'RE EVIL?

Maggie: Nope, guess not.

YM: (Sigh) well I'm still bored.

(A light bulb mysteriously appears over YMs head. Suddenly, it turns on.)

YM: I got it! How about we put Yugi, his Yami, Kaiba, Mokuba, Joey, Malik, and Pegasus in a room togther and lock it! That'd be fun!!! We could call it the battle room!

Maggie: But they'd kill each other! And Pegasus doesn't have the Millennium eye anymore!

YM: Then I'll steal it back! Using my Millennium GameCube controller! Ahh the millennium GameCube controller. So powerful, no one knows about it....

Maggie: If you ask me, I think that power went to your head.

YM: Shut up, or I'll sick the Evil Kaka of Doom on you again!

Maggie: Ok ok. (Mutters quietly to herself) I still think that if you hold that anymore that it will become permanently attached to your hands...

YM: I heard that!!! Prepare for the Evil Kaka of Doom! (Presses giant red button)

Maggie: NOOOOOO!!!!! (Runs around in circles screaming, smashes into door and collapses, temporarily stunned.)

YM: Oh no.

Maggie: I don't think I'm hurt. That badly.

YM: What? Oh I meant Oh no, I think the button to release the Evil Kaka of Doom is broken. Shoot!!! Must get that fixed.... Technically I don't really care if your hurt.

(Light bulb turns on over Maggies Head.)

Maggie: I know!! Lets put Link, Zelda and Gannondork (sorry I mean Gannondorf) in the room too!!!

YM: Yes that would be fun!!! But which Link and Zelda?

Maggie: 17 year old Link and Zelda.

YM: Ok works for me. Now we need a room.

(YM picks up Millennium controller and a room appears made from strong one- way mirror.)

Maggie: Ah Yami?

YM: What?

Maggie: You installed the mirrors backwards.

YM: (Sends Maggie evil glare and uses Millenium controller to reverse the mirrors.) There, happy?

Maggie: (says brightly) Yeah!

YM: Now to bring in the duelists.

Maggie: Yami?

YM: WHAT NOW?

Maggie: (cringes) Shouldn't we do the disclaimer first?

YM: Fine! You do it!

Maggie: But I don't wanna...

YM: Evil Kaka of Dooooom...

Maggie: OK! OK! I'll do it! But I don't want to!!!

YM: (Reaches for the giant red button.)

Maggie: Hah! The buttons broke, remember?

YM: But the backup button isn't. (Reaches toward stightly smaller red button.)

Maggie: Ahh! Okay! Yu-Gi-Oh and Zelda are not owned by us, they're owned by some big, fancy company that makes a lot of money offa them. We, however, are making no money offa this fanfic. The Evil Kaka of Doom is owned by us though and is a product of Yami Maggies weird, crazy, warped mind. And a kaka is a green parrot. Look it up in the dictionary. We don't own Zelda or GameCube or Nintendo either.

YM: Ok thats better. Now to bring in the people!!!

Maggie: I think the rooms too small.

YM: Picky picky picky. Ok now its bigger. (Makes room bigger) Satisfied?

Maggie: Yeah! Now you can continue.

YM: In the next chapter. Ok if anybodys reading this please review or flame or whatever. (Of course if you flame don't be suprised if I track you down and send you to the Shadow Realm!!!)

Maggie: Don't listen to her. Just please review.