The Battle Room
A/N: I am reposting this fanfic in the Yu-Gi-Oh catagory so more people can enjoy it, because I was not getting ANY reviewers in the crossovers catagory, so here it is.
Chapter 1
In a castle that is dark and stormy in a section of the Shadow Realm, Yami Maggie stares out into the black nothing that makes up most of the Shadow Realm.
Yami Maggie(YM): I'm bored. I managed to beat several evil people here and take control of a section of the Shadow Realm, and now I'm bored.
Maggie: Have you ever noticed it's always stormy here? And this place feels so...evil.
YM: DUH. Did you ever consider the fact that WE'RE EVIL?
Maggie: Nope, guess not.
YM: (Sigh) well I'm still bored.
(A light bulb mysteriously appears over YMs head. Suddenly, it turns on.)
YM: I got it! How about we put Yugi, his Yami, Kaiba, Mokuba, Joey, Malik, and Pegasus in a room togther and lock it! That'd be fun!!! We could call it the battle room!
Maggie: But they'd kill each other! And Pegasus doesn't have the Millennium eye anymore!
YM: Then I'll steal it back! Using my Millennium GameCube controller! Ahh the millennium GameCube controller. So powerful, no one knows about it....
Maggie: If you ask me, I think that power went to your head.
YM: Shut up, or I'll sick the Evil Kaka of Doom on you again!
Maggie: Ok ok. (Mutters quietly to herself) I still think that if you hold that anymore that it will become permanently attached to your hands...
YM: I heard that!!! Prepare for the Evil Kaka of Doom! (Presses giant red button)
Maggie: NOOOOOO!!!!! (Runs around in circles screaming, smashes into door and collapses, temporarily stunned.)
YM: Oh no.
Maggie: I don't think I'm hurt. That badly.
YM: What? Oh I meant Oh no, I think the button to release the Evil Kaka of Doom is broken. Shoot!!! Must get that fixed.... Technically I don't really care if your hurt.
(Light bulb turns on over Maggies Head.)
Maggie: I know!! Lets put Link, Zelda and Gannondork (sorry I mean Gannondorf) in the room too!!!
YM: Yes that would be fun!!! But which Link and Zelda?
Maggie: 17 year old Link and Zelda.
YM: Ok works for me. Now we need a room.
(YM picks up Millennium controller and a room appears made from strong one- way mirror.)
Maggie: Ah Yami?
YM: What?
Maggie: You installed the mirrors backwards.
YM: (Sends Maggie evil glare and uses Millenium controller to reverse the mirrors.) There, happy?
Maggie: (says brightly) Yeah!
YM: Now to bring in the duelists.
Maggie: Yami?
YM: WHAT NOW?
Maggie: (cringes) Shouldn't we do the disclaimer first?
YM: Fine! You do it!
Maggie: But I don't wanna...
YM: Evil Kaka of Dooooom...
Maggie: OK! OK! I'll do it! But I don't want to!!!
YM: (Reaches for the giant red button.)
Maggie: Hah! The buttons broke, remember?
YM: But the backup button isn't. (Reaches toward stightly smaller red button.)
Maggie: Ahh! Okay! Yu-Gi-Oh and Zelda are not owned by us, they're owned by some big, fancy company that makes a lot of money offa them. We, however, are making no money offa this fanfic. The Evil Kaka of Doom is owned by us though and is a product of Yami Maggies weird, crazy, warped mind. And a kaka is a green parrot. Look it up in the dictionary. We don't own Zelda or GameCube or Nintendo either.
YM: Ok thats better. Now to bring in the people!!!
Maggie: I think the rooms too small.
YM: Picky picky picky. Ok now its bigger. (Makes room bigger) Satisfied?
Maggie: Yeah! Now you can continue.
YM: In the next chapter. Ok if anybodys reading this please review or flame or whatever. (Of course if you flame don't be suprised if I track you down and send you to the Shadow Realm!!!)
Maggie: Don't listen to her. Just please review.
A/N: I am reposting this fanfic in the Yu-Gi-Oh catagory so more people can enjoy it, because I was not getting ANY reviewers in the crossovers catagory, so here it is.
Chapter 1
In a castle that is dark and stormy in a section of the Shadow Realm, Yami Maggie stares out into the black nothing that makes up most of the Shadow Realm.
Yami Maggie(YM): I'm bored. I managed to beat several evil people here and take control of a section of the Shadow Realm, and now I'm bored.
Maggie: Have you ever noticed it's always stormy here? And this place feels so...evil.
YM: DUH. Did you ever consider the fact that WE'RE EVIL?
Maggie: Nope, guess not.
YM: (Sigh) well I'm still bored.
(A light bulb mysteriously appears over YMs head. Suddenly, it turns on.)
YM: I got it! How about we put Yugi, his Yami, Kaiba, Mokuba, Joey, Malik, and Pegasus in a room togther and lock it! That'd be fun!!! We could call it the battle room!
Maggie: But they'd kill each other! And Pegasus doesn't have the Millennium eye anymore!
YM: Then I'll steal it back! Using my Millennium GameCube controller! Ahh the millennium GameCube controller. So powerful, no one knows about it....
Maggie: If you ask me, I think that power went to your head.
YM: Shut up, or I'll sick the Evil Kaka of Doom on you again!
Maggie: Ok ok. (Mutters quietly to herself) I still think that if you hold that anymore that it will become permanently attached to your hands...
YM: I heard that!!! Prepare for the Evil Kaka of Doom! (Presses giant red button)
Maggie: NOOOOOO!!!!! (Runs around in circles screaming, smashes into door and collapses, temporarily stunned.)
YM: Oh no.
Maggie: I don't think I'm hurt. That badly.
YM: What? Oh I meant Oh no, I think the button to release the Evil Kaka of Doom is broken. Shoot!!! Must get that fixed.... Technically I don't really care if your hurt.
(Light bulb turns on over Maggies Head.)
Maggie: I know!! Lets put Link, Zelda and Gannondork (sorry I mean Gannondorf) in the room too!!!
YM: Yes that would be fun!!! But which Link and Zelda?
Maggie: 17 year old Link and Zelda.
YM: Ok works for me. Now we need a room.
(YM picks up Millennium controller and a room appears made from strong one- way mirror.)
Maggie: Ah Yami?
YM: What?
Maggie: You installed the mirrors backwards.
YM: (Sends Maggie evil glare and uses Millenium controller to reverse the mirrors.) There, happy?
Maggie: (says brightly) Yeah!
YM: Now to bring in the duelists.
Maggie: Yami?
YM: WHAT NOW?
Maggie: (cringes) Shouldn't we do the disclaimer first?
YM: Fine! You do it!
Maggie: But I don't wanna...
YM: Evil Kaka of Dooooom...
Maggie: OK! OK! I'll do it! But I don't want to!!!
YM: (Reaches for the giant red button.)
Maggie: Hah! The buttons broke, remember?
YM: But the backup button isn't. (Reaches toward stightly smaller red button.)
Maggie: Ahh! Okay! Yu-Gi-Oh and Zelda are not owned by us, they're owned by some big, fancy company that makes a lot of money offa them. We, however, are making no money offa this fanfic. The Evil Kaka of Doom is owned by us though and is a product of Yami Maggies weird, crazy, warped mind. And a kaka is a green parrot. Look it up in the dictionary. We don't own Zelda or GameCube or Nintendo either.
YM: Ok thats better. Now to bring in the people!!!
Maggie: I think the rooms too small.
YM: Picky picky picky. Ok now its bigger. (Makes room bigger) Satisfied?
Maggie: Yeah! Now you can continue.
YM: In the next chapter. Ok if anybodys reading this please review or flame or whatever. (Of course if you flame don't be suprised if I track you down and send you to the Shadow Realm!!!)
Maggie: Don't listen to her. Just please review.
