Hi there! Welcome to my first fanfiction! ^^ I wasn't sure I should post it, but I thought it was fairly funny… I hope you all enjoy it! I don't own Legend of Zelda, obviously.
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Once upon a time, Link and Ganon were the best of bros. One day, when they were walking in the Hyrule hood, they decided to go pick some extra gangsta flowers. As they were swagging to the garden, they saw a girl. This girl was well known in Hyrule hood for being the princess of the HHH, the secret society of the Hyrule Hood Hoes. Everyone referred to her as Princess Zelda.
Zelda turned to the two bros and frowned. "Y'all better not be all up in my meth flowers, yo." She whipped out her piece menacingly.
Ganon responded by whipping out his own piece. "Meth flowers? What be those?"
"Well, if you play yo ocarina and play the Song of High, y'all will find yoselves in the Mirra' World."
Link pulled his electric ocarina from his pocket and tuned it. "Ready when you are, dawg."
Ganon immediately burst out into a swagalicious rap beat. "I see the hoes in the hood, they be drivin' all around, but they don't even know, all they know is goin' down."
Zelda nodded as Ganon rapped flawlessly.
"But I know all the shit, 'bout these parts and I am fly, and the bitches all love me, when I get 'em all high. High, high, high, high, oh so high, high, high, high, talkin' 'bout high, high, high, high, bitches get high, high, high, high, oh so high."
A fabulicious portal to the Mirra' World immediately opened before them. Beyond the portal, they could see a magnificent hall, the walls lined with mirrors. Link whistled approvingly. "Aw yeah… Such swagulous mirra's. Ain't they swagulous?"
Ganon nodded in approval. "Damn straight. They the swagginest."
Link nodded and turned to Zelda. "Ey, Zelda. Come 'ere." He pulled Zelda toward him and ripped her shirt off, not that it made much of a difference in how much skin was shown. "Ganon, you go on without me. I'll catch up with ya after I get wit' dis tasty ho right here."
"A'ight. Catch you lata', dawg." Ganon stepped through the portal, leaving Link to have his way with the princess of the HHH.
Ganon looked at his skin, only to see that it was a pearly white, almost blinding in nature, and his hair had changed to a deep black. "Whadda hell is dis shit?" He decided to vent his frustration in the way he usually did, through dope rhymes. "This portal, I went through it and turned all white as hell, now I'm really irritated and ducks." He scowled at the sudden interjection. He hadn't meant to add such a shitty word to his magnificent verses. "This goddamn Mirra' World is messin' wit' me. Only one way ta make sure I ain't white." He then broke into a hardcore breakdance, but before he even had the chance to begin, both of his legs snapped, proving he could not dance.
"Aw, HELL NAW!"
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