I.
"This may call for a proper introduction.
Don't you see?
Well, I'm just the narrator, and this is the prologue."
BEGIN
Once upon a time, there was a princess and a scholar.
The princess and the scholar were disagreeable creatures.
She sat on a golden throne adorned with roses.
He sat on a wooden chair in the castle's library.
She liked flowers.
He thought they were troublesome.
She was bold, adventurous, outgoing.
He was boring, dull, and lazy.
But what set them apart most of all was that she was named Temari and he, Shikamaru.
But hey, opposites attract, right?
