Wishlists: Bleach Style
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. But I can always dream...(sigh)
Summary: A look into what various Bleach Characters would like for Christmas.
I really wanted to write a random fanfic when I did this, and about Christmas too! So: TA-DA! Wishlists of various Bleach Characters! Yeah, this is gonna be totally dumb, but hopefully funny! Although I should be working on my Pikachu fanfic...(gulp) I'M SORRY!!! (runs away)
By the way, in case you can't figure it out, the italic writing under each item on the wishlist is what Ichigo has to say about it.
Ichigo's Christmas Wishlist
1. A New Shakespeare
Rukia totally destroyed my old one when she tried to read it (by the lake) and got fed up. Damn it all.
2. Autographs by Mike Ness and Al Pacino
They are my favourite celebrities, after all.
3. New Soul Candy
I do not want Kon around in my body any more – he makes me look like a freakin' stalker! I'm gonna lose my image, as well as have a thousand restraining orders against me at this rate...
4. A Cage (specifically designed for Kon)
Speaking of Kon, itd be handy for him to stop nagging me every dayHe is so annoying.
5. Chocolate
For some reason, nobody ever gives me chocolates, or chocolate-flavoured food. It's always strawberry-flavoured...
6. Wii, Wiimotes and Nunchuks
I only have a lousy Playstation. I really want the NarutoGekitou Ninja Taisen 2 game as well (Maybe I'll be able to beat Tasuki, finally)
7. A day without someone commenting on my name
For the last time, my name means "One Guardian", not "Strawberry", however much it may sound like it! There is nothing CUTE about my name so SHUT IT!
8. More allowance, please
Rukia made me spend it all on her stupid Chappy the Rabbit and Pokemon Merchandise!
9. Manga
Rukia keeps stealing all my Naruto, damn it! Besides, the new volume is out...
10. No Hollows for a day
It's getting annoying, running out of class every day with lame excuses. Tiring, too, to run everywhere 24/7
11. Never, ever, ever to fight Kenpachi again
There is no way in hell I'm ever fighting him again! It's hard enough believing I actually beat him once!
12. A better Seal of Approval
I am convinced mine is broken, stupid piece of crap. Its so freaking loud, and nobody even recognizes it...
13. To stop having to rescue people
First it was Rukia – now Orihime? Man...
14. A Sound-proof room
Do you have any idea how hard it is to talk about Shinigami matters in my household without somebody (coughDadcough) trying to listen at the door?
15. A new dad
Mine sucks. Anybody wanna trade for a day?
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I had one heck of a time writing this wishlist! Hope you enjoyed! Next: Rukia!
And...what I think of his wishlist:
1. LOL, I can imagine Rukia throwing it into the lake outta frustration this instant...
2. What? They are his favourite celebrities.
3 & 4. Kon sure does make Ichigo's life suck.
5. I have no clue if people give Ichigo strawberry-flavoured food. I'm betting they do, to piss him off.
6. I made him wanna get the Naruto game because if he got the Bleach game, it'd be totally awkward. I'm only guessing he has a Playstation, by the way people (besides, Sony sponsors Datte-bayo)
7. Rememeber how Ichigo reacted when Jidanbo commented on his name? XD
8. As for the crack about the Pokemon merchandise, you'll have to read my Pikachu, I Choose You: A Bleach Fanficto understand.
9. Manga is good. XD Besides, he lives in Japan.
10. It looks pretty tiresome to me.
11. I would be scared too, if I were Ichigo. XD
12. He does seem to complain about it a fair bit.
13. Ill LAUGH if he actually feels that way...
14. It seems like "privacy" does not exist in the Kurosaki residence.
15. This is my favourite out of all of these. XD Thank you, Zubi, for giving me this idea!!!
