From the Notebook of Sirius Orion Black:

What kind of name is Orion?

It was my grandfather's name, so they decided to make it my middle name, Remu- WAIT! REMUS! GET OUT OF MY NOTEBOOK!

I hope you know that it is pretty much impossible to 'get out' of a notebook, Padfoot.

Ah, shut up Moony. Ha ha. Moony, that sounds funny.

As I may recall, it was you who insisted on nicknaming me Moony. I wanted to be Wolfie.

As I said, shut up.

And if I don't shut up?

I seem to remember a time after one of our celebration parties…

wtf?

You know, after one of our victory parties?

Not getting it.

The one with about a million beers and a very cute Ravenclaw…

Huh? And what does this have to do with me shutting up?

The really cute Ravenclaw that you started snogging?

Oh! That Ravenclaw, the one with the blond hair and green eyes? Right! Good times, good times.

You're not getting it are you?

Get what...THAT RAVENCLAW!?

Oh, good, you do get it; I was beginning to think it was hopeless for you.

Damn, damn, damn. Wasn't that when I started to date Tina? And the hopeless line's for me to say to you!

Not this time dear Remus.

But I'm still not getting the me shutting up thing.

And I thought you were the smart one of us, I'll make it simple for you: you, drunk, snogging, Ravenclaw, have, girlfriend, very, violent, girlfriend, going, to, kill, you, when, finds, out?

Right, shutting up.

Anyways, before I was interrupted, I was going to inform you of my wonderful, brilliant, great, plan to get James and Lily together!

Which means it's going to suck.

Hey! I resent that! And why the heck are you writing in my private notebook, Wormtail?

Technically, it isn't really me writing in this, it's more of a Moony dictating what I have to write because you shut him up.

So that's why I heard Moony mumbling under his breath over there.

Actually, he was planning ways to kill you slowly and painfully. Something about angry violent girlfriend. Care to inform me?

No. Have you been listening all this time?

Ever the smart one, FYI, you can't listen to a conversation being written down.

Right! I knew that!

FYI, I was reading over your shoulders the entire time.

Right! I knew that too!

FYI-

Will you stop it with the FYI's?

Fine, for your information-

That means the same thing!

Isn't that the whole point?

…I dunno, is it?

So, back to the whole, it's going to suck part-

When'd you get back Remus?

Umm, since I decided that Peter wrote too slow?

Sure, let's go with that…and why does it suck?!?

Umm, cuz you had the idea?

Now, that was uncalled for!

Actually, I thought it was necessary.

Well, no-one asked what you thought. So, nyah!

So mature Padfoot.

I know, aren't I?

Now, my idea for getting James and Lily-flower together is this:

Quick! Hide the notebook McGonagall is heading this way!


CG: I hope you liked that first section! FYI (LOLez) this is going to be set around Christmas time, okay? okay. good. Glad to know we understand each other. Now I gotta go, my parents are hounding me to get off the labtop, BAIBAI!

Sirius: Wait, you mean you're just going to leave the readers without finding out what my awesome, brilliant idea?

CG: That's the idea!

Sirius: But, they have to find out!

CG: That what reviews do, Sirius darling, no I really gotta go. Later.

Sirius: But! Wait up!