(A/N This is just a story I wanted to when I was listening to "Scotty doesn't know" by Lustra I thought it was funny but you probrably won't but still RxR please!

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EPOV

"Emmett why is the band Lustra is our back yard?" I asked, I dont't even know why I asked this,this is Emmett we're talking about.

"Great, your here we can start now!" he said while pushing me to sit down in a chair that was right in front of the band. I was starting to get worried because he has these little phases were he wants to persue knew things in his life like back in the mid 60's he wanted to be a hippie and smoke pot all day, well needless to say it didn't work, go figure, I mean you think he would know that we can't smoke anything or we start to through up and he got mad because his hair would'nt grow out and he made the hippies terrified of him because he would chase after them saying "DON'T RUN! I WON'T HURT YOU! I JUST WANT TO BE A HIPPIE! PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU AND TEACH ME!" I started to laugh thinking back to those days. Then I heard Emmett cleary his throat looking a little mad that I wasn't paying attention to him.

"Pay attention when I talk!" he yelled "OK, Edward I have something to tell you but I didn't just want to tell you I wanted to sing it to you! So here goes nothing" Just as he was about to count off for the band to play I stood up and said,"Whoa, wait your not trying to tell me your gay and you love are you because I don't swing that way. Your my Brother nothing more I flat-" Before I could finish Emmett yelled, " NO YOU SICK PERV IM NOT GAY! AND SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO THE SONG JEEZ YOU SICKO!" I sat down and crossed my arms over my chest and wondered when this was going to be over.

The band started to play and Emmett started to sing,

"EDWARD DOESN'T KNOW THAT ROSALIE AND ME

DO IT IN HIS CAR EVERY SUNDAY, WE TELL HIM

WE'RE AT THE MALL BUT WE REALLY DON'T

GO STILL I'M TAKING OFF HER CLOSE AND

EDWARD DOESN'T KNOW, NO EDWARD

DOESN'T KNOW-

''IM GOING TO KILL YOU EMMETT'' I said as he started to run off the the stage. I caught him as he was making his way to the house and pulled him on the ground hitting his face and yelling

"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO FELICIA"

All the while he was just laughing saying "You named your car Felicia?"

this only made me furious so I continued to beat him up until I got bored.