A.N. In this parody Trolls and Bergens are the same size. Instead of being different species they're more like different nationalities of the same species.

Also, originally I wasn't going to write and post this parody so soon. But after seeing how popular Trolls parodies of other films were becoming I figured "Uh-oh, I'd better get my idea written and posted soon before someone else beats me to it". XD

Three Trolls were happily riding their horses down to the beach. One was orange with pink hair and a mustache, and due to his outfit was obviously a knight. His name was Sir Peppy, one of the most loyal knights of King Gristle Jr, the ruler of all the lands. Especially the capital of these lands, Trollgenlot.

The purple Troll with lavender hair was Peppy's wife Lady Lilac. And the smallest Troll, pink all over and riding a foal instead of a full-grown horse, was their daughter Poppy.

"Come on!" Poppy said to her parents as they started to near the beach.

Once they arrived her parents stopped their horses and got down, but Poppy instead stood on her horse pretending to fly.

"Daddy!" She giggled.

Laughing, Sir Peppy picked her up off her horse and held her higher in the air before falling down on purpose so that they could tumble in the sand.

"Daddy, do you really have to go?" Poppy pouted after they stopped tumbling.

"I'm afraid I must Poppy." Sir Peppy smiled, even though he wasn't happy about leaving either. "You know the king's knights will be here soon."

"Tell me again why you became a knight." Poppy smiled pleadingly.

"Poppy, you've heard it a thousand times." Lady Lilac laughed with a roll of her eyes.

"Oh it's okay dear, I love telling this story." Sir Peppy grinned before beginning the story: "Well Poppy, before you were born the land was dark and treacherous. Originally Bergens and Trolls were at least rivals, if not enemies, due to their different perspectives in life. We Trolls have always believed in having fun and expressing our love for each other, but Bergens used to be more serious. They viewed our fun as a waste of time, and thought that showing love softened you and made you unable to protect yourself. Fortunately years later a Bergen king, King Gristle, knew that the kingdom would be stronger if we all got along, and so formed a compromise: the Trolls would learn how to work harder, and in exchange festivals and holidays would be formed so that the Bergens would have time to have fun as well. This worked out wonderfully, until King Gristle mysteriously died.

After that Bergens and Trolls started to distrust each other again, blaming each other for the king's death. This grew until Bergens even started distrusting each other, though Trolls never suffered such a fate. Fortunately we were able to use our ability to show love to prevent it. The only hope for peace was in the legend of the sword Peacekeeper. For it was said that only the true king could pull this magical sword from its stone and reunite the people. Many tried, even Trolls, but all failed.

And then, on the very day that you were born, an unexpected hero stepped forth. He was thought to be a mere Bergen orphan named Chris, but after he succeeded in pulling the sword it was revealed that he was really Gristle Jr, King Gristle's missing son who had disappeared when he was a baby.

With Peacekeeper at his side, King Gristle Jr led us out of the darkness and back into the light his father had originally brought upon the land. And together, we built the greatest kingdom on Earth. Everyone rejoiced."

"Trollgenlot!" Poppy laughed as she danced.

"And so these two rings represent the unity of our kingdom, one ring representing Bergens and the other Trolls." Sir Peppy showed Poppy his shield, which had a symbol of two rings on it. "As a knight I took an oath, to protect Trollgenlot, King Gristle Jr, and Peacekeeper."

The sound of a horn called, announcing the arrival of the other knights.

"The knights are here!" Poppy pointed excitedly.

"I must go now Poppy." Sir Peppy said after they mounted and headed back up the path. "King Gristle Jr has summoned his knights for a special day in Trollgenlot." He then kissed Lady Lilac. "Goodbye." He said softly to his wife and daughter before going over to the other knights.

"I'm coming with you daddy!" Poppy started to catch up with him.

"Yes, when you're old enough Poppy I will take you to Trollgenlot. I promise!" He called as he neared the other knights. "I love you!"

"One day I will be a knight." Poppy smiled, having stopped her horse. "Like daddy."

"Let's go!" Sir Peppy said to the other knights as he galloped on.

The knights galloped after him and made the journey into Trollgenlot. They started to sing as they grew nearer to the kingdom:

United we stand
Now and forever
In truth
Divided we fall

Hand upon hand
Brother to brother
No one
Shall be greater than all

They continued singing as they entered the kingdom, greeting those they knew who worked in and around the palace. Sir Peppy himself greeted a gray Troll boy, who at first looked sad but cheered up upon seeing Sir Peppy.

At the doors to the palace were King Gristle Jr and his new wife Queen Bridget, with their pet flying lizard Barnabas. But don't let his species fool you, Barnabas was actually very clever for a lizard and as loyal as a dog (along with being the size of a toy breed).

United we stand
Now and forever
In truth
Divided we fall

Hand upon hand
Brother to brother
No one
Shall be greater than all

KING GRISTLE JR
It's been ten years
We celebrate
All that made our kingdom great
Liberty, and justice, for all

Each of us will now divide
In equal shares
Our countryside
Promising equality for all who reside!

King Gristle Jr, Queen Bridget, and Barnabas led the knights into a room that consisted of a round table surrounded by chairs for not only King Gristle Jr, but also Queen Bridget and the knights.

As they neared the room, a stern-looking female Bergen knight joined them...but did not join in as the knights continued singing...

United we stand
Now and forever
In truth
Divided we fall

Hand upon hand
Brother to brother
No one
Shall be greater than all

As they finished singing, the knights moved their swords into the sheaths on the chairs so that they could sit more comfortably. But before they sat, they raised their shields to catch the light as they declared the virtues they believed in:

"Liberty!"

"Justice!"

"Trust!"

"Freedom!"

"Peace!"

"Honor!"

"Goodness!"

"Strength!"

"Valor!" Sir Peppy grinned at King Gristle Jr, who smiled back.

"ME!" The stern female Bergen slammed her shield onto the table. "Charming sing-along, now let's get down to business. I've waited a long time for this day. What about my new lands?"

"Lady Chef, always thinking of yourself." King Gristle Jr shook his head disappointedly. "As Knights of the Round Table our obligations are to the people, not to ourselves. Lands will be divided according to each person's needs."

"Then I need more than everyone." Chef declared. "I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I thought you were running a charity."

"The king has decided!" Sir Peppy slammed his fist on the table defensively.

"Then it's time for a new king...or new queen, rather." Chef glared before smiling. "Specifically, me."

"I will not serve a false ruler." Sir Peppy glared, almost growling, as the other knights muttered their agreement.

"Then serve...A DEAD ONE!" Chef suddenly brought out a mace from underneath the table and hopped onto the table.

As she rushed to try to kill King Gristle Jr the other knights hopped onto the table in the king's defense. Sir Peppy led the charge, attacking Chef only to be whacked off the table. Other knights fought, but were knocked down as well. Fortunately King Gristle Jr grabbed Peacekeeper and was able to use it to block Chef's attack, sending Chef spinning through the air and to the floor on the other side of the table. Realizing that she was no match for Peacekeeper, Chef decided to take this opportunity to escape.

"One day that sword will be in my hand." She declared as she started to leave. "And all will be mine!"

The other knights went after her, but she closed the doors, blocked them, and vanished before they could even hit her with a spear.

"Why did you ever let her become a knight in the first place?" Queen Bridget shook her head.

"She claimed she was an old follower of my father, and I believed her." King Gristle Jr sighed. "But now I'm starting to think that she was the one who killed my father, and maybe even caused my disappearance."

"I believe you're right dear." Queen Bridget sighed.

"Sir Peppy!" A knight gasped.

Concerned, King Gristle Jr and Queen Bridget turned and saw that Sir Peppy was lying still on the ground.

"Is he all right?" Another knight asked.

He clearly wasn't, because he wasn't even breathing.

"Sir Peppy..." King Gristle Jr said sadly.

Back on Sir Peppy, Lady Lilac, and Poppy's farm Poppy was practicing being a knight by attacking a snowman she had made that morning out of the newly fallen snow. She then noticed people on horseback appearing nearby.

"Mom, listen, daddy!" She said happily.

She then dismounted from her horse and ran to the knights, happily looking for her dad amongst the knights. However she grew concerned as more knights passed, until she saw a sled being pulled by the last one. The sled had a body, with a shield, on it.

"No..." She said softly, her heart breaking.

A funeral was held nearby for Sir Peppy.

"Your husband died saving my life." King Gristle Jr sadly explained to Lady Lilac as he handed her Sir Peppy's shield. "Saving Trollgenlot. Lady Lilac, the gates of Trollgenlot will always be open for you."

Lilac and Poppy sobbed. Their co-farmworkers, Biggie and Cooper, were sad as well.

"Sir Peppy, was my most trusted knight." King Gristle Jr then said to everyone. "And also, my dear dear friend. We will always remember how he bravely upheld the ideals of Trollgenlot."

King Girstle Jr raised his sword in salute, and the other knights copied him. Poppy went over to her father's grave to look at the two-ring symbol on it, and then couldn't stand it anymore. She ran to her horse to hug him, and then stayed there. With the exception of her horse, she just wanted to be by herself for a while.

The years passed and the pain of her dad's death never lessened. However, her determination to become a knight increased.