One-shot, if people ask might turn into a two-shot with a lemon ;3
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto... not matter how much I want to .
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Inspiration: The last chapter of the regular Naruto and the first three chapters of Naruto Shippuden! x3
"What a bother", Shikamaru said as he and Temari walked out of the Hokage's office, "Exam proctor again, I just want to take a nap". He yawned.
Temari stared at him disbelieving, she had gotten to know the leaf-nin in the past two years but she just didn't get how one person could be so lazy.
"Let's go lazybones, by the time we get there it may have already ended", she smirked, "Your pathetic".
"Troublesome women", Shikamaru muttered. He paused, gazing into the disance, "Is that?", he questioned quietly, he broke into a grin, "Hey Naruto!", he called out.
"Shikamaru, long time no see, two years!", Naruto said, with his trademark goofy grin as Sakura trailed behind him, rolling her eyes.
No way, that midget?, Temari asked herself as she glanced up at Naruto, "he grew!"
"You on a date too?", Naruto asked, putting his hands behind his head.
"Oh, please as if", Temari answered with a roll of her teal eyes.
Shikamaru snorted, "No way, we're just on our way to the Chunin exams", he paused, "Say Naruto when are you going to be a Chunin. Everyone's already one, even Sakura and she", he gestured at Temari, "is a Jonin".
"What!?", Naruto asked, mouth agape as Temari and Sakura nodded, amirking slightly.
"Anyways", Shikamaru stuck his hands into his pockets, "Gotta go".
"That's Naruto?", Temari asked as soon as they walked out of earshot, "That one midget?"
"Yup", Shikamaru smirked, "but he's as obnoxious as ever, some things just never change".
"Ugh. I really could use a nap", Shikamaru told Temari.
She hit him on the head, exasperated.
"Quit your whining, there's only two parts of the Chunin exams left now anyways and we don't even have to deal with the second part, so let's eat", Temari smirked, "and your paying", she finished as she dragged him out the door.
"Troublesome woman", he muttered.
"Excuse me", Temari turned to him, eyes flashing, "Did you say something, you fucktard?"
Shikamaru shook his head, he was scared.
"Dad", he yelled as he caught sight of him, "help me", he whispered as his dad came closer.
Shikaku took in the scene before him, the quad pony-tailed Sand-nin was pulling at the shadow ninja, he smiled, oh yes did his son have his hands full with this woman, smirking he shook his head at his son and walked away.
"How about a nap", Shikamaru asked after realizing his dad wasn't going to help him.
"No, we're going to eat", Temari replied, she slid her hand from Shikamaru's arm to his hand, then proceeded to drag him through the village.
Shikamaru's heart skipped a beat.
"Troublesome woman", he muttered, not liking the way her touch was making him feel. Temari abruptly stopped, they were at the Ramen stand.
"Troublesome, bother, bothersome, are those the only words you know", she asked as she sat on a stool.
Shikamaru followed her, sitting on a stool next to her, "Too much work, naptime and ugh, are others I know", he smirked.
She raised a golden brow, "Anything...postive? You talk like an old man".
"Beautiful", he whispered.
Temari felt her heat clench, this lazy ninja was making her feel this way with one word, a word that probaly wasn't even directed at her, angrily she wolfed down her bowl of noodles, then signalled for another.
"Jeesh Temari, you okay?", Shikamaru asked. She glared at him and hit him on the head.
"Shut up".
Shikamaru widened his eyes and gave her a wad of cash, he stretched.
"I'm going to take a nap", he got up and left.
"That your boyfriend?", the vendor asked her.
Temari gagged, "Why would you think that?"
The vendor raised a brow, "You seriously don't know?"
Shikamaru laid down in his favorite place, the hill that was centured in the middle of Konoha. How he loved this place, so secluded and quiet. He looked up at the clouds and then closed his eyes.
Why does my heart start pounding so hard when I'm around that obnoxious Sand-nin, ugh, she's so loud, so annoying, so beautiful...
Shikamaru opened his eyes with a groan. Man, just like my dad, I had to fall in love with a controlling woman. How troublesome.
"Shikamaru!", yelled a voice.
He lifted his head, looking for the person that had called him.
"Get your butt down here now!", went the voice. Shikamaru groaned inwardly as he saw the Sand-nin standing with her hands on her hips.
"Why don't you come here", he asked her with a yawn.
"Fine, but your gonna regret it", Temari warned.
Shikamaru smirked. On no you will.
"Shikamaru, what's with the smirk", Temari asked, cautiously. She knew no matter how lazy the pony-tailed nin was, he would always have something up his sleeve, for he was always thinking, planning, plotting.
"I was thinking", he began slowly.
"All right, keep it coming", the Sand-nin replied, slowly.
"Let's make out".
Temari did a double take. Just who did that lazy ninja think he was?
"Stop playing around Shikamaru, let's go!"
Shikamaru's hand lashed out, causing Temari to fall down from both suprise and impact. Did he just do that...did he just seem...energetic?
Shikamaru's hands cupped Temari's chin, bringing her face closer to his. He kissed her cautiously, when realizing that Temari wasn't going to beat him up. He moved his lips and gave Temari's lips a lick, asking for entrance. Her lips fell open and his tounge came in, tracing every path in her mouth... battling with Temari's tounge and winning. He let his hands trail to Temari's chest and he gave them a rub.
They drew apart after many heated minutes.
"Did that seem like I was playing around, Temari?", he asked her, letting his fingers trail down her shoulder which sent shivers through the Sand-nin's body.
"Did you just kiss me like that?", she asked him.
"Yeah..."
"Who knew? What happened to the lazy ninja?", she teased him.
"Oh don't worry it's still there", Shikamaru yawned.
Temari hit his head exasperated, then she kissed him.
Shikamaru remembered something that his dad had told him once. Even the hardest of women will show a softer side to the man they love.
Shikamaru grinned. Looks like in a way Temari had confessed. They drew apart.
"Stop smirking, you lazy ninja or I'll slap that smirk of your face".
His smile fell off. How troublesome.
Temari grinned at him as if she knew Shikamaru's thoughts, winding her fingers through Shikamaru's she pulled him up.
"Let's go, we need to get back to the Chunin Exams".
"What a bother".
"I knew it! I knew the two of you were on a date!", Naruto told the new couple as his eyes trailed down to their entwined hands.
"Whatever", Shikamaru went.
"Bye, Naruto", Temari smirked at the blonde ninja.
"Wait answer me, are you two dating?", Naruto asked them.
Goodbye, Naruto", They said together as they left a confused Naruto behind them. They smiled at each other. It would be their secret for now.
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