Broken Condom, by Dickfart
One day Goku was busy pretending he didn't know what sex with Chichi was so he could go train more, but then Frieza, Cell, Super Buu, Radditz, Nappa, Broly, Turles, Bojack, and Donkey Kong came over.
"Oh shit, I better call the Z-squad," said Goku. He instant transmissioned away and then instant transmissioned back.
"Kakarot, what the fuck?" said Vegeta. He was the entire Z-squad now that everyone was 438502934875029348572093457823405245028457203958 times weaker than both of them. Vegeta was just mad because he was in the middle of boning his wife like a normal husband would. Goku didn't give him enough time to get dressed, so he was nekkid.
"Fuck?" said Cell. "I can do that. Perfectly, I might add."
"Oh, you dog," said Frieza, blushing. Cell wrapped his arms around Frieza and started dry humping him.
"Sex is boring. Where's the food?" said Buu.
"Up your butt," said Radditz. "And I'd sure like to be up YOUR butt right now, brother."
"Only if I can be up Vegeta's butt," said Goku.
"Fool! You don't just sodomize the prince of all Saiyans!" said Vegeta, but Goku spit in his hand and lubed his bulging Shen-dong. Then he slid his cock into Vegeta's asshole.
"That's OK, Vegeta. Just slide your royal rod into my tight, bald asshole, like old times," said Nappa, sliding his butthole onto his royal highness's cock.
Radditz was going to fuck Goku, but Broly cut in front of him. "KAKAROT!" he said in Dick Mangina's voice, and he stuffed his true super saiyan schlong into Goku. Radditz, mad, teamed up with Turles, Bojack, and Donkey Kong and quadruple-dicked that cunt Broly. Broly didn't care because he wanted a piece of that Kaka ass, but so did everyone else, so they would have to stab their penises through Broly to get to Goku.
"It's too much. We need to recruit Nappa!" said Radditz, and he and the others completied the circle of fuck by pulling Broly's super stuffed ass toward Nappa. The penetrating collision hit with so much force that it broke the continent in half. Also, five great dicks exploded out of Broly's gross abs, and once more in Dick Mangina's voice Broly barked "KAKAROOOOTTTTTT" until he died.
Five blood covered dicks would then squeeze into Goku's rectum, and he felt an intense release of cum from his urethra. All the other saiyans came and their sperm flowed through Goku and into Vegeta, impregnating him with six babies on the spot. And he even got his jollies off with Nappa's ass.
"How do you like that, FRIEZA?" said Vegeta. "When my children explode out of my makeshift vagina, the Saiyan race will be born anew and YOU WILL PAY."
"Mmmpfffmmm," said Frieza, his tongue so deep inside of Cell's mouth that it was tickling the inside of Cell's perfect asshole.
"HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME?" Vegeta said.
"Boring," said Buu, farting into a cake and then eating it, until he got an idea. He thrust his pink rubber dick out so far it whipped halfway across the world just to find the WORLD CHAMP ASS of Mr. Satan, Buu's gay lover. Now he wasn't bored anymore. Everyone wins, except for Broly, who died of being a broken condom.
The End
