a day in the desert

A/N: this takes place in season 8, and I also be adding some other characters.

Doc in Valhalla, and radio sounds.

Come in Command. Come in Command, this is Medical Officer Dufresne. I have arrived at Freelancer Program Simulation Outpost Seventeen. Command? Come in? Come in, this is Medical Officer Dufresne. I have reached FPS Outpost 17. Doc said on the radio.

Hey, down here, we're over here! Hey, come down here! Simmons yelled at Doc.

Never mind Command, I think I see the objective. Stupid radio doesn't work anyway. What else is new. Doc said to Simmons, turn off the radio in his helmet.

Doc runs down to Simmons and a dead Donut.

Holy cow, Simmons! Is that you? Doc said to Simmons.

Oh, hey Doc. Man, I didn't know they'd send you. Simmons replied to Doc.

Yeah, we got the radio call and I was the closest medic so they sent me. But I didn't know it'd be you guys! Small galaxy, huh? Man, we got a lotta catching up to do. So what's up, somebody hurt or what? What's going on? Doc explains to Simmons.

Him. Simmons said to Doc looking at Donut on the ground.

Him? Um, he's dead. Doc replied to Simmons.

Yeah, he is. He was shot. Simmons replied to Doc.

Um, Simmons, I know it's been a while since we've seen each other, and I have increased my skill as a medic in that time, but dead is still pretty much outside my jurisdiction. Doc said to Simmons.

Man, I just didn't know they'd send you. Simmons said to Doc.

Yeah, you said that already. Hey is everything okay with you? Doc said to Simmons.

What're you talkin' about? Doc asked Simmons.

I didn't mean for you to get involved, I'm sorry, really. Simmons said to Doc.

Sorry about what? Doc asked Simmons.

Doc turns around and sees Wash and the Meta.

Uh oh. Doc said worried.

He's sorry about us. Washington said to Doc.

The Meta hits Doc and turns black.

Meanwhile at the deserts, Grif looking at a desert field with Tucker approaching him.

Hey Grif, what's up? Tucker said to Grif.

Hm? Oh. Hey Tucker. Grif said to Tucker.

What're you doing? Tucker asked Grif.

Well, Sarge told me to bury all the bodies from our battle... Grif replied to Tucker.

That's a lotta graves. Lotta holes to fill. Bow chicka bow wow. Tucker said to Grif.

And now I can't find 'em, because the bodies were piled up over here, by these stone pillars, and then the wind came and blew sand all over the damn things. Grif said to Tucker.

So I guess they're already buried. Good job dude. Tucker said to Grif.

I like the way you think. Grif replied to Tucker.

Sarge approaches both of them.

Grif, what the hell are you doing up here? I thought I told you to bury those... bodies. What? Sarge said to Grif.

He did, he buried the shit out of them, look. Tucker said to Sarge.

What the- I only gave you that order five minutes ago. How'd you do it so fast? Did you help him? Sarge said confused.

Help him? Dude, we've been fighting for like eight years, haven't you learned anything about me yet? I'm a lover, not a digger. Tucker replied to Sarge.

Yeheah, maybe he woulda helped me if some of the bodies were dead ladies. ...And I realise that sounded a lot creepier than what I intended. Grif said to Sarge.

Well, does someone wanna say a few words? Sarge asked Grif and Tucker.

Words? Grif said confused.

Yes, these men were soldiers. Even if they were enemy soldiers, they still deserve a eulogy. Sarge replied to Grif and Tucker.

Well don't look at me, I'm a lover not a talker. Hey dude, you wanna make another sex with dead people joke? Tucker said to Grif.

No, I think I hit my quota. Grif replied to Tucker.

Well what about your buddy mister cult leader? Sarge said to Grif and Tucker.

Church hovering around a rock with aliens in tow.

So, then was one guy, said some things to another guy, and the people liked it. And that's pretty much that. Church said to aliens.

It's not his fault, those aliens just worship this ancient technology. And the people who made it. Huh huh what's a brother gonna do? Tucker said to Sarge and Grif.

Who in Sam Hell worships technology? Sarge said confused.

Are they from the Internet? Grif said to Sarge.

Caboose comes from behind the rock following the aliens.

Yes, this is just very interesting. I understand everything that is being said. Good. Caboose said to himself.

Caboose, what're you doing, get outta there. Tucker said seriously to Caboose.

Caboose stands in front of Tucker and the others.

It's not fair! Hya- I worshiped Church, way before it was cool to worship him. Caboose replied to Tucker.

Hey, I already told you, that's still not cool. That will never, be cool. Ever. Grif said to Caboose.

Church floats next to Caboose.

Oh hey there guys. How's life among all the non-deities? Pretty lame, I bet! Pretty sure none of you've been worshiped all day long today.Weak! Church said to them.

Dya think you guys might be milkin' this just a bit? Sarge said to Church.

Hey, do you want to tell the big group of deadly aliens that they're mistaken and he's not who they think he is? Tucker said to Sarge.

Hm, I see your point. Hey, your circular holiness! How 'bout delivering the eulogy? We're buryin' most of these guys 'cause of you anyway. Sarge said to Tucker.

The aliens appear right behind Church.

I don't come to think of it now sometime maybe the greatest leader blue team and... Before Church could say a word a portal opens from behind him.

Everyone didn't say a word and stared at the portal.

What the hell? Grif said confused.

Where is that all portal? Tucker said.

Until the end of vehicle came out from the portal, a Fiat 500 along with Lupin and Pearl, Jigen, Goemon the Fiat landed in the sand.

Everyone did not say a word but stood there in shock.

What type of car is this what type of car is this? Caboose asked curiosity.

Lupin and Pearl step out of the car and tried to get out from the sand.

Wait a minute, look at that jacket. Sarge said look at Lupin's jacket.

So what he's wearing a Blue Jackets. Grif said to Sarge

That's the point Griffith more Blues oh the irony. Sarge said in a depressing way.

So what I mean there's not enough red soldiers around. Tucker said to Sarge.

Well I guess having the new members of our team and something else but what the hell. Church said.

Hi there my name is Lupin the Third and this is Pearl my girlfriend. Lupin said introduce himself and Pearl.

you're so lucky. Tucker said to Lupin.

Of course I'm always the luckiest man and of course I've been through a lot. Lupin said to Tucker.

You really have to say that. Pearl said to Lupin.

It just the reason I thought you out of trouble when you got in trouble with Garnet, lied to Garnet about trying to fuse with her. Lupin said to Pearl.

*Sigh* you know you are right after all I mean I wish you really did have to defend me for that. Pearl said to Lupin.

Jigen and Goemon also got out from the Fiat.

Yo what's up? Jigen said.

Who are you? Goemon said.

Let me to explain this to say my name is Tucker and this is Caboose the idiot and Church the floating bowling ball asshole! Tucker explains to them.

We're also called The Blue Team. Caboose said.

And I'm Sarge leader red team and this is Griff the lazy good-for-nothing, Simmons and Donut is back in Valhalla. Sarge said.

So that's Church. Lupin said looking at Church.

So I cannot believe my own eyes to even if I can punch of aliens or also standing right in front of Us. Jigen said.

You idiots shut up. Hey Globey, you makin' a speech or ain't ya? Sarge said to Church.

Hey sure no problem. I did a sermon just the other day that the aliens loved. Church replied to Sarge.

Church floats up next to the Reds and Tucker, Lupin and Pearl, Jigen and Goemon.

Tucker, Lupin and Pearl, Jigen, Goemon and the Reds join Caboose and the Ailens.

Attention true believers. And... other people. We are here today to pay our final, and our first, respects, to the dearly departed. But first, I'd like you all to join me in a song, in honor of me. Hm. I am the best. Church said to them.

Skip it. Grif and Sarge both said to Church.

Fine. Okay, uh, in the beginning, there was darkness. And uh, and out from the darkness came a voice. And it said... Church said to them.

Church sees an armored figure in the distance.

And it said... Uh... Uh-out- out from the darkness came... Out from the darkness... Church said confusingly errors.

Is his playback skipping? Grif said confused.

Well I'm not sure because he is still robot. Lupin said it to himself.

Maybe I can fix them up. Pearl said.

Maybe he needs a reboot. Good thing I wore my boots. I'll reboot him right in the keister. Hheh heh. Sarge said.

I don't see how that's going to help is mechanical failure problems. Jigen said to Sarge.

Yeah you're right. Sarge replied to Jigen.

Out from the darkness came uh, someone. I'll be right back. Church said to them.

Church floats away in the direction of the armored figure.

Uh oh, the natives are getting restless. Caboose, get up there and stall 'em, I'll figure out what's going on. Tucker said to Caboose.

I'm coming with you though. Lupin said to Tucker.

I want to see what's his mechanical problems. Pearl said.

Thanks guys I do appreciate the help. Tucker said to Lupin and Pearl.

Tucker, Lupin and Pearl chases after Church and Caboose stands in front of the Ailens.

Yes, and out of the darkness came someone!And that someone was me! Yes. And I said, funerals are sad, and we should have a birthday party instead, yes! Yes, let there be cake! Um, hallelujah, gesundheit. Caboose said to the Aliens.

Church chasing the unknown figure.

Hey you! Hold on a second, who are you? Hey I'm talkin' to you, what are you deaf? What are you... Before Church could say anything else you felt like you remember the familiar place.

The figure runs into a temple, which suddenly turns into blue base from Valhalla.

What? Church said even more confused.

Church! Hey Church, what're you doing out here man? Tucker said to Church.

Hu-whu? Church said in random words.

Tucker, Lupin and Pearl approaches behind him.

The aliens don't like it when you leave them alone. And I don't like it when the aliens don't like stuff. Tucker said to Church.

Yeah besides, it's not like you like that. Lupin said to Church.

It's almost like your circuit boards are metal functioning. Pearl said to Church.

Did you see him? Church said to Tucker, Lupin and Pearl.

Who? Tucker said confused.

Yeah there is no one else here except for us. Lupin said to Church.

The person, from the darkness, the- no, th- that's not right, that's not right. Well did you see? Church said to them.

Technically I know you must be things. Lupin said to Church.

Are you must have mental functions problems. Pearl said to Church.

And of course I do not have middle function problems. Church said to Pearl.

Okay okay jeez you don't have to be so angry. Pearl replied to Church.

Sarge, Jigen and Goemon, Grif approach them.

What's he talkin' about? Jigen asked Lupin.

Well I don't know that church was talking about he saw something. Lupin replied to Jigen.

And what exactly is that something about? Goemon asked Lupin.

Well he said something that he remembered. Pearl said to Goemon.

Caboose appears behind Tucker and Lupin.

Is he having more memories? Caboose asked.

God dammit does he really have to sneak up like that? Lupin said to Tucker.

Yeah I know how and why he likes to do that. Tucker replied to Lupin.

Is he having more memories? Caboose asked Tucker.

Yep. Tucker replied to Caboose.

Did he remember me this time? Caboose asked Tucker.

Nope. Tucker replied to Caboose.

I saw a canyon, and uh, a waterfall. And there was some kinda dark figure there. Church said to them.

A canyon with a waterfall, where would that be? Lupin said with some suspicious.

Yeah, but where could that be? Church said to himself.

Uh, that sounds like our new bases. Grif replied.

Everyone did not say a word and stared at Grif.

Wait what did you say? Lupin said to Grif confused.

It does? It does! Caboose said confused himself.

Why did you not tell all of us about this!??! Lupin said to Caboose.

Um, I didn't remember it? Caboose replied to Lupin.

Really I mean you can never remember anything. Lupin said to Caboose.

No wonder because he's always Clueless. Tucker said to Lupin.

Sometimes I'm sorry I even told you that story. Grif said to himself

What exactly story did you tell him? Jigen said to Grif.

You know what lights should definitely keep my mouth shut. Grif replied to Jigen.

To Be Continued...

A/N: Lupin and Pearl, Jigen, Goemon. they got themselves ended up in the the Red vs Blue universe. Church/Epsilon was starting to remember some stuff of something. see y'all in the next chapter.