So this is just a one-shot idea. Nothing too spell. It was written a long time ago, nearly five years, but I wanted to post it for you all so here you go. Note: This isn't meant to be taken serious. It's all for humor.
Dipper gulped as he looked at Bill, who was better known as "Bipper" in his body. The crazy dorito had some sort of weird thing planned, and the boy knew he wasn't going to like it.
And he was right.
The two of them were on top of a large hill in a small cart of sorts. The ghost kid looked over the edge at the large hill, and let out a small whine, shrinking back slightly in the cart. He looked back at Bipper, who was holding on the handle of said cart.
"Y-you can't be serious about this.."
"Oh but I am, Pine Tree!" he chuckled. "This is going to be LOTS of fun!"
"But we could die!" Dipper protested.
"So? What's it matter to you? You're already a ghost."
"You're in MY body, Bill! So if you die, so will I!"
"Relax kid. You won't die! Tales won't let that happen to you!"
"Wait, who?"
"Doesn't matter. Let's do this!"
Bipper ran down the hill, pushing the cart, and Dipper screamed loudly, before the other male jumped in the cart beside him, laughing madly at the up coming edge. There was one thing that he learned that he was never going to do again.
He was never going to make a deal with a crazy dorito again.
Nor allow him to watch TV.
Ever.
And that's that you guys. Hope you all enjoyed this rather shot one-shot. Been a long time since I wrote a fanfic here. Might as well let you all know I'm not dead, considering I dropped off this site for like, four years. For good reasons though, but eh, I'm here I guess. Dunno for how long though. This place isn't like how it used to be, so I might leave for good, but we'll see how it goes.
Anyway, hope you all enjoyed. See you guys in whatever I post/update next.
