I had this idea when I was very bored, though all the ideas I have when I'm bored turn out to be very good stories…funny how t

I had this idea when I was very bored, though all the ideas I have when I'm bored turn out to be very good stories…funny how that works, huh? My real name is really not Niltiac, but I had to use that name because my parents don't like it when I release my real name in the internet. Oh well, enjoy! This will contain spoilers from the manga.

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I stared at the computer screen in front of me. I clicked the mouse. "Yes, a new chapter of Deidara's Kitty has been submitted by me, Niltiac!!" Yes, I'm a yaoi mega-fan. Yes, my favorite manga and anime is Naruto. To sum it up, I'm a yaoi Naruto mega-fan.

I hadn't realized that my annoying little brother had walked into the room, and read the chapter I had just written.

"You should stop writing that weird gay stuff…"

"It's called yaoi, and I'll never stop! Mwuahahahaha!!" I do that evil laugh a lot. My brother sighed.

"Go play Guitar Hero, or listen to Europop, just get off of the computer! I wanna' play Mugen!" He complained, in his ever-whining voice. Then I sighed.

"All you ever think about is that pointless fighting game. Why don't you write or something?"

"Writing is boooring!!" I ignored my brother as I looked at the time on my computer. I immediately stood up, and rushed to my room. I locked the door, and reached for my ipod, that was on my desk. I stopped when I caught glimpse of a chibi doll of Gaara I bought at the anime convention last year. The anime convention for that year was going to start tomorrow. I wish I had never bought that Gaara chibi. He's really creepy. Everywhere in my room, you can see him. And his eyes are always looking straight at you.

All of the sudden, the Gaara plushy fell off of my desk, and hit my head. It wasn't heavy at all, but I'm really clumsy. I lost my balance and fell to the ground. My brother burst through the door. "Ah! My sister is dead!!"

"No I'm not, you idiot." I sat up on the ground. Then the door closed, and locked by itself. "EH?! Momochan, what did you do?!" (no, that is not my real brother's name, but I like to call him that to annoy him)

"I didn't do anything!!" The house started to shake. I looked out the window, but I soon had wished I didn't. Outside was just swirls of purple, definitely not what outside normally looked like. My face went completely white. "Niltiac! What's happening?!"

"Momochan, I don't think we're in America anymore…"

"Really? Are we in Greenland? I really want to go to Greenland!" He also looked out of the window. "Oh, snap." (that's his catchphrase) Then everything went black.

I woke up on the ground, it felt like grass. I rubbed my eyes and sat up. On the left of me was Momochan, he was just waking up, too. "Where are we?" He asked as he looked around. In front of me was a big tall sign. Behind the sign was what looked like a village, with not may people walking around. Strangely, the sight looked familiar.

"Look at that sign…" I said, pointing to the village. The sign read "Konohagakure: Village of Fire".

"No way…" Said my brother, in shock.

"We're in the Naruto world!!" We both yelled in unison. That was a mistake. Then I noticed there were some people standing behind us. Their voices were familiar.

"You know the kyuubi, un? Then you're going to have to come with us." I looked at my brother, and he looked at me. Then we both turned around, and saw the two people that were standing behind us. There was Deidara, and Sasori. "You don't like you're from around here, with those clothes you're wearing." Deidara was right. We didn't blend in at all. My brother was wearing jeans and a t-shirt that had a monkey saying 'yo' mama' on it. I also wearing jeans, and a t-shirt that said 'artsuper awesome + kawaii' (yes, I'm an art maniac) on it. On top of it was a white jacket with black stripes going horizontally on it.

I jumped up to my feet. My eyes shined. "Yes, I'll follow you to your hideout, Deidara and Sasori!!" (Yes, I'm a Sasori and Deidara mega fan) "Come on, Momochan!!" My brother slowly stood up. Deidara and Sasori looked at me in confusion.

"Um…okay. Follow us." Deidara looked at my brother. "And don't think of anything tricky, un." I had no idea how I got into the Naruto world, or why. But all I cared about then was that my brother, Momochan, and I, Niltiac, were following Sasori and Deidara to my favorite character's hideout, the Akatsuki Hideout.

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Lol. What weird names. My name is Niltiac, and my brother's name is Momochan?! FYI, I'll start calling him Momo for short. I wonder what Deidara and Sasori think of the shirt I was wearing! You'll probably figure out next time. Oh, that reminds me! I'm gonna' put a preview of next time! Just like on anime!!

Next time, in "Niltiac and Momo's Insane Adventure in the Land of Fire": "Super Yaoi Fan":

You'll meet the Akatsuki!

I'll be really weird!

Momo will want to play Mugen!

And a romance scene?!

You'll have to see the next chapter!! Bye-nii!