EDIT: If this seams not like your cup of tea, skip to chapter 3 before you think to much on it. The tone and pacing, as well as the plot, really takes off there. Thanks.

A/N: Hey, welcome to my first fanfic. I know it's shite and so am I whatever blah, blah, blah treat me gently, sempai, blah blah.

There are only a few things you need to know: Soles are the bottom of your feat; yes Ryukyu's nickname and Issei are HDxD references; OFA was created at the end of the Dark Age I mention; some ages are wrong and characters are OOC, I Know, but that was a necessity; yes there is fem!Katsuki, sorta-fem!Shoto, and fem!Mineta; Maybe (probably unless there is a major cry for otherwise) will be Harem; I make unnecessarily long ANs; and OCs are only there to fill a role or add a bit of depth by being in the background, not meant to be a focus.

Thanks for reading! Review or somethin', IDK. It's not like I wanted you to or stuff... you know. BAKA!

Class 1-V

Life is, for everyone, fundamentally unfair. Oh, sure, there was a level of fairness, in some respect. You could be the luckiest, richest, most handsome man in the world; and still fall and choke to death on your own spit. And through all of it, life would not care; nor would anyone but a select few others really care, most likely. This world of fake dreams and false heroes has been built and designed to favor those born great. Quirks of all sorts and fashions, and yet, only a small and relatively mundane grouping of them made up the vast majority of the heroes' quirks. Super strength, super speed, mutants but only those who were based on the more homely animals such as cats or dogs, super vision, hydrokinesis flight. Across the board, regardless of quirk, another trait that seamed to put one in great favor of heroics courses worldwide was being born a "man." Oh, and the quotations are meant to be there, for I mean "men" and not men. The strong, ever smiling, perfectly sculpted Adonises. Those like All Might. The myth, the legend, the big "man" himself. He had no flaws, no fatal drawbacks known to the public. Unlike those of Issei Tatsuma's sort. Those who were average or odd looking. The everyday man, the mutant, the gangly stick-men whose quirk had destroyed most of there muscle mass due to its drawback. Those men. His whole life he had been mocked; for his multiple sets of eyes, his razor sharp teeth, his bulky and draconian body, and all other manner of oddities. They told him he would end up a villain, no doubt. But he pushed on, and in the end; still wound up a villain on false accusations. False accusations were common. Everyone believed the brilliant and gorgeous heroes, who always caught the evil looking and sinister bad guys. It was the obvious flaw with making your main law enforcement your biggest idols and stars; they acted on number of views, cash, and stardom. It mattered not that he was innocent, he looked evil so he must of done it; because it causes drama. Though, some who have everything against them still do manage to get into the heroics industry, but most end up being "traitors" the moment they make one mistake. His sister, Ryukyu, DID manage to become a heroine, for all of 3 months before she accidentally killed a child and... the videos came out. Actually, it was probably the child, and not the videos that did it. The videos really just served to prove that the public was right about her. And in some ways, Issei guessed they were. After the incident, she came to live with him in an abandoned resort he called The Orphanage. The place used to be an asylum before it shut down, and a rich businessman went to make it into a health spa. He got about halfway done before the operation shut down with his death and his son's ascension to head of company. To bad for them, it was the perfect "villain" hideout, and place for his operation. He and Ryukyu had really made the place-

A voice cut Issei out of his reflection. A young boy's; and most likely, to Issei's knowledge and know-how, around 9 or 10 years old.

"-suki, it-t-t-t d-doesn't matt-tt-er. I know we will be okay. Some hero will-"

"Stupid Deku, our parents aren't at fault, it's the heroes that want us anyway! THEY called us villains!" A female voice cut in. A bit grumbly and clearly disgruntled. Though what the voices sounded like mattered not to Issei. It was what was being discussed. He leapt towards the sound of the voices, his enhanced senses leading him to a nearby alleyway. He noticed the pair of kids were under a lean-to, most likely built by some hobo a few days prior. He walked up, before pulling the moth-holed blanket door back, and looked at the for the first time of many. They both immediately shot towards him, the boy's fingers elongating and wrapping the other up; while a set of wings popped out of his back, and his glowing, torch-esque eyes looked toward the, to them, unidentified intruder.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down there, kiddo! I mean you no harm, only help!" Issei stated in his most reassuring tone he can muster. "I noticed your predicament and came to your rescue! Now, tell me, why are you wanted as villains?"

"Are you a hero? Cause we already dealt with... Three! Yeah, three of your stupid-ass, idiotic, butthead partners already!" The girl spoke up, displaying her... vibrant... vocabulary.

"OH! NO! Don't get us wrong we didn't kill anybody really, Mister Hero! We- We were accused! Wrongly blamed! I- I- I-!" The boy was panicking bad. He was totally freaked out. He started mumbling and rapidly gesturing before, "DON'T TAKE HER! I'm THE ONE YOU WANT! I HAVE THE DANGEROUS QUIRK! I CAN STEAL QUIRKS, NOT HER!" The screaming escalated for a few seconds before Issei put his hands up in a placating gesture.

"Really, kiddos. You can calm down. I am definitely no hero... In fact, I'm a VILLAIN!" Issei smiled as he gestured towards the sky as the kids looked on in terror. "I am Issei, but you can call me Ddraig! The Orphanage Villain! I collect, protect, and raise those found kicked out by society!"

Issei then lowered himself and sighed as the kids looks turned to absolute confusion, "Hafffff. I know that doesn't sound villainous: that's because it isn't really. I was also falsely accused for my 'dangerous quirk.' Stupid Knight Hero: Lance Alad. I assume that the authorities called you out based on quirk danger-rating? Probably just didn't like that you could take quirks and that your friend was powerful. Because, god forbid if a girl could be stronger than the average man. Problem with that philosophy is that a lot actually have quirks that make them stronger than most men. Same with many boys. It's the power of quirks... total selfish and hypocritical idiots." Issei sighed once more, longer this time than the last, before asking for and listening to the friends story. They told him of how both of their mothers and fathers were revealed as villains, and partners of a notorious organisation known as "The League." They were blamed as accomplices to their parents crimes, and labeled as villains most likely due to their quirks. Katsuki Bakugou, the young girl, had the ability to sweat an explosive liquid from her palms and soles, before detonating on desire. Izuku Midoriya, the young man with multiple quirks, had a quirk called [Raise the Fallen], which allowed him to steal any dead person's quirk, so long as the hadn't been dead for more than 20 minutes. He also had the ability to transfer a quirk, but that was immensely painful for both him and the person on the receiving end. Both abilities were obvious "villain quirks" and they were mocked endlessly for them. Especially after Izuku's quirk first activated. Apparently, he activated after a deadly fire had killed three of their bullies, who had been trying to scramble over him when the ceiling of the school caved in. He stole their quirks on accident when he pushed off their corpses, reducing the bodies to black sludge in the process. He gained the three quirks he initially used when Issei had come [Bat Wings], [Flashlight Vision], and [Long Fingers]. All very basic quirks. "Nobody quirks", as many called them. But the abilities he now had were not what was terrifying, it was how he goopified the bodies and stole their quirks that scared (and scarred) people. The bullying of Izuku seamed to really piss of Katsuki, as she began to rant as his story concluded.

"IT'S NOT FAIR! IZUKU IS THE MOST HEROIC PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND THEY CALLED HIM A VILLAIN!" Katsuki began screaming through her tears and the rain, "THEY WERE NOTHING! EXTRAS TO OUR SHOW! WELL..." Katsuki the got up and walked over to a dumpster.

"THEY WANT VILLAINS! WE'LL SHOW 'EM VILLAINS! Right Deku-Kun!" Katsuki then turned towards the green haired boy with a... oddly lovestruck look on her face, which seamed very inappropriate for a 10 year old.

"Well, K-Katsuki..." The boy began, before pausing. Slowly the worry and fear seamed to dissolve into anger and determination as he clenched his fist in front of him "Yeah... I do agree. If we can't be the best heroes, the well be the greatest VILLAINS! WE'LL JOIN YOU Ddraig-SAMA!" Izuku screamed the last part of his sentence as Katsuki whooped in joy.

"YEAH! DEKU-KUN AND I WILL BE THE BEST...!" Katsuki raised her fist back, "VILLAINS...!" Katsuki swung her palms toward the dumpster, "EVERRRRRR!" Katsuki screamed as the dumpster and the building behind it were leveled by a massive explosion.

"HA HA HAAA! You have spirit! Alright, I'll take you back to The Orphanage, mine and my... 'wife's'... home! We'll get you settled in in no time. Grab onto me and hold on tight! It'll be about a 45 minute flight from here, but driving would take hours. I'll use my wings to get you there." Izuku and Katsuki hesitated, before they grabbed onto Issei as he ran into the now open lot full of rubble and sprouted and spread his 15 meter wingspan and launched into the air.

The flight to The Orphanage took exactly 47 minutes and 13 seconds. Only a little over two minutes off of Issei's prediction, and about 28 minutes off from when the two friends fell asleep. The grounds were large and isolated, with the main building being surrounded by hills and forest as well as ancient ruins with hot-springs in them. The ruins were once a Pre-Quirk Age spa, but all but the structure of the baths and washroom had been destroyed in the nearly 200 years after the end of the Initial Age of quirks, and beginning of the Dark Age of Villainy. The Dark Age was a period of nearly 65 years, where most major governments could not control the rioting quirkless and now rampant villains. Most governments shut down, and much of the technology was lost, or centralized in villain groups. Most notably by a villain named whose only title is his code name, used by a captured associate of his; the most infamous mystery name, "Mr. One." Tech has just barely made it back to Pre-Dark Age standards in many ways, and some have not fully recovered. Mostly, cell phone and internet tech, as the systems and facilities for them had been mostly torn down. And all that remained of most of the more ancient areas of the world had been greatly ransacked, leaving only piles of rubble and rough memories of ancient wonders.

Issei landed with a thud, but moved his arms to keep the two sleeping weights in his hands safe. After all, what good would he be as a caretaker if he couldn't safely transport the ones he cared for? He barely began walking towards the facility when a bullet of scale and muscle shot towards him.

"ISSSSSEEEEEIIIII! YOUR BACK AGAIN! AND JUST IN TIME FOR OUR-" Ryukyu paused her screaming before looking down at the bundles in his hands, and transforming back into her human form. "OH MY! What darlings! More kiddies for us, it seams, my love."

Oh boy. Issei knew that this was going to be wild. You see, even though it was wrong, and he really knew it was super wrong, he loved his sister, and not in the normal way one loves a sister. Ever since she had slept with him, and I do mean in that way, at thirteen he was attracted to her. He knew that she had probably messed him up by doing that, but... He knew he was insane and somewhat immoral, but he did it anyway. It was, for him, a way to get back at the world in a lot of ways. So what? He was already a villain, what would they do to punish him for this? Besides, she was willing and crazy for him, too.

"Yeah, Ryus, more of 'em. Found 'em in an alley, hiding in a shanty. Seams they got blamed for killing three students and aidin' their villainous, and I mean actually villainous, parents." Issei replied as his and Ryukyu's faces drooped and tightened into serious scowls, "More and more these idiots just... god... It's like they get crazier each time I go out. No rest for us it seams."

"We knew there wouldn't be rest for us when we started. No rest for the wicked, you know? No rest for the wicked." Ryus joked as she carried Izuku towards the large building and then through the front doors. The banter between the two illegal lovers devolving into a simple back in forth of everyday questions about how ones day went and what had happened to the two little bundles in their hands as they climbed the stairway towards the North Wing of the facility, and the sleeping quarters for their, as Ryukyu called them, "Little Villains." The oddly cute and distinctly sinister nickname came from a need to refer to the rowdy bunch without saying "the kids" or "the orphans" as that sounded weird. Issei personally liked this name more than the title their friend had come up with for them: Class 1-V. She claimed it was perfect as it was a mockery of the traditional naming sceme for Yuuei's classrooms.

Eventually, Ryukyu and Issei got to the room they wanted; a extra large bedroom meant for two kids. Ryukyu gently placed Izuku in the bed with... custom... All Might blankets and pillow cases. Originally, the blanket read "Heroes Always Save the Day and Never Fail!" with a large All Might covering the majority of the blanket; but now, it read "Heroes Always Fail!" with All Mights head cut off. The other bed, in which Issei was putting Katsuki, had a Ryukyu blanket that read "Dragoon Hero! Villain!" The Ryukyu blankets were the most common ones to find in The Orphanage, as Ryus still had her first sample shipment when she fled the city to go there. In fact, they sold a bunch of the baubles and collectibles quite recently for a large amount of money. There were a number of villain memorabilia collectors out there, and many loved the stuff from former heroes. The most expensive ones were ones of Stain or Eraserhead's sister, Nüll. Both were currently vigilantes – though calling Stain a "vigilante" was a stretch - but still had huge followings for their unique political or economic views. Both were the butte of many propaganda cartoons and posters, with the government classifying them as [Level S Dangerous Criminals]. Ryukyu's stuff didn't sell for half the amount as Nüll's or even a third of what Stain's went for, the still brought enough money to get the wind and solar generators fixed by repairmen; though Issei did have to use an alias to talk to them.

Once Izuku and Katsuki were tucked into their beds, Ryukyu and Issei began to check on the other kids, the total amount of which still shocked Issei. When they had started the operation, Issei had been unsure as to why Ryukyu wanted to. However, he went along with his lover, and never regretted it. Many of the kids they found had horrid childhoods, just like they had had. He related to them, and found they replaced the hole in his heart that hearing he and Ryus couldn't reproduce had left. They were all unique. Many different backgrounds, many different tales; but with them came many different traumas. It was then that the couple decided a counselor was the only possible option moving forward. The only problem: Who would counsel a group of future villains? Well, as it turned out, the answer would almost walk straight through their door, before deciding that the window was a much better entryway. Emi Fukukado was a good friend of Ryus's, as well as an almost heroine. Emphasis definitely on almost. She was about four months from graduating from Ketsubutsu Academy, on time to graduate with Ryus, before the authorities decided her "Laughter Toxin" was neither a heroic or legal substance to use on someone. Apparently, the government thought that a gas that forced anyone in a 10 meter radius to collapse into laughter as their internal organs were liquefied was "inhumane", "immoral", "disgustingly grotesque", and "absolutely villainous." They also really didn't like when she threw three grenades of the stuff into a crowd of officers outside her lab, before running and yelling "Look who got the last laugh! You can't catch me alive, stupid Coppers!" Needless to say, she is wanted worldwide for that move. Oh, and also for the 36 other confirmed deaths in 7 different countries all related to her "Laughter Toxin." However, while she was definitely a little insane, she was also a talented counselor and high school teacher, which filled one immediately necessary, and one soon to be necessary, roles in The Orphanage. She began counseling with the most traumatized and eventually worked her way through the others. Many still attend sessions, and most likely Izuku and Katsuki would have to as well. The mental trauma and scarring that results from near-continuous, violent bullying as well as being labeled as a criminal at the age of ten is usually pretty intense. The kind of stuff to give you nightmares for the rest of their lives; and if they were gonna be villains, than they needed all the advantages they could get.

Ryu finished checking the last room before leaning over and confirming that all of hers were good to Issei, who replied that his were fine as well. In total, there were 22 kids, with 14 girls and 8 boys. The girls; Momo Yaoyorozu, Ochako Uraraka, Tooru Hagakure, Itsuka Kendo, Minoru Mineta, Tsuyu Asui, Kinoko Komori, Pony Tsunotori, Mina Ashido, Mei Hatsume, Reiko Yanagi, Kyoka Jiro, and Shoto "I refuse to have anything in common with my idiot father"; all slept, except for the recent adition of Katsuki, on the right side of the hallway, as each set of two rooms shared a washroom, while the boys; Fumikage Tokoyami, Neito Monoma, Mezo Shoji, Hitoshi Shinso, Tenya Iida, and Tatsuya Kurogiri; all slept on the left side of the hall, again with the exception of the newcomer, for the same reason the girls slept on the right side.

Katsuki and Izuku had the room at the end of their hall. At one point, the end room had belonged to the asylum's North Wing guard, before being renovated along with the rest of the first three floors of the North Wing and most of the specialty rooms, and the first two floors of the South Wing. The rest of the place; basement, 4th floor, and South Wing 3rd floor and most of the grounds-keeper's shed; were not renovated and were strictly off limits. Besides those exceptions, the kids went everywhere, with supervision there most of the time.

"So, Ryus, what say we head to bed" Issei whispered while a grin spread across both of their faces "I haven't been back in two days, you know?"

"Oh, I'd love to, but I have a few things I need to get done first." She said, before turning to him and killing his response in his throat, "And before you ask; no, tonight is, unfortunately, not a good night for me. But, next week is our anniversary." Issei perked up at the end, for he knew what that would entail.

'Oh, that will be fun. It's almost worth the wait.' Issei thought perversely, smiling as he headed off to his bedroom to get a good night's sleep, and some wonderful dreams.

A/N: You made it through this thing? Wow. Cool for you, this was difficult to read. Like and subscribe if you agree, gamers.

Yeah Issei has that relationship with his sister, but I had to come up with something to replace DxD Issei's desire for a harem as that would have been awkward. So now I can say both DxD and Class 1-V Issei have dragon abilities, an immoral relationship, perverseness, and a somewhat anti-hero vibe.