Psychicfiredemoness: Okay after much consideration and threats that fell on deaf ears, we welcome you all to Season 3 of Tantei Trivia.

Hiei: Why are we still here!?

Alex: Will you shut the hell up!? Psychic owns nothing!

Chapter 1

"Welcome everyone to Season 3!" Alex declared.

"Why is she so perky?" Sapphire asked, "And what happened to Scorch?"

"Why are you asking me!?" Kayori yelled.

"I'm not perky! I'm content!" Alex snarled, "And due to complications on the behalf of our producer Scorch will no longer be appearing, seeing as that name was just my alias anyways I don't see a difference.

"I do," Sapphire remarked reading the list of cast members.

"Okay why are you 'content'?" Yusuke asked switching the subject.

"Cause I got a new weapon of semi-mass destruction!" Alex grinned and pulled out what seemed to be a very long handled tazer, "It's called an electric fishing gun. And now for the demonstration!" She used it to shock Kuwabara.

His head started lolling on his shoulders and Yusuke started cracking up.

"Now a word from our sponsors," Scorch stated and zapped Yusuke as well.

5 minutes later

Alex was looking at her watch.

"Psst! Alex! You're back on!" Camera man one whispered.

She looked up sweat dropping, "Oh! Okay! Well, uh yeah. Please welcome our contestants. And or welcome back our contestants!"

"You forgot about the new rules!!!" Kayori scolded.

"Oh! Okay the new thing is there are 8 contestants. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, Yukina, Keiko, Botan, and a new contestant each episode which will be voted on by the audience. And the new contestants keep the same score so, say in the first episode the new contestant gets 15 points, then in the next episode the next new contestant gets to start with that amount of points. Ya get it?" she asked and crickets sounded, "I hate you all, excluding you two," she pointed at Kayori and Sapphire, "Most of the time anyways. Let the show begin. First question, pure alcohol freezes at what temperature? Yusuke?"

"Negative 125F," he said.

"5 points. How many gifts are there in the 12 days of Christmas? Kurama?"

"364," he replied.

"Correct. 5 points. How many letters are there in the Hawaiian alphabet? Yukina?"

"12"

"Correct. 5 points. U.S. chickens lay enough eggs each year to what? Kurama?"

"Circle the equator 10 times."

"Correct. 5 points. According to NASA it's nearly impossible to do what, at zero gravity? Yukina?"

"Shed tears."

"Correct. 5 points. What is an animal that lies a lot? Kuwabara?"

"Demons," Kuwabara glanced at Hiei as he said this.

Alex used the faithful little button on her panel on him, "Anyone else? Kurama?"

"Chimpanzees."

"10 points! But how do scientists know? Hiei?"

"They were taught sign language."

"5 points. What is a tri-clops? Yusuke?"

"You."

"You prick!" she jumped on him and started pounding him with her 2x4 and shocking him with the gun, "Anyone else wanna piss me off?"

"Oh! I do!" Sapphire raised her arm. Alex threw her shoe at her knocking her out for the remainder of the round.

"Anyone else know the answer? Kuwabara?"

"Hiei."

Scorch smacked her forehead and yelped slightly before sending volts of electricity threw the fox.

"Oh that was smart," Sapphire laughed.

Alex rubbed her forehead before continuing, "Anyone else? It's worth 15 points now? Botan?"

"It's one of those ugly little creatures, found in the Magmoor Caverns on the game Metroid Prime?"

"How in the hell did you know that? 15 points."

Everyone else stared at her.

"Alright that's just about all the time we have folks but before we go here are the possible contestants for next round: Chris or…you're frickin' kidding me, Temi. Those are the choices, please vote for who you think should appear next episode."

End chapter

Psychic: Yeah, I couldn't really resist torturing Alex a bit with her wayward fiancé.

Alex: That is if he gets voted in.

Psychic: Or if anyone votes... Now I'm sad.

Hiei: Get over it. And for the fools at home, send reviews.