Kevin rode his bike up to the Ed's, a smirk plastered to his face.
"Hey, dorks!" he called. Eddy turned to face him, scowling.
"What, shovel-chin?"
"Alright, I'm giving you a warning. Don't think too much on it, though, dorks," he began, "Alright, so tomorrow, my cousin April's coming to town for a while. Her folks are goin' on vacation, and she needs a place to stay."
"So?" Eddy asked. Double D twiddled his fingers nevously. Girls made him...well, nervous.
"I don't want you guys turning her into a DORK. Got it?"
"Yes, mommy!" Ed smiled.
"Ah, shut up and leave us alone, will 'ya!? We got business to attend to!" Eddy snapped. The Ed's sort of ignored the fact the rest of the day. Their, 'Pet an Ed' scam failed, and of course, pounded by Kevin they were. Still, nothing out of the ordinary. Sarah and Rolf also joined in to pounding the Ed's, but that's not really important, is it?
School came. Double D, full of joy, ran to class. Well, he actually walked, not wanting to break rules, but you get what I mean. Eddy sulked. Ed, apparently, had no clue what was going on whatsoever.
"The Halls of Torture," Eddy began, "This STINKS."
Double D frowned. As he began to open his locker to grab his lunch, he said, "Why, Eddy, I'm shocked! School is a wonderous place of learning! I for one will not let you squnader the wonderful opportunity."
Without warning, a large math textbook was hurled at Double D, striking him in the head. He fell over with a loud thump after hitting a locker. Ed blinked. Eddy, who couldn't resist, broke out in laughs.
"Ha...Haha...!!! They nailed you one, sockhead!" he wiped away a tear.
"GODDANGIT! NO WAY I'M GIVING YOU MY LUNCH MONEY!" yelled a female voice. A girl stomped down the hallway angrily. She wore a simple, blue short-sleeved shirt, with a red-and black striped long-sleeved shirt under it. She also fashioned jeens and long, brown, messy hair. Her hairstyle didn't look bad, oh no. It looked rather nice, in fact.
"Geez, April! You didn't have to hit her so hard with your tray, did 'ya!?" Kevin followed the girl out of the lunchroom, trying to calm her down.Within the lunchroom, Sarah lay sprawled out on the floor, ketchup in her hair and a bump forming. Jimmy whimpered in a corner. Apparently, Sarah had assaulted her for her lunch-money, and she wasn't going to give it to her. By now, Ed had lifted Double D up off of the ground.
"Are you ok, Double D? That book flew at you just like the mutant zombie squirrels in, 'I was a Teenage Mutant Zombie Squirrel Two!'"
The girl, now identified as April, spun around. "You want what came to her, Kev?" she asked. Kevin shook his head and went back to the cafeteria.
Eddy frowned. Did she do it?
April made her way over to the Ed's. She noticed the book-sized bruised left on Double D's cheek. Her eyes widened.
"You okay?! I'm really sorry about that! Here," She smiled before pulling a band-aid out of her pocket. She removed the wrapping and placed it on his cheek. "Again, I'm really sorry. I'm April. What're your names?" she asked the trio.
"I am Ed, friend! Well, you are friend and I'm Ed, not actually Ed friend, but..." April smiled and chuckled.
"I get it, Ed." she said.
Double D rubbed his bruise, then smiled. Atleast she knows how to preform proper-first aid, he thought.
"I'm Edward, but you can call me Double D." he said politely. Eddy was the last to say anything, since his attention was focused on the dollar hanging loosely from April's pocket. She noticed him staring at it.
"Uhh...here," April removed the dollar from her pocket, and handing it to Eddy, "You wanted it, right?" Eddy's mouth watered as the dollar touched his fingers.
"I'd say I love 'ya, April, but I just met 'ya!" he said loudly, a wide-smile forming, "I'm Eddy, the coolest guy here at Peachcreek!"
She laughed. "Okay, okay. Wierd, you all have the same name. Oh well."
"Y'know April, I think this is the beginning of a beauitful friendship," Eddy chirped.
The group entered their next class, smiling, talking and laughing all the way.
Yay! Now now, kiddies, no, I don't own Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, because if I did, Sarah would've already been placed in a school for the mentally challenged. o.o
