I have not contributed to the general SCP verse, thus I have no claim to it at all.

Secure. Contain. Protect.

SCP C-1969

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Subject is to be kept on Site Sigma-026. Subject is to be fitted with a tracking device in a collar at all times. Subject is allowed free reign of all D-level areas. Subject is to be fed only as directed by the onsite veterinarian.

Subject is allowed a standard room, with standard furnishings. The room is also to be installed with an automatic lock and opening mechanism to ensure subject's compliance to the rules it has been set with.

Subject is free to communicate with any and all subjects amiable to conversation onsite, save [DATA REDACTED], [DATA REDACTED] and [DATA REDACTED]. Personnel are encouraged to engage it in conversation to improve its general mood and obedience.

Description: Subject seems to be a normal dark brown, male Great Dane. Subject is slightly larger than can be expected of its species and apparent age. Subject also has a trio of distinctive black patches on its flanks, near its hips.

Subject is able to fluently converse in English. Subject has an American accent, though the accent seems to vary at times. Subject also has a tendency to include the letter 'R' in words where they do not appear normally. This seems to be a form of speech-impediment and has become less and less frequent with use.

Subject was recovered near [DATA REDACTED] on [DATA REDACTED], following the apparent overdose of his former owner, [DATA REDACTED]. [DATA REDACTED] had a history of subject abuse, starting with Marijuana possession in [DATA REDACTED]. Subject was recovered with a collar with a medallion reading 'Scooby-Doo'. Subject responds to this name.

Subject seems to share its species' normal social tendencies and seems to thrive when it is free to converse and socialize with personnel onsite. Subject has expressed admiration and a willingness to help the organisation in its duties.

Addendum A: Subject expresses fervent pleas for something called a 'Scooby Snack'. When questioned, Subject is unable to clarify what it is, other than a biscuit given to it by its former owner.

When consulting records, Researcher Abrahams found a cardboard cereal box, crudely relabelled 'Scooby Snacks' with a magic marker, in the objects recovered from the initial Recovery Site. Some cookies were found inside the box. Subject was offered one and gladly accepted. Subject also insisted Abrahams consume one.

Abrahams instead had a D-class eat it. D-class subsequently entered into a state very similar to Marijuana ingestion. Examination of the remaining cookies showed Marijuana as an ingredient.

The Site director has agreed to use these 'Scooby Snacks' as a reward for good behaviour, if the onsite veterinarian agrees.

Addendum B: Subject has now been in Foundation possession for [DATA REDACTED] years. This is approximately [DATA REDACTED] times longer than the average lifespan of a Great Dane. Subject is still in the approximate same physical state as it was during initial recovery.

Further study of this anomalous property is pending authorisation.


AN: If any of this seems familiar (the format, not the subject), you are awesome and deserve a cookie.

If any of you don't recognize this, go to Google, type in 'SCP Foundation' and prepare for a series of nightmares. If you don't get it (or don't like it), that's okay. It's not everyone's cup-of-tea.

Anyway, this fanfic is essentially how the Foundation would handle certain fictional characters if they were real.

This chapter had been written somewhere last week, so it's just been gathering dust. That is generally a bad habit so I've decided to post it.

Read, enjoy and (most importantly) review.

~GrinGrin

PS - and yes, Scooby and Shaggy are stoners. it's painfully obvious if you rewatch any of the series with a slightly mature (or was it twisted?) mindset.

Written: 04/07/2014

Posted: 12/07/2014