Authors note: Hey! This is your fave writer RWH! Yea, I know this is Michael2011's pen name but he asked me to post this for him. So when you review, be nice⦠or else I will sick my own Edward on you! (He's a black cat!)
Ok, this is just a bunch of random stuff that Michael and I were thinking and I asked if he wanted to turn it into a fan fiction.
Hey Kya get off my story!
Hey! This is Michael2011, yea that was Kya (or RWH) I got her away cuz I thought you could read the real me!
She told me to rate it M. (IDK why! It might be the language.)
Chapter One
Bella: Remind me why were writing notes Alice?
Alice: Cuz its fun!
Edward: Oh brother!
Emmett: Yes!? I LIKE CHEESE!
Bella: Emmett you can't even eat cheese.
Emmett: SO! I STILL WANT TO WEAR A DRESS!
Rosalie: You can barrow one of mine!
Emmett: YEAH!
Jasper: Ok, which one of you is horny?
Edward: That would be me! Bella you look so 'appetizing'!
Bella: As do you (she purrs)
Jacob: Get a room! you leech!
Edward: Why don't you go screw yourself dog boy!
Jacob: Can't, I like it doggie style!
Bella: Ewe! Jake, get out of here! You sick mutt!
Jacob: You think I'm sick? You're the one wanting to sleep with a leech!
Bella: Is there a problem with that? Just because I would rather screw Edward then a smelly DOG!
Emmett: I WANT A PUPPY! CAN WE KEEP HIM ROSE!
Rosalie: As long as he gets neutered first!
Alice: Oh! Can I do the honors!?
Jacob: NO!! I WANT MY MAN HOOD! (Jake leaves yelping)
(At School, lunch hour)
Edward: Bella? Would you like to skip school for the rest of the day?
Bella: And do what?
(Edward raises his eyebrows a few times)
Bella: HELL YES!
Emmett: I think I forgot to flush the toilet this morning!
Rosalie: Wow Emmett!
Jasper: Will you all stop feeling Horny! I think I'm going to attack Alice any minute now!
Alice: Would that be a bad thing?
Emmett: MY NAME IS FRED! MY MONKEYS NAME IS ED!
Ok, random I know but hey what can I say?
That you have a sick mind?
Shut up Kya! Or I'll tell them your full name!
NO!! NOT THAT!
Then leave me in peace! Ok, I beg you to Read and Review!
Or I will come after you! and be nice.
KYALANE SUZEN! (K-I-uh-lean)
HOW COULD YOU!?
Easy I just type!
THX!
MIC/RWH
