Authors note: Hey! This is your fave writer RWH! Yea, I know this is Michael2011's pen name but he asked me to post this for him. So when you review, be nice… or else I will sick my own Edward on you! (He's a black cat!)

Ok, this is just a bunch of random stuff that Michael and I were thinking and I asked if he wanted to turn it into a fan fiction.

Hey Kya get off my story!

Hey! This is Michael2011, yea that was Kya (or RWH) I got her away cuz I thought you could read the real me!

She told me to rate it M. (IDK why! It might be the language.)


Chapter One

Bella: Remind me why were writing notes Alice?

Alice: Cuz its fun!

Edward: Oh brother!

Emmett: Yes!? I LIKE CHEESE!

Bella: Emmett you can't even eat cheese.

Emmett: SO! I STILL WANT TO WEAR A DRESS!

Rosalie: You can barrow one of mine!

Emmett: YEAH!

Jasper: Ok, which one of you is horny?

Edward: That would be me! Bella you look so 'appetizing'!

Bella: As do you (she purrs)

Jacob: Get a room! you leech!

Edward: Why don't you go screw yourself dog boy!

Jacob: Can't, I like it doggie style!

Bella: Ewe! Jake, get out of here! You sick mutt!

Jacob: You think I'm sick? You're the one wanting to sleep with a leech!

Bella: Is there a problem with that? Just because I would rather screw Edward then a smelly DOG!

Emmett: I WANT A PUPPY! CAN WE KEEP HIM ROSE!

Rosalie: As long as he gets neutered first!

Alice: Oh! Can I do the honors!?

Jacob: NO!! I WANT MY MAN HOOD! (Jake leaves yelping)

(At School, lunch hour)

Edward: Bella? Would you like to skip school for the rest of the day?

Bella: And do what?

(Edward raises his eyebrows a few times)

Bella: HELL YES!

Emmett: I think I forgot to flush the toilet this morning!

Rosalie: Wow Emmett!

Jasper: Will you all stop feeling Horny! I think I'm going to attack Alice any minute now!

Alice: Would that be a bad thing?

Emmett: MY NAME IS FRED! MY MONKEYS NAME IS ED!


Ok, random I know but hey what can I say?

That you have a sick mind?

Shut up Kya! Or I'll tell them your full name!

NO!! NOT THAT!

Then leave me in peace! Ok, I beg you to Read and Review!

Or I will come after you! and be nice.

KYALANE SUZEN! (K-I-uh-lean)

HOW COULD YOU!?

Easy I just type!

THX!

MIC/RWH