"Know Your Stars: Ridonculous Race Edition"

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama, The Ridonculous Race or any of the characters from the show. Nor do I own All That or it's famous skit, Know Your Stars. You may recognize that I've already done a parody of Know Your Stars based Total Drama. But this time, it's gonna be different since it's gonna involve me trashing contestants from the new Total Drama spinoff, The Ridonculous Race! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even lose a little something on your way. Regardless, enjoy!


Chapter 1: Devin


Devin was sitting on a chair inside a studio with bright lights. Suddenly, he heard the announcer do his intro.

Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars! Devin... he doesn't have a goatee. He actually drew his chin with a marker so people can think he actually has a goatee.

"Um, I'm pretty sure my goatee is real." Devin chuckled. "Sure it looks a little scribbly, but that doesn't mean I drew on it! I'm telling ya, it's real."

Devin... doesn't know that Carrie hates him!

"What? That's not true!" Devin exclaimed. "Me and Carrie have been best friends since we were four. Sure, we may fight a little sometimes, but I'd never hate her! Please don't make any false information here!"

Really? Because I'm very certain Carrie does hate you. I even got a tape recorder that says so! Here!

Suddenly, the announcer brought a tape recorder and pressed play. On the tape, Devin had heard Carrie's voice, but with different sound bytes:

"I. Hey. DEVIN!"

Devin was in total shock. The very same girl who harbored a crush around him had now harbored deep hatred for him.

"Is this true?" Devin gasped. "Was my friendship with Carrie a whole lie this time? Why didn't I see it coming? Was it because I knew she loved me all along and I didn't know it? I'm the worst horrible friend ever! Whhhhhhhhhhhhy!?

Just like that, Devin went down on his knees and cried, relishing the thought that he had now lost the best friend in the world.

Devin...

"What is it, now?!" Devin cried out. "Can't you see I'm grieving here!?"

Gotcha!

Right there, Devin stopped crying in a stunned expression. He couldn't believe he was played like that. In response, Devin's expression went from sad to angry in a matter of time.

"What?!" Devin gasped. "You mean to tell me I've been played the entire time?!"

Hehehehe... hurts doesn't it, crybaby?

"Not as much as I'm gonna hurt you for making me think that Carrie hated me!" Devin's teeth gritted.

Settle down, little baby. You want your binkie and blanky?

"Okay, that's does it!" Devin exclaimed with rage. "You and me and going at it right now!"

Now you know Devin, the crybaby with a drawn goatee!

"I don't think so!" Devin exclaimed as the camera backed away. "And where do you think you're going? We're not done yet! I still have to kick your ass from all of those lies you told! And I'm pretty sure Carrie doesn't hate me. She said 'hey', not 'hate'! What are you do, trying to confuse everyone with your grammar problems? And this goatee is not drawn on! Aren't you listening to me? Hello?!


Yeah, I can tell this is gonna be fun!

Anyway, which contestant do you think should be next after Devin?

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