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the avengers all sat around the table as phil coulson began to pass around files and pull up countless images on the large screen.

"they call themselves the forsaken devils. a highly successful rock band with 5 members." he began "kili durin." an image showed a handsome young man with mischievous dark chocolate eyes with shoulder length dreadlocks and a three day stubble dressed in a pair of tight denim trousers, spray painted bright pink steel toe capped boots and his torso was covered in blue paint and in a celtic design.

"he is the bassist, composer and manager of the band. he arrived on earth a few years ago in america and was bought in and looked after by our next subject." he pulled up another set of images and natasha was hard pressed not to awe like her male companions.

a muscular young teen wearing a pair of tight leather short shorts, knee high military boots, smiley face head phones and a dog collar with short messy bed hair and smile was on all fours in front of a smirking kili who was holding a leash, "seth clearwater; a 'skin changer' from forks; he's in a relationship with kili and the band's security detail and any additional music arrangement."

tony smirked at how steve and phil blushed slightly at the picture and then bit back his gasp at the beauty who came upon the screen next.

the picture showed a hard eyed china doll dressed in a traditional kimono with silver lilies decorating the black silk, sitting next to a laughing kili who was wearing a men's kimono and holding a bottle of sake aloft in a triumphant manner. he had impossible green eyes and wavy short hair, akin to a raven's and skin like a pearl's.

"harry potter. the lead guitarist and fan favourite. they call him 'the broken doll' due to his sweet nature and his dark past. we couldn't find much about it but we do know that he was sexually abused at one point."

this made them all fume in anger as another image showed a madly blushing harry between to handsome twins who were dressed like stereotypical nurses from the 40's, but the dresses were made of latex and they wore 15 inch platform boots. phil then grunted as he let 2 ring binders slam heavily onto the table.

"the devil twins tiberius and atlas. these are just their small offences. drum and guitar these two are notorious pranksters and flirts but they are fiercely protective of harry and kili. they've been known to personally confront those that threaten them."

another image was pulled up of the twin, this time both dressed in lime green hoodies, deep brown shorts an white converses. both looked identical in looks but tiberius had tomato red hair that was half up and half down and atlas had a lemon yellow mohawk that tilted slightly to the right. they were also covered in blood as they beat the crap out of a bunch of known sex offenders who'd tried to abduct harry.

"and the one we've all been waiting for." phil showed countless images of the same pair of icy blue eyes that made thor's heart ache in longing. "loki lauferson, the singer of the band and rumoured lover of harry."

a magazine cover showed the band at an ice lodge with harry and loki curled up together in a rather intimate scene and then another with harry kissing loki's cheek as they stood underneath the mistletoe.

"he's caused no trouble but we need to make sure that they are ok. we're heading to one of their concerts in manhattan and we've been allowed to meet them afterwards. thor i know you want your brother back; but you're gonna need to be patient ok?" phil looked at the god with sympathy and smiled when he nodded.


that night saw the avengers watch loki hypnotise the crowd with his voice; kili drove them crazy, harry broke hearts, the twins caused madness and seth made the place move as one. it was amazing and the team found themselves dancing with the fans, almost forgetting why they were there.

"so the mighty avengers are fans?" a soft voice purred and the team looked at a icy eyed harry as he sat on a sofa in an adorable kitten onesie. harry looked at the heroes and couldn't help but give captain america a good look. but you couldn't blame him; he liked men he could climb like a tree.

"looks like kitten's wanting to sink his claws into apple pie over there." atlas smirked as he passed around a bunch of beer bottles, "don't worry, it's not poisoned." he dropped next to harry who lent against him and gave him a cute look. atlas sighed and got, rummaged in the small fridge for a moment and pulled out a glass bottle of milk with a straw, "here you are my majesty." harry thanked him sweetly and snatched the milk out of his hands.

"so what is that you want, brother?" loki walked into the room, the green spray paint skinny trousers, combat boots and black mesh vest top, he wore during the concert, were gone and he had on, deep green and silver trimmed silk sleeping trousers. his chest and hair was damp from the shower and smirked as he threw his towel at an unsuspecting tiberius who yelped in shock.

"we need you and the others to with us so that shield can assure the council you're not a threat and won't kill you. also your family is waiting for you kili; they arrived a few days ago and we need you to get them to trust us." phil said plainly and then went very grey in the face as he just let everything lose.

"what did you do to him?" natasha and clint were on immediate alert but didn't move when seth and kili pointed their weapons at them. tiberius and atlas hadn't moved but they were ready to spring up and start swinging. the only ones who hadn't reacted were loki and harry, who was now laying across loki's lap as he twirled a little vial of clear liquid between his fingers.

"this is veritism (?). it's a colourless, flavourless an scentless potion that makes the drinker tell the complete truth." phil's eyes went wide and harry smiled warmly at him, "don't worry; i only put enough in for 10 minuets, the effects will wear off in about 5." phil looked relieved but he didn't really relax again. seth and kili passed the guns back to natasha and clint and kili smiled at him.

"you're the one who uses the bow an arrow right?" clint nodded and that grin nearly split kili's face, "i use one too; i prefer willow, has more give than pine." (i know nothing on archery. tell me if i'm wrong and i'll correct it.) this got clint's attention and the two started to enthusiastically talk about the many things of archery. seth smiled bemusedly and looked at natasha.

"that's them gone for a while. i'm guessing you already know but... hi i'm seth clearwater." the shifter held out his hand and natasha shook it with a slight smile.

"natasha romanoff."