Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
A/N: This is the response to a challenge me and a friend of mine proposed each other. 5 words and 5 different fics. The first word is kill.
One Situation where James Potter wanted to kill Sirius Black
James Potter woke up feeling warm and uncomfortable. He opened his eyes and looked around uselessly. He reached for his bed table and grabbed his glasses, only then realizing that his hand was strangely wet.
Grabbing his glasses with his other hand and putting them on, James looked around assessing his surroundings. He could see Peter still in his bed, snoring, Remus seemed to be sitting in his bed, reading and waiting for his friends to get ready to go to breakfast. That left Sirius the one in the bathroom, showering if the sounds of the running water were anything to go by.
All of his roommates accounted for; James looked for the cause of his wet hand, quickly finding it: there was a large recipient filled with water near his bed, making it obvious that his hand had been inside it.
James' still fuzzy mind tried to make sense of it for a while, until he heard a strange sound. Looking up, he saw that Remus had noticed him and was watching him snickering.
"What happened?" Remus didn't answer him, but James noticed him looking not at his face, but at the general direction of his bed, and so, did the logical thing: he looked in the same direction.
When his eyes reached his bed, he immediately realized what his friend was laughing about: There was a large spot around the general area of his waist, making it look as if he had peed himself.
Suddenly James' fuzzy mind cleared and connected the clues. He had had his hand in a recipient with hot water while sleeping; Sirius had been talking about checking to see if the myth about that causing someone to pee in their sleep; Sirius who was not in the room at the moment…
With a loud yell, James jumped from his bed, went to the bathroom and confirmed his suspicions that the running water was merely a ruse. Coming back into the room, all James cold say at the now rolling-on-the-floor-laughing Remus was "I'm going to kill Sirius."
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